This fatty tried to flirt with me today and I rejected her

[supergoat972]

She said "john, what are you having for lunch"
Me: I don't know yet
Fatty: what are you thinking of
Me: I don't know. i'll see.

She failed

 

[HundredManSlayer]

why do you post so many threads about whales

 

[Nutsack2000]

tales, but funny

 

[supergoat972]

why do you post so many threads about whales

Why I hate landwhales so much and make so many threads on them

I never even thought of landwhales much, then I got a job for a government office in a small town Mostly black/Hispanic women. Could well be the fattest and ugliest place on planet earth. After that, I just started to hate landwhales. But I always wondered why I hate landwhales so much. I...

looksmax.org

 

[supergoat972]

tales, but funny

I am being 100% honest. Why would I make up something so suttle?

If I wanted to lie, I would say that an obese woman asked me out and I said no. This is 100% honesty.

 

[niggercel]

She said "john, what are you having for lunch"
Me: I don't know yet
Fatty: what are you thinking of
Me: I don't know. i'll see.

She failed

Things that never happened

 

[Nectar]

No pics don’t give a shit