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Just send a long through ball from the back to a fast 6'4, 200 lbs player who can outmuscle everyone else. This is the epitome of why the US would dominate international soccer if gridiron football didn't siphon off their main athletic talent.



 
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man c has mostly been a meme team in the ucl

only dominates in england

usa has a lot of nigger material to work from

if lil Dequan would learn to dribble with a soccer ball instead of a basket ball, who knows what'd happen
 
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retarded thread
that guy isn't even american and it was a goalkeeper's mistake
 
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that guy isn't even american and it was a goalkeeper's mistake
Retarded comment. Haaland is an athletic freak in Norway but would face much more competition in the US. Even if the goalkeeper stayed on his line, it would have been 1v1 with the advantage favoring the striker.
 
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Retarded comment. Haaland is an athletic freak in Norway but would face much more competition in the US. Even if the goalkeeper stayed on his line, it would have been 1v1 with the advantage favoring the striker.
No it wouldn't, stick to the NFL
once he bounced that defender off he was in a terrible position to beat the keeper and the other defender was coming right away

muh usa don't care
Ok Jokic is athletic freak, if we europeans cared about basket we would dominate
All retarded babble
 
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No it wouldn't, stick to the NFL
once he bounced that defender off he was in a terrible position to beat the keeper and the other defender was coming right away
I don't even watch the NFL. Coming off the line to challenge a sprinting 6'4, 200 lbs guy is asking for a career-ending injury and a penalty if the player is hit rather than the ball.

muh usa don't care
Ok Jokic is athletic freak, if we europeans cared about basket we would dominate
Against the highest GDP nation with ~50 million blacks?

All retarded babble
Ironic.
 
We'll see how the US does in the world cup
 
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those goals are like 1 in 100
 
the best football players are manlets to slightly above average height, lean build
6'4 muscular giganiggas would be shit jfl at thinking the most popular sport in the world hasn't figured out its optimal body type
 
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It doesn’t matter how fast you are if you have the first touch of a trampoline

Remember usain bolts attempt to play pro football?

He could’nt even make it the Australian league
 
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the best football players are manlets to slightly above average height, lean build
6'4 muscular giganiggas would be shit jfl at thinking the most popular sport in the world hasn't figured out its optimal body type
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It doesn’t matter how fast you are if you have the first touch of a trampoline

Remember usain bolts attempt to play pro football?

He could’nt even make it the Australian league
Upon his entry to William Knibb Memorial High School, Bolt continued to focus on other sports, but his cricket coach noticed Bolt's speed on the pitch and urged him to try track and field events.[24]
Bolt apparently wasn't even in a youth soccer club. Jamaica prioritizes track (obviously) and cricket (apparently) over soccer. Consider that Bolt is not the only professional sprinter and not all sprinters have lackluster ball control...
 
Just send a long through ball from the back to a fast 6'4, 200 lbs player who can outmuscle everyone else. This is the epitome of why the US would dominate international soccer if gridiron football didn't siphon off their main athletic talent.




This is exactly how an American would think after watching real football lmaoo. Just hoof the ball and send a bbc behind it
 
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This is exactly how an American would think after watching real football lmaoo. Just hoof the ball and send a bbc behind it
This is exactly how a coping non-American would respond to the heartbreaking reality.
 
Bolt apparently wasn't even in a youth soccer club. Jamaica prioritizes track (obviously) and cricket (apparently) over soccer. Consider that Bolt is not the only professional sprinter and not all sprinters have lackluster ball control...
Soccer is like 80% technical skills and 20% athleticism (varies depending on what position you play a bit).

There are plenty of worldclass players who are fairly mediocre athleticly, not particularly fast or strong. Why do some players always sem like they have time on the ball? Its all first touch and control. If you have the first touch that buys you time to pick out the pass or shot or beath the defender in the game, being jacked or running fast can enver compensate for touch and control because you still wont have any time on the ball without good control
 
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No it wouldn't, stick to the NFL
once he bounced that defender off he was in a terrible position to beat the keeper and the other defender was coming right away

muh usa don't care
Ok Jokic is athletic freak, if we europeans cared about basket we would dominate
All retarded babble
Lots of European countries care a lot about basketball at least more than Americans care about football.
 
Soccer is like 80% technical skills and 20% athleticism (varies depending on what position you play a bit).
Cope.

There are plenty of worldclass players who are fairly mediocre athleticly, not particularly fast or strong. Why do some players always sem like they have time on the ball? Its all first touch and control. If you have the first touch that buys you time to pick out the pass or shot or beath the defender in the game, being jacked or running fast can enver compensate for touch and control because you still wont have any time on the ball without good control
Yes, and Haaland is currently (and projected to continue) destroying them. Less athletic star players have to be catered to, to the detriment of the team's success.
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Lots of European countries care a lot about basketball at least more than Americans care about football.
Basketball is a dead sport in the netherlands and we have the tallest ppl in the world

jfl
 
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Lots of European countries care a lot about basketball at least more than Americans care about football.
Lots = 3 balkan countries
None of the top european countries even care, some countries like Netherlands who are the tallest country in the world legit don't care AT ALL
I don't even know if they have a team jfl
 
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unironically america could mog in any sport they desire
300 mil population, the most economically prosperous country in the world so therefore the best sports facilities AND the two native and largest ethnicities (north/western euros and west africans) are the most genetically superior when it comes to athletics

if americans actually gave two shits about football it would be over for everyone else and theres no amount of coping from euros and hispanics that would stop americans from obliterating them in the only sport theyre somewhat ok at
 
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Basketball is a dead sport in the netherlands and we have the tallest ppl in the world

jfl
Basketball is evaluated based on the entire vertical (which values African jumping genes). The US has roughly 18x as many people as the Netherlands...
 
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Basketball is a dead sport in the netherlands and we have the tallest ppl in the world

jfl
Dutch people aren’t really good at any sports though
Lots = 3 balkan countries
None of the top european countries even care, some countries like Netherlands who are the tallest country in the world legit don't care AT ALL
I don't even know if they have a team jfl
No. There’s always plenty of European teams in the Olympics they even have Eurobasket (like a euros for basketball) which clearly isn’t present in America.
 
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Dutch people aren’t really good at any sports though

No. There’s always plenty of European teams in the Olympics they even have Eurobasket (like a euros for basketball) which clearly isn’t present in America.
America have MSL
we still don't say america cares about it
 
Basketball is evaluated based on the entire vertical (which values African jumping genes). The US has roughly 18x as many people as the Netherlands...
Well obviously, but if your country has a specific genetic advantage for a sports, the country will be overly succesfull in that sport, as a result it will become more popular, and then that country starts dominating even more. etc.

but never happened here
 
Cope.


Yes, and Haaland is currently (and projected to continue) destroying them. Less athletic star players have to be catered to, to the detriment of the team's success.
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haaland is incredibly technically skilled.

Even in that goal you showed he takes a really good touch with his chest to weight it past the keeper.

And route 1 goals are rare in football + it was bad defending
 
just have no idea about football theory
 
Dutch people aren’t really good at any sports though

No. There’s always plenty of European teams in the Olympics they even have Eurobasket (like a euros for basketball) which clearly isn’t present in America.
USA has 19x as many people as the netherlands, but only 6x as many olympic medals.

Making dutchies 3x more talented
 
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haaland is incredibly technically skilled.

Even in that goal you showed he takes a really good touch with his chest to weight it past the keeper.

And route 1 goals are rare in football + it was bad defending
His ball skills are mediocre compared to his market value.
 
Just send a long through ball from the back to a fast 6'4, 200 lbs player who can outmuscle everyone else. This is the epitome of why the US would dominate international soccer if gridiron football didn't siphon off their main athletic talent.




to be fair haaland is a striker
there are positions in football that require more athleticism than technical ability such as centrebacks and strikers whereas the majority of the other positions require more technical ability

its one of the primary reasons as to why africans are still dogshit at football despite being the most athletic race and 5'4 mestizos from uruguay and brazil will mog african nations in the world cup
 
to be fair haaland is a striker
there are positions in football that require more athleticism than technical ability such as centrebacks and strikers whereas the majority of the other positions require more technical ability
The striker should be the unanimously leading goalscorer on the team if the team is structured properly. Haaland is the epitome of the correct striker (based on the available options that aren't being siphoned into other sports), which is why he's currently on the path to destroying previous CL records.

its one of the primary reasons as to why africans are still dogshit at football despite being the most athletic race and 5'4 mestizos from uruguay and brazil will mog african nations in the world cup
This is partially incorrect. Nigeria's peak FIFA ranking is #5. Uruguay and Brazil have a significant amount of non-Mestizo players (including Africans for Brazil).

That's ignoring the obvious factor that Africa is very primitive, and Africans athletically thrive in wealthier, higher-intelligence societies with better infrastructure and training. Also, I would theorize that the slave trade strengthened the African-origin gene pool in terms of athleticism in the Americas.
 
haaland is an albino nigger, that explains everything
 
The striker should be the unanimously leading goalscorer on the team if the team is structured properly. Haaland is the epitome of the correct striker (based on the available options that aren't being siphoned into other sports), which is why he's currently on the path to destroying previous CL records.


This is partially incorrect. Nigeria's peak FIFA ranking is #5. Uruguay and Brazil have a significant amount of non-Mestizo players (including Africans for Brazil).

That's ignoring the obvious factor that Africa is very primitive, and Africans athletically thrive in wealthier, higher-intelligence societies with better infrastructure and training. Also, I would theorize that the slave trade strengthened the African-origin gene pool in terms of athleticism in the Americas.
jesus christ you do not know alot about football
yes i agree haaland is essentially the ideal striker but there are several other objectively more important positions

blacks have never really produced technically gifted, high iq, visionary playmakers/midfielders which are pretty vital when it comes to completing a football team, you can never purely rely on atheltic ability hence the failure of african nations when it comes to international competitions
black pretty much always deviated towards pacey wingers and strong physical strikers/centrebacks (positions that require tons of athletic ability)
and being poor/primitive isn't an excuse for failure when it comes to football due the fact brazil arguably was/is the best footballing nation on the planet and your average brazilian star player would've grown up in the slums of rio

technical ability being far more important than athleticism is also the reason as to why the best football player of all time is a 5'7 framelet with borderline dwarfism from argentina

and having a peak ranking of #5 means absolutely nothing when your current ranking is #32 and the furthest you've ever made it in the world cup is the round of 16
 
jesus christ you do not know alot about football
Do you?

blacks have never really produced technically gifted, high iq, visionary playmakers/midfielders which are pretty vital when it comes to completing a football team, you can never purely rely on atheltic ability hence the failure of african nations when it comes to international competitions
black pretty much always deviated towards pacey wingers and strong physical strikers/centrebacks (positions that require tons of athletic ability)
and being poor/primitive isn't an excuse for failure when it comes to football due the fact brazil arguably was/is the best footballing nation on the planet and your average brazilian star player would've grown up in the slums of rio
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technical ability being far more important than athleticism is also the reason as to why the best football player of all time is a 5'7 framelet with borderline dwarfism from argentina
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>pele
17th century fraud, literally played against milkmen and uber eats drivers, just watch some clips of how football was played in the 1950s vs how it was played now
an utterly different sport
messi played against much harder competition which is why he is regarded as the goat, not pele

>all the other brazillian players you chose
first of all theyre mulattoes/mutts, the majority won't even be 100% ssa
and secondly none of them are playmaking central midfielders other than ronaldinho who again, is a brazillian mutt not a bbc

poor starving ethiopians still manage to win olympic gold medals in long distance running
poverty stricken jamaicans still manage to win olympic golds in sprinting
impoverished brazillians who grew up in the favelas of sau paulo still manage to win world cups

a nation being poor isnt that much of an excuse for being bad at a sport that requires a minimal amount of equipment
african nations suck at football because africans simply do not posses the genes to succeed
 
17th century fraud
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literally played against milkmen and uber eats drivers, just watch some clips of how football was played in the 1950s vs how it was played now
an utterly different sport
messi played against much harder competition which is why he is regarded as the goat, not pele
And, following your logic, Pele also played with much worse teammates and had much worse access to optimal nutrition, coaching, and PEDs.

first of all theyre mulattoes/mutts, the majority won't even be 100% ssa
Yet most of them have a significant (some a majority) amount of SSA genes, providing evidence that the dominance of Brazil has been reinforced by SSA genes.

and secondly none of them are playmaking central midfielders other than ronaldinho who again, is a brazillian mutt not a bbc
Yeah, the player with a significant amount of SSA genes who had ridiculous stats for a midfielder and who fed Messi during his early Barcelona days.

poor starving ethiopians still manage to win olympic gold medals in long distance running
Wrong. The starving ones have stunted growth and won't filter through to competition.

poverty stricken jamaicans still manage to win olympic golds in sprinting
It's as if you don't read what I write.
Also, I would theorize that the slave trade strengthened the African-origin gene pool in terms of athleticism in the Americas.

african nations suck at football because africans simply do not posses the genes to succeed
Meanwhile, in a soccer-successful "white" nation:
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