Over This is supposed to be a self-improvement forum and I feel as though none of you are helping me

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I think nobody is truly gonna help you here, everybody gaslights.
Also, I am convinced that old, balding, 50+ yo white men have more smv than a deathnic teen like me, even to grannies.
 
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Did you have any other moments like you had with that one women?
No but server girls used to flirt with me. I ended up having a work girlfriend there. There was CNA who flirted with me.

this is how it went;

I was in the cafeteria area and 4 girls were surrounding me. They asked me what girls I like. I said all types but mostly brunettes. They said “have you ever dated a black girl?” And I said no. They said how do you know you like all girls then?

Then this Latina CNA says an old slut needed a banana so I said “here” and gave her a banana with black marks all over it. She then said “this one looks ugly” and I said “but it’s what’s on the inside that matters” and she said “awww” and leaned in and said “are you hubby material?” And I said “what?”
 
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No but server girls used to flirt with me. I ended up having a work girlfriend there. There was CNA who flirted with me.

this is how it went;

I was in the cafeteria area and 4 girls were surrounding me. They asked me what girls I like. I said all types but mostly brunettes. They said “have you ever dated a black girl?” And I said no. They said how do you know you like all girls then?

Then this Latina CNA says an old slut needed a banana so I said “here” and gave her a banana with black marks all over it. She then said “this one looks ugly” and I said “but it’s what’s on the inside that matters” and she said “awww” and leaned in and said “are you hubby material?” And I said “what?”
You fucking truecel :lul:
 
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I think nobody is truly gonna help you here, everybody gaslights.
Also, I am convinced that old, balding, 50+ yo white men have more smv than a deathnic teen like me, even to grannies.
Fucking brutal
 
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Wtf? Just on the neck? Thats it? She was prolly just teasing u like ur a toyboy
She was toying with me. I saw her hug a light skinned nerdy nigger and I confronted her about it and said “what about us? Aren’t we a thing?” And she said “how could you think that? You’re just my friend” Yet she texted me hearts and seemed thirsty for me
 
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best troll thread of the decade
 
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best troll thread of the decade
It's not. Have you not seen my other threads and tinder screenshots? I'm genuinely trying to get with a granny
 
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It's not. Have you not seen my other threads and tinder screenshots? I'm genuinely trying to get with a granny
anon, I have no clue how getting with a granny is more pleasurable than just cooming, take a cold shower go for a walk in the park alone
clear your head, thoughts are there to hold you back, don't listen to them observe them from the side. Shit you posting ain't a healthy man's behavior (even for us forumcells)
 
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I literally want to fuck a GRANNY that's how low my standards are yet no one has given me a good way that I can do this.

I've tried online and it don't work I only need real-life solutions fam

Like I need specific and detailed advice and scenarios for me to do this.

Like don't just say "go to a retirement home" cuz how the fuck would I get into one? What do I do once I'm in one? And then what?

If you guys help me I'll record everything n dat and keep you updated. But unfortunately I don't think it will ever happen because none of you are willing to help me :confused: I guess none of you here have a high IQ


At this point ima just start walking up to grannies in the street askin them if they wanna hold this wood cuz I can't think of anything else

I may be ugly but there's NO WAY I can't have sex with a granny. But I don't even know where to start so I'll never know. I need your guys help.
Just be yourself bro
 

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