This nigga kjsbdfiusdf wont stop shitting in my dishwasher

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

One night me and @kjsbdfiusdf and his pet wallaby were sitting around just shootin the shit and getting high on the fumes from this can of paint I had sitting in my garage since I painted my bathtub salmon pink last year. So kj wants something to eat but I told him everything I have has pufas and/or xenoestrogens. I told him hed have to go buy something to eat so he just gets up and goes over to my dishwasher and starts to open it up. I said hey bro what the heck are ya doin with my dishwasher? Then he makes unfaltering eye contact with me as he bends town, takes his pants off, and starts to let the hershey squirts flow. The chocolate sprinkler, if you will, the brown morning mist if you are so inclined. He takes a shit, or more accurately, a liquid explosion, right in my dishwasher on the bottom dish tray. “Come on, man” I said, but then he closed the dishwasher and turned it on. Not only that, but he set it to the extra strength 2 hour wash. Then he took my favorite hat and wiped his ass with it, but not before the smell hit me like a shockwave. I had to get out but he said he put superglue and epoxy in all the door locks so I couldnt get out. Well then I tried the windows but they were glued shut too. Eventually the smell got so bad I passed out, when I woke up kj was standing over me drinking orange juice and typing up a brand new post on looksmax.org about how orange juice is good for you because of all the natural sugars.

Thats the last time I ever let anyone into my house to play castlevania and get high on salmon colored paint. Smh shoulda just went downtown and hit up the strip club

 

[whiteissuperior]

I am a grown man and I giggled at this

 

[gamma]

Mindset is the main reason why most guys fail.

I have tried to get a muscular ripped physique since 2016, and for a long time, I have blamed my genetics, or my testosterone levels when in reality, I just wasn't being consistent enough for a long enough period of time, and I was doing the same mistake with all the other goals that I was pursuing.

I don't think that guys lack the knowledge or the motivation, but they lack the mindset and the black pill in itself is a very toxic limiting mindset that teaches you to give up on your dreams instead of working hard to be successful.

The black pill claims that some men are born good looking even though it isn't really the case. Plastic surgeries, expensive skin care treatments, steroids, make up and expensive camera equipment are the reasons why Hollywood actors look as great as they do, because if they were as poor as the average man, they would look very similar to the average man.

Also, claiming that you need to be a supermodel to attract women is so nonsensical because those guys aren't as successful with women as they seem. Looks AREN'T everything even though they do matter.

Those are things that the people of this forum will never admit to.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I am a grown man and I giggled at this

Its no laughing matter, now my dishwasher is ruined and my locks are filled with glue smh never let a cosmic race mogger into your crib