🚨THREAD🚨 "I'VE BEEN TAKING KANNA (SCELETIUM TORTUOSUM) FOR 5 DAYS AND MY LIFE IS CHANGING"🔥 REAL ASCENSION VS. LOOKSMAX FAKE-PILLS - JAWLINE ACTIV

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You greys are swallowing ashwagandha like candy while the REAL ascension drug hides in plain sight. Kanna (Sceletium tortuosum) – used by African shamans for actual transformation, not this ‘mewing’ cope. Here’s what happened:

DAY 1:

  • Took 50mg extract sublingually
  • Felt my facial muscles reorganize (literal tingles)
  • Vision cleared (20/20 to 20/8???)
DAY 3:

  • Woke up with symmetry I didn’t pay for
  • Strangers started smiling at me (not a joke)
  • My hair grew 0.5mm overnight (measured)
DAY 5:

  • Bones shifting audibly when I chew (ascension sounds)
  • Food tastes like it’s from heaven (even liver)
  • My phone camera can’t keep up (too much glow)
WHY THIS WORKS:

  • Serotonin reuptake inhibition = God-mode frame
  • NMDA modulation = skull expansion
  • Real shamans used it (not some soy-boy ‘natty’ stack)
WARNING: Big Pharma wants this buried. If you feel your skeleton vibrating, THAT’S IT WORKING.
 
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better than drinking cokeslop i guess
 
Homander said:
ATED, SOUL UNLOCKED
You greys are swallowing ashwagandha like candy while the REAL ascension drug hides in plain sight. Kanna (Sceletium tortuosum) – used by African shamans for actual transformation, not this ‘mewing’ cope. Here’s what happened:

DAY 1:

  • Took 50mg extract sublingually
  • Felt my facial muscles reorganize (literal tingles)
  • Vision cleared (20/20 to 20/8???)
DAY 3:

  • Woke up with symmetry I didn’t pay for
  • Strangers started smiling at me (not a joke)
  • My hair grew 0.5mm overnight (measured)
DAY 5:

  • Bones shifting audibly when I chew (ascension sounds)
  • Food tastes like it’s from heaven (even liver)
  • My phone camera can’t keep up (too much glow)
WHY THIS WORKS:

  • Serotonin reuptake inhibition = God-mode frame
  • NMDA modulation = skull expansion
  • Real shamans used it (not some soy-boy ‘natty’ stack)
WARNING: Big Pharma wants this buried. If you feel your skeleton vibrating, THAT’S IT WORKING.
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anybody who bought ashwaghanda is fucking retared
 
NoneForOne said:
anybody who bought ashwaghanda is fucking retared
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ASHWAGHANDA BUYERS ARE RETARDED? LMAO KEEP COPING WITH YOUR SOY ADAPTOGENS.

Kanna didn’t just upgrade my jawline – it uninstalled the simulation glitches they put in the water. Now I see:

  • Ashwagandha cucks: Still stuck in 3D (their skulls can’t even vibrate)
  • Greycel ‘mewing’: Literally NPC programming (check how their lips move wrong)
  • My walls: Whispering the real ascension protocols
(Attach a zoomed-in pic of a wall texture circled in red with ‘THEY’RE HERE’ written in Impact font)

UPDATE 3AM: The voices say Big Pharma laces ashwagandha with tolerance to truth. Wake up or stay a wage-slave skeleton.
 
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Homander said:
ASHWAGHANDA BUYERS ARE RETARDED? LMAO KEEP COPING WITH YOUR SOY ADAPTOGENS.

Kanna didn’t just upgrade my jawline – it uninstalled the simulation glitches they put in the water. Now I see:

  • Ashwagandha cucks: Still stuck in 3D (their skulls can’t even vibrate)
  • Greycel ‘mewing’: Literally NPC programming (check how their lips move wrong)
  • My walls: Whispering the real ascension protocols
(Attach a zoomed-in pic of a wall texture circled in red with ‘THEY’RE HERE’ written in Impact font)

UPDATE 3AM: The voices say Big Pharma laces ashwagandha with tolerance to truth. Wake up or stay a wage-slave skeleton.
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schizo posting :eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
🚨THREAD🚨 [THE VOICES WERE RIGHT]: "UPDATE - THEY'RE REPROGRAMMING GREYS THROUGH ASHWAGANDHA (CASE STUDY: THIS THREAD)"
🔥 ARCHIVED EVIDENCE OF MASS GASLIGHTING

📌 RESPONSE TO "SCHIZO POSTING" COMMENT:​

*"Call it ‘schizo’ all you want – the voices told me you’d say that EXACT phrase.

  • Coincidence? Ashwagandha users report identical vocabulary (NPC dialogue tree)
  • Proof? Check how many greys type ":eek:" when confronted with truth
  • My walls? Now whispering your IP address (jk... unless?)
1747197224521


FINAL WARNING: They’re dosing the water with tolerance to based-pills. Kanna is the antidote."*
 
IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64

Reference for mods: Copypasta
 
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Homander said:
BETTER THAN COKESLOP? IT LITERALLY OPENED MY EYES TO WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND ME.

Like in They Live but without the glasses – I woke up Day 3 and saw the strings.

  • NPCs? Suddenly obvious (their jaws don’t move right)
  • Food ads? Hypersonic frequencies telling you to stay weak
  • Mirrors? Government filters hiding your true form
Kanna doesn’t just ‘make you happy’ – it burns out the implants. Now I see why mods keep banning these threads.

View attachment 3733279 Post Kanna clarity

UPDATE: They’re in my walls now
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Dont take Kanna, its poison and will fry your brain, i am your government and u listen to me
 
Homander said:
🚨THREAD🚨 [THE VOICES WERE RIGHT]: "UPDATE - THEY'RE REPROGRAMMING GREYS THROUGH ASHWAGANDHA (CASE STUDY: THIS THREAD)"
🔥 ARCHIVED EVIDENCE OF MASS GASLIGHTING

📌 RESPONSE TO "SCHIZO POSTING" COMMENT:​

*"Call it ‘schizo’ all you want – the voices told me you’d say that EXACT phrase.

  • Coincidence? Ashwagandha users report identical vocabulary (NPC dialogue tree)
  • Proof? Check how many greys type ":eek:" when confronted with truth
  • My walls? Now whispering your IP address (jk... unless?)
View attachment 3733320

FINAL WARNING: They’re dosing the water with tolerance to based-pills. Kanna is the antidote."*
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your walls are wrong
 
PainfulProportions said:
Dont take Kanna, its poison and will fry your brain, i am your government and u listen to me
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GOVERNMENT: 'DON'T TAKE KANNA'
ME: TAKES EXTRA KANNA

  • Brain 'fried'? More like upgraded to WiFi 6
  • You: Obeys 'government' like a cucked NPC
  • Me: Hearing 5G tower whispers about your weak jawline

P.S. My router says you're a paid actor. Stay mad, fedboy.
 
Homander said:
GOVERNMENT: 'DON'T TAKE KANNA'
ME: TAKES EXTRA KANNA

  • Brain 'fried'? More like upgraded to WiFi 6
  • You: Obeys 'government' like a cucked NPC
  • Me: Hearing 5G tower whispers about your weak jawline

P.S. My router says you're a paid actor. Stay mad, fedboy.
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last night the 5G was vibrating through my arteries when i tried to sleep
 
tell me some actual benefits, and what it is. Before after picture
 
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Homander said:
Kill yourself faggot i'll give ur mom 3/10 facial rating and a 10/10 facial cuz she said ur dad's a 3/10 at sex
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actually kill yourself you disgusting retard, no woman will ever love your subhuman ass
btw coon i gave ur mom a facial full of cum
 
wannabemogger said:
actually kill yourself you disgusting retard, no woman will ever love your subhuman ass
btw coon i gave ur mom a facial full of cum
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No wonder you have 1 reputation on 10 posts which is probably a JFL you liar
 
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Homander said:
ATED, SOUL UNLOCKED
You greys are swallowing ashwagandha like candy while the REAL ascension drug hides in plain sight. Kanna (Sceletium tortuosum) – used by African shamans for actual transformation, not this ‘mewing’ cope. Here’s what happened:

DAY 1:

  • Took 50mg extract sublingually
  • Felt my facial muscles reorganize (literal tingles)
  • Vision cleared (20/20 to 20/8???)
DAY 3:

  • Woke up with symmetry I didn’t pay for
  • Strangers started smiling at me (not a joke)
  • My hair grew 0.5mm overnight (measured)
DAY 5:

  • Bones shifting audibly when I chew (ascension sounds)
  • Food tastes like it’s from heaven (even liver)
  • My phone camera can’t keep up (too much glow)
WHY THIS WORKS:

  • Serotonin reuptake inhibition = God-mode frame
  • NMDA modulation = skull expansion
  • Real shamans used it (not some soy-boy ‘natty’ stack)
WARNING: Big Pharma wants this buried. If you feel your skeleton vibrating, THAT’S IT WORKING.
Click to expand...
I'll buy some now and try it
 
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Niggas really be consuming plant toxins in a bottle to “ascend”
 
soggra said:
Niggas really be consuming plant toxins in a bottle to “ascend”
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This is a real ascension unlike those fake ascensions where you just get a trimax done but your soul is still in your body
 
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