Tinder hacks for pulling MILFs

I just experienced a nuclear :blackpill: right now.

Turns out the asian milf I've been seeing is still married and just told me how she coordinates with her lawyer to divorce rape her ex.
You can blackmail her. Just saying.
 
she's loaded, she's gonna get a few $m. Teach me how to blackmail her, dude.
So she's getting a divorce.
She's still married.
She's having an affair (with you).
You have video evidence.

Need I say more?
 
So she's getting a divorce.
She's still married.
She's having an affair (with you).
You have video evidence.

Need I say more?
I think they separated 1,5 years ago, and it doesn't really matter in the courts if you cheat if you didn't sign a prenup.
 
She never worked a day in her life, has a fucking loaded father in China who's about to die and leave her a couple $m in inheritance, and she still plans to divorce rape the father of her two daughters, who she didn't sleep with for the last 10 years. CRAZY

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@mulattocel I'm going to study your cheating guide until I know it by heart. These ex-wives are crazy, divorce raping a normal working class guy, even though she has a huge inheritance coming. what is this.
 
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I think they separated 1,5 years ago, and it doesn't really matter in the courts if you cheat if you didn't sign a prenup.
What kind of leftist hellhole do you live in if cheating while being married doesn't make you look bad?
 
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What kind of leftist hellhole do you live in if cheating while being married doesn't make you look bad?
western reality, divorce courts are designed to fuck the man no matter what.
 
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western reality, divorce courts are designed to fuck the man no matter what.
Still ridiculous it counts for nothing in the courts. You should ask ChatGPT in regards to laws maybe.
 
@mulattocel I'm going to study your cheating guide until I know it by heart. These ex-wives are crazy, divorce raping a normal working class guy, even though she has a huge inheritance coming. what is this.
Women are not good people. Never have and never will be. They will only get worse
 
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I get where you're coming from when you recommend we lie about our age.

Here's the thing though: If an older foid is open to getting with younger dudes, her filters will be set up so that we'd show up in her feed even if we're honest about our age.
 
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I get where you're coming from when you recommend we lie about our age.

Here's the thing though: If an older foid is open to getting with younger dudes, her filters will be set up so that we'd show up in her feed even if we're honest about our age.
I talked about this with @Corleone

The ones specifically targeting younger guys are very few and far between

Women never know exactly what they want until you give it to them

Hence how foids looking for a 6’5, blue eyes finance bro suddenly doesn’t mind a ONS with Tyrone

The element of surprise plays into your advantage this way
 
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I talked about this with @Corleone

The ones specifically targeting younger guys are very few and far between

Women never know exactly what they want until you give it to them

Hence how foids looking for a 6’5, blue eyes finance bro suddenly doesn’t mind a ONS with Tyrone

The element of surprise plays into your advantage this way
I get what you're saying. At 23, I had an affair with a 45 year old married foid.

She initially wanted a guy in the 28-30 range. After being presented with me, however, she dipped even lower. Hell, she'd even drive 40 minutes to fuck me. For free.
 
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I get what you're saying. At 23, I had an affair with a 45 year old married foid.

She initially wanted a guy in the 28-30 range. After being presented with me, however, she dipped even lower. Hell, she'd even drive 40 minutes to fuck me. For free.
It’s a cold world out there jfl

I got this one dreamer so dickmatized, she’s willing to drive an hour and a half through metropolitan traffic just to have me rail her in her car on my lunch break :lul:
 
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It’s a cold world out there jfl

I got this one dreamer so dickmatized, she’s willing to drive an hour and a half through metropolitan traffic just to have me rail her in her car on my lunch break :lul:
I'm 34. So the story from when I was 23 took places eons ago.

How long ago was the story where some foid drove 90 minutes to fuck you in her car?
 
I'm 34. So the story from when I was 23 took places eons ago.

How long ago was the story where some foid drove 90 minutes to fuck you in her car?
She’s planning to do this Monday lol I’m 32 and she’s 39
 
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For my fellow brocels with serious mommy issues out there, ever wish to feel the warmth and touch of a woman a couple generations your senior? Well I’ve got a few tips that has worked for me and should work for you as well!

First understand this is a numbers game and dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble are SWARMING with post-wall divorcees and lonely women in their 40s and 50s. But let’s face it, the ones we’re actually looking are the cougars specifically on the hunt for young cock. Which is why your profile must be marketed directly towards this demographic. Here’s how:

Your age must be fabricated for your card to show up in the pool of the age group you’re shooting for. I personally set my age to 45 to maximize potential. However, you must specify your real age in your bio along with the fact you’re only looking for mature women. This will weed out any confusion whatsoever. As a result, your matches will be very few and far between, BUT the matches you do make are clear indicators of interested cougars granted they read your profile.

Opening photo should be a shirtless grey sweatpants pic showing off physique and meatprint. Being jacked amplifies your chances 10 fold (water is wet)

Faceless photos helps convey the aura of mystery and spark curiosity. If they match with you without even seeing your face, thats even more leverage for you! They’re gonna wanna see you eventually via text/facetime or in person.

Other than your fake age, don’t pretend to be their peer. Meaning don’t have old vintage songs as your Spotify anthem, acting like you’re into the same shit as them etc. You wanna make that generational gap crystal clear. Remember, you’re just a cub looking to fulfill a fantasy. This game should never be that complicated. Ultimately, patience is the main factor at play here.

And that’s all I do. Once the matches are made, the rest is up to you to use your own judgment as to how you wanna approach. In my experience, being more direct with older women has garnered more positive reception than beating around the bush (and not in the way most MILFs would wish). They’re only getting older and don’t have much time to waste. If they match a young guy with a cryptic yet tantalizing profile like yours, it’s for a reason. Do not squander it by asking about trivial shit like her favorite plant or what sports her kids play. Swing for the fucking fences. Good luck fellow cubs 🫡
I WANT TO FUCK THOSE WHITE MILFS WITH MY ETHNIC DICK WHEN I'M 18
 
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She’s planning to do this Monday lol I’m 32 and she’s 39
In that case, I guess I'm at a loss for why you're on here. You evidently have no problem getting laid.

I took a sharp downturn once I turned 24. From the ages of 24-34, I've only had free sex once (a few months before my 30th birthday). That's why I'm on here.
 
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In that case, I guess I'm at a loss for why you're on here. You evidently have no problem getting laid.

I took a sharp downturn once I turned 24. From the ages of 24-34, I've only had free sex once (a few months before my 30th birthday). That's why I'm on here.
Because I’m non-NT and can’t touch anything above hmtb

What made you decline once you turned 24?
 
idc white girls belong to us
White foids and ethnic foids belong to us.

Also when I was 20, some taco bender's White girlfriend fucked me while he was at work.

Seethe harder, ethnic
 
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Because I’m non-NT and can’t touch anything above hmtb

What made you decline once you turned 24?
I'm an autist too. Yet I'd be thrilled if I could get a hmtb.

As for what made me decline once I turned 24, part of it was that I got settled into an escort habit (which killed my will to even try with free foids)

Additionally, when I was 26, Craigslist shut down the personal/sex ad sections. Craigslist was a major source of my free sex. Without being able to use Craigslist, I'm basically illiterate at getting laid. The one instance of free sex I've had after Craigslist shut down the sex ads was with some ethnic foid I had been flirting with for 2 years before finally getting her to drop her panties.
 
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I'm an autist too. Yet I'd be thrilled if I could get a hmtb.

As for what made me decline once I turned 24, part of it was that I got settled into an escort habit (which killed my will to even try with free foids)

Additionally, when I was 26, Craigslist shut down the personal/sex ad sections. Craigslist was a major source of my free sex. Without being able to use Craigslist, I'm basically illiterate at getting laid. The one instance of free sex I've had after Craigslist shut down the sex ads was with some ethnic foid I had been flirting with for 2 years before finally getting her to drop her panties.
Any white man can punch above his weight class with ethnic foids all day

Mannnn I would’ve absolutely destroyed Craigslist in its hay day if I was well-versed in escortcelling back then. When money is no object, it’s easy to become complacent. Now I just use listcrawler, but I’ve been steering away from that as I improve my Tinder game
 
Any white man can punch above his weight class with ethnic foids all day

Mannnn I would’ve absolutely destroyed Craigslist in its hay day if I was well-versed in escortcelling back then. When money is no object, it’s easy to become complacent. Now I just use listcrawler, but I’ve been steering away from that as I improve my Tinder game
The ethnic foid I had my last free sex with was 8/10. I'm 6-7/10. So yeah, she's above my weight class.

Still, the fact it took 2 years of flirting to get her cooch would suggest punching above our weight class with ethnic foids isn't as easy as you make it sound.

I never fucked escorts from Craigslist. My Craigslist lays were all free (Although I see where the misunderstanding came from. Plenty of escorts advertised on Craigslist too)
 
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The ethnic foid I had my last free sex with was 8/10. I'm 6-7/10. So yeah, she's above my weight class.

Still, the fact it took 2 years of flirting to get her cooch would suggest punching above our weight class with ethnic foids isn't as easy as you make it sound.

I never fucked escorts from Craigslist. My Craigslist lays were all free (Although I see where the misunderstanding came from. Plenty of escorts advertised on Craigslist too)
Mirin bro

Why did it take so long tho?

What do you think is the new equivalent to getting free lays on Craigslist?
 
White foids and ethnic foids belong to us.

Also when I was 20, some taco bender's White girlfriend fucked me while he was at work.

Seethe harder, ethnic
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Mirin bro

Why did it take so long tho?

What do you think is the new equivalent to getting free lays on Craigslist?
I'm an autist. Additionally, if we got caught fucking, the foid could have lost her job.

Those 2 factors are why it took 2 years of flirting to get her cooch.

Unfortunately, I don't think there is a modern equivalent to what 2012 Craigslist was like. With how popular swipe apps are now, foids have a gargantuan amount of abundance never seen before in all of history.
 
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I'm an autist. Additionally, if we got caught fucking, the foid could have lost her job.

Those 2 factors are why it took 2 years of flirting to get her cooch.

Unfortunately, I don't think there is a modern equivalent to what 2012 Craigslist was like. With how popular swipe apps are now, foids have a gargantuan amount of abundance never seen before in all of history.
DNR NİGGAAA
 
I'm an autist. Additionally, if we got caught fucking, the foid could have lost her job.

Those 2 factors are why it took 2 years of flirting to get her cooch.

Unfortunately, I don't think there is a modern equivalent to what 2012 Craigslist was like. With how popular swipe apps are now, foids have a gargantuan amount of abundance never seen before in all of history.
Well I’m glad the long game worked out for you in the end

Yea the Stacyfish experiment I ran on Tinder last week confirmed the wealth of options the average foid has in the palm of her hand
 
Well I’m glad the long game worked out for you in the end

Yea the Stacyfish experiment I ran on Tinder last week confirmed the wealth of options the average foid has in the palm of her hand
Since you're 32, you're one of the few other posters on here who's able to remember what the sex scene was like in 2012.

In 2012 (when I was in college), I remember there was still a stigma that came with getting laid online. So a lot of dudes refused to use online methods to get laid. As a result, I didn't have nearly as much competition on Craigslist in college as I do on apps now.
 
Since you're 32, you're one of the few other posters on here who's able to remember what the sex scene was like in 2012.

In 2012 (when I was in college), I remember there was still a stigma that came with getting laid online. So a lot of dudes refused to use online methods to get laid. As a result, I didn't have nearly as much competition on Craigslist in college as I do on apps now.
Completely unrecognizable from today. Everytime I went to parties I was guaranteed to hook up

Now it seems people get laid exclusively online, ironically making it more brutal than ever before
 
I also have a milf on speed dial who'd drive an hour to get fucked in their cars for 15 minutes and is happy to be sent on her way after.
In that case, I guess I'm at a loss for why you're on here. You evidently have no problem getting laid.
we have plenty of sex-havers on here.
I've only had free sex once (a few months before my 30th birthday). That's why I'm on here.
sounds miserable. what happened? your mid to late 20s are usually the best time to have lots of casual sex.
 
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I also have a milf on speed dial who'd drive an hour to get fucked in their cars for 15 minutes and is happy to be sent on her way after.
A young bitch would never! This is what keeps that novelty alive
 
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Additionally, when I was 26, Craigslist shut down the personal/sex ad sections. Craigslist was a major source of my free sex. Without being able to use Craigslist, I'm basically illiterate at getting laid. The one instance of free sex I've had after Craigslist shut down the sex ads was with some ethnic foid I had been flirting with for 2 years before finally getting her to drop her panties.
I never fucked escorts from Craigslist. My Craigslist lays were all free (Although I see where the misunderstanding came from. Plenty of escorts advertised on Craigslist too)
What kind of women would use Craigslist to hook up with strangers? Surely the quality must have been so horrendous, back when everyone just got laid in bars and clubs.

Why don't you try OPs tinder method? if you're a 6-7/10 you shouldn't do too bad. If you're more into the age-gap kink you can always LARP as a mid to late 20-year-old in your bio to weed out the women who want to lock down a husband, if you're 10+ younger than them they know it won't be long-term.
 
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A young bitch would never! This is what keeps that novelty alive
mostly*

Last year I had a 20-year-old in my rotation that was so in love with me that she'd take a 2h train ride to come and see me when I told her to. But she was incredibly obsessed with me, called me 30 times in a night, wrote me 20 texts at once, to the point where I had to cut her off, unfortunately.
 
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mostly*

Last year I had a 20-year-old in my rotation that was so in love with me that she'd take a 2h train ride to come and see me when I told her to. But she was incredibly obsessed with me, called me 30 times in a night, wrote me 20 texts at once, to the point where I had to cut her off, unfortunately.
Oh yea the young ones who are wild, are fucking WILD. I’ve cracked a handful in odd places at odd times, still a minuscule number in relation to my 53 civilian body count
 
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Completely unrecognizable from today. Everytime I went to parties I was guaranteed to hook up

Now it seems people get laid exclusively online, ironically making it more brutal than ever before
I never attended a college party. Hence why I relied on online methods to get laid in college.
 
I also have a milf on speed dial who'd drive an hour to get fucked in their cars for 15 minutes and is happy to be sent on her way after.

we have plenty of sex-havers on here.

sounds miserable. what happened? your mid to late 20s are usually the best time to have lots of casual sex.
A combination of discovering escorts and Craigslist shutting down the sex ads led me to become an incel.

Since I never learned how to slay the traditional way (and probably am incapable of learning anyway), that's why my sex life went away when Craigslist went away.

If I was capable of pulling the traditional way, then yeah, the ages of 24-30 likely would have been full of cooch.
 
What kind of women would use Craigslist to hook up with strangers? Surely the quality must have been so horrendous, back when everyone just got laid in bars and clubs.

Why don't you try OPs tinder method? if you're a 6-7/10 you shouldn't do too bad. If you're more into the age-gap kink you can always LARP as a mid to late 20-year-old in your bio to weed out the women who want to lock down a husband, if you're 10+ younger than them they know it won't be long-term.
I got a mixed variety of quality on Craigslist.

One Craigslist foid was so ugly, I seriously wanted to turn her away when she showed up (She had never shared a picture on Craigslist. So I had no idea what she looked like until she showed up. She wasn't fat by the way. Just ugly). My 20 year old male sex drive compelled me to fuck her though.

Some Craigslist foids looked much better than you'd expect (above-average looks)

And then some Craigslist foids were in the middle: Fat, yet at least attractive enough for me to be into her.
 
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What kind of women would use Craigslist to hook up with strangers? Surely the quality must have been so horrendous, back when everyone just got laid in bars and clubs.

Why don't you try OPs tinder method? if you're a 6-7/10 you shouldn't do too bad. If you're more into the age-gap kink you can always LARP as a mid to late 20-year-old in your bio to weed out the women who want to lock down a husband, if you're 10+ younger than them they know it won't be long-term.
As for the OP's Tinder strategy, I have a thread I just posted today about how few likes I've gotten on Tinder. I really don't think changing my age on my profile would accomplish much. I'm thinking of leaving Tinder.
 
For my fellow brocels with serious mommy issues out there, ever wish to feel the warmth and touch of a woman a couple generations your senior? Well I’ve got a few tips that has worked for me and should work for you as well!

First understand this is a numbers game and dating apps such as Tinder and Bumble are SWARMING with post-wall divorcees and lonely women in their 40s and 50s. But let’s face it, the ones we’re actually looking are the cougars specifically on the hunt for young cock. Which is why your profile must be marketed directly towards this demographic. Here’s how:

Your age must be fabricated for your card to show up in the pool of the age group you’re shooting for. I personally set my age to 45 to maximize potential. However, you must specify your real age in your bio along with the fact you’re only looking for mature women. This will weed out any confusion whatsoever. As a result, your matches will be very few and far between, BUT the matches you do make are clear indicators of interested cougars granted they read your profile.

Opening photo should be a shirtless grey sweatpants pic showing off physique and meatprint. Being jacked amplifies your chances 10 fold (water is wet)

Faceless photos helps convey the aura of mystery and spark curiosity. If they match with you without even seeing your face, thats even more leverage for you! They’re gonna wanna see you eventually via text/facetime or in person.

Other than your fake age, don’t pretend to be their peer. Meaning don’t have old vintage songs as your Spotify anthem, acting like you’re into the same shit as them etc. You wanna make that generational gap crystal clear. Remember, you’re just a cub looking to fulfill a fantasy. This game should never be that complicated. Ultimately, patience is the main factor at play here.

And that’s all I do. Once the matches are made, the rest is up to you to use your own judgment as to how you wanna approach. In my experience, being more direct with older women has garnered more positive reception than beating around the bush (and not in the way most MILFs would wish). They’re only getting older and don’t have much time to waste. If they match a young guy with a cryptic yet tantalizing profile like yours, it’s for a reason. Do not squander it by asking about trivial shit like her favorite plant or what sports her kids play. Swing for the fucking fences. Good luck fellow cubs 🫡
I'm going to try this over the coming two weeks, with the slightly lower age of 38 and a Tinder Platinum subscription running to boost my chance of matching.

Give me tips for the bio, "real age" but I can't type the BBC stuff if I'm not a ripped (partial-)black guy

I've grown tired of the asian milf after 1,5 months and 6-7 sex meet-ups. She's too skinny, her broken English with a Chinese accent is starting to get on my nerves, and 47 might be pushing it, to be honest. The only good things are that she doesn't request too much attention, and I can fuck her raw at her place.
 
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I'm going to try this over the coming two weeks, with the slightly lower age of 38 and a Tinder Platinum subscription running to boost my chance of matching.

I've grown tired of the asian milf after 1,5 months and 6-7 sex meet-ups. She's too skinny, her broken English with a Chinese accent is starting to get on my nerves, and 47 might be pushing it, to be honest. The only good things are that she doesn't request too much attention, and I can fuck her raw at her place.
Yea I’m usually through with a bitch after 2-3 link ups max

A skinny fob Asian would be lucky to even get a swipe from me

There’s too many hoes on tinder with that same level of convenience to be settling for this mid pack my man
 
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Yea I’m usually through with a bitch after 2-3 link ups max

A skinny fob Asian would be lucky to even get a swipe from me

There’s too many hoes on tinder with that same level of convenience to be settling for this mid pack my man
You're right. I could just go back to slaying women in their early to mid-20s, but the convenience of cock hungry milfs is unmatched.

I'll report back.
 
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Yea I’m usually through with a bitch after 2-3 link ups max. A skinny fob Asian would be lucky to even get a swipe from me. There’s too many hoes on tinder with that same level of convenience to be settling for this mid pack my man
I told the Milf, I want to reduce the frequency of seeing her, and also date other women who are closer to me in age, since me and the milf obviously can't be in a long-term relationship due to the age difference.

Her response: she won't fuck any other men and is fine with me seeing other women as long as I use a condom with them :feelskek:

When the dick game is so good, even the Milfs get attached:
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I told the Milf, I want to reduce the frequency of seeing her, and also date other women who are closer to me in age, since me and the milf obviously can't be in a long-term relationship due to the age difference.

Her response: she won't fuck any other men and is fine with me seeing other women as long as I use a condom with them :feelskek:

When the dick game is so good, even the Milfs get attached:
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