Tinder hookup gone wrong

[The Hatman]

Ill never forget one of my first tinder hookups, i had chatted with this girl for a while and we finally decided to hookup, everything was going smooth until after we had gotten done having sex

I went to take the condom off and it was stuck (mind you im high as hell right now)

Im in her kitchen and i decide to yank the mother fucker off not thinking about it’s elasticity, i proceed to fling cum all over the wall, the floor, the ceiling, literally everywhere, it snapped off like a rubber band and full on catapults my kids everywhere

At this point I'm soft again and she walks into the kitchen to see this disaster, i am butt ass naked trying to clean all this up and thats when i knew the hook up life isn't for me

Never texted her again after that. Can anyone relate? Let me know.

 

[lumified]

Ill never forget one of my first tinder hookups, i had chatted with this girl for a while and we finally decided to hookup, everything was going smooth until after we had gotten done having sex

I went to take the condom off and it was stuck (mind you im high as hell right now)

Im in her kitchen and i decide to yank the mother fucker off not thinking about it’s elasticity, i proceed to fling cum all over the wall, the floor, the ceiling, literally everywhere, it snapped off like a rubber band and full on catapults my kids everywhere

At this point I'm soft again and she walks into the kitchen to see this disaster, i am butt ass naked trying to clean all this up and thats when i knew the hook up life isn't for me

Never texted her again after that. Can anyone relate? Let me know.

yeah bro very relatable

 

[Hahacrazy]

Ill never forget one of my first tinder hookups, i had chatted with this girl for a while and we finally decided to hookup, everything was going smooth until after we had gotten done having sex

I went to take the condom off and it was stuck (mind you im high as hell right now)

Im in her kitchen and i decide to yank the mother fucker off not thinking about it’s elasticity, i proceed to fling cum all over the wall, the floor, the ceiling, literally everywhere, it snapped off like a rubber band and full on catapults my kids everywhere

At this point I'm soft again and she walks into the kitchen to see this disaster, i am butt ass naked trying to clean all this up and thats when i knew the hook up life isn't for me

Never texted her again after that. Can anyone relate? Let me know.

Lmfao that's nothing to worry about. Though if the life is not for you, then so be it.

 

[CrackyLolra]

yeah bro very relatable

damn

 

[Deleted member 273191]

thats funny ash

 

[chris34]

thats funny ash

You’re not a grey anymore

 

[Deleted member 273191]

You’re not a grey anymore

yuhh