MrCrig
Am i cooked?
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Ill never forget one of my first tinder hookups, i had chatted with this girl for a while and we finally decided to hookup, everything was going smooth until after we had gotten done having sex
I went to take the condom off and it was stuck (mind you im high as hell right now)
Im in her kitchen and i decide to yank the mother fucker off not thinking about it’s elasticity, i proceed to fling cum all over the wall, the floor, the ceiling, literally everywhere, it snapped off like a rubber band and full on catapults my kids everywhere
At this point I'm soft again and she walks into the kitchen to see this disaster, i am butt ass naked trying to clean all this up and thats when i knew the hook up life isn't for me
Never texted her again after that. Can anyone relate? Let me know.
I went to take the condom off and it was stuck (mind you im high as hell right now)
Im in her kitchen and i decide to yank the mother fucker off not thinking about it’s elasticity, i proceed to fling cum all over the wall, the floor, the ceiling, literally everywhere, it snapped off like a rubber band and full on catapults my kids everywhere
At this point I'm soft again and she walks into the kitchen to see this disaster, i am butt ass naked trying to clean all this up and thats when i knew the hook up life isn't for me
Never texted her again after that. Can anyone relate? Let me know.
