Tips on building a resume?

[Unhuman]

How do I build a resume with shit qualifications? + Any general tips for applying for high paying jobs with low experience barriers?

 

[Unhuman]

lol

 

[Improver]

Lie

 

[jaw_is_law]

lie on resume... 99% of Human resources dont even check most of the time

 

[Deleted member 18879]

go on welfare and rot as a neet for 7+ years

 

[Unhuman]

go on welfare and rot as a neet for 7+ years

Your income is extremely limited tho.

 

[Unhuman]

Lie

lie on resume... 99% of Human resources dont even check most of the time

Everyone lies on their CV, I know this and is the reason why I hate using CVs a method to apply for jobs.

 

[thecel]

Put 6'5" height in your resume if it’s a work-from-home job. Pray that the person who’ll read your resume will be a heightpergamous foid and not the spiteful manlet Lloyd.

 

[Deleted member 14160]

Put 6'5" height in your resume if it’s a work-from-home job. Pray that the person who’ll read your resume will be a heightpergamous foid and not the spiteful manlet Lloyd.

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[Unhuman]

Put 6'5" height in your resume if it’s a work-from-home job. Pray that the person who’ll read your resume will be a heightpergamous foid and not the spiteful manlet Lloyd.

Okay I’ll try.

 

[thecel]

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8\10

 

[Kroker]

Lie

Won't they ask for a proof that youve used to work in "insert co name"?

 

[0kami123]

How do I build a resume with shit qualifications? + Any general tips for applying for high paying jobs with low experience barriers?

Fluff it up a bit, stretch the truth to a reasonable degree.

 

[twoclicksleague]

How do I build a resume with shit qualifications? + Any general tips for applying for high paying jobs with low experience barriers?

go get qualifications

invest your money
start a business

depends on how old you are

 

[Unhuman]

go get qualifications

invest your money
start a business

depends on how old you are

20.

 

[Unhuman]

How do I build a resume with shit qualifications? + Any general tips for applying for high paying jobs with low experience barriers?

10 jobs a day = 70 in a week = 280 in a month.
20 jobs a day = 140 in a week = 560 jobs in a month.
40 jobs a day = 280 in a week = 1120 jobs in a month.

You can also re-apply for the same role.

 

[Unhuman]

start a business

That's going to be extremely hard in the recession we're currently in. I would need a good amount of capital in order to do that.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

lie on resume... 99% of Human resources dont even check most of the time

Good jobs will do an extensive background check. Maybe if ur working some shitty <$80k/yr job then they won't care.

 

[Unhuman]

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[traveler]

How do I build a resume with shit qualifications? + Any general tips for applying for high paying jobs with low experience barriers?

tailor your resume to each gig u apply to

u can put projects in place of jobs if u never had a gig

or find a recruiter to find interviews for u