UglyGod360
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Holy shit guys, I never thought this day would come (I am NOT Chad by any means I'm normie through and through). Girls would hope I get a girlfriend one day that's how desperate I was to lose my virginity, I would complain about being lonely all the time to the point FOIDS would pity me, that's how you know my inceldom was real, now that I lost my virginity I realized that love is an illusion.
At the onset of today, I was just messing around and talking shit to her at Chipotle where we both work, then she went to break I went shortly after and sat beside her, I kept telling her how high I was, and she was all giggly and shit, texting people on Snapchat and listening to music, she also wanted to take pictures with me
What caught me off guard is her telling me about her stomach piercing and even going as far as to showing it (that shit looked weird, I hate piercings and tats)
what was really unexpected is her showing me her Convo with this guy with the text reading "I heard u got 10 bodies" she was asking me for a comeback because she knew it was true, holy shit and I thought JB's were innocent. Let me tell you guys right now, you must be a FOOL if you think JB's are innocent. She is only 16 and has a double digit body count, in 2022 this should only be the body count of a grown ass woman, and even then that's a stretch. I told her to not get me involved in this, I just asked for her Snapchat.
Later that night I offered to take her home and she said ok. As we pulled up to her house I told her have a good night and we made eye contact, kissed, then we went inside and did it, I was shocked because this bitch had condoms, I thought it's usually the guys that bring the condoms but I guess she has them in case her sneaky links don't bring any. Thank God her parents weren't home because then I prob would've gotten cock blocked.
To anyone wondering a vagina feels like a wet hole. Tldr: these JB's are not innocent, they are sinners.
Guys, this all feels so weird especially because I'm high as fuck rn, and also because earlier that night I jokingly told her I was going to the line to serve customers because they said I was too handsome to be in grill, and she said "they were lying to you" at that point I felt demoralized and thought my chances with this girl were bleak, but all of a sudden later that night it turns out this bitch let me hit, why are these bitches so bipolar why are these bitches so crazy?
Truly the meme gender.
This doesn't prove shit though, except that these bitch was easy, I'm still normie as fuck and I will continue to looksmax until I'm a 6 foot muscular chadlite. In a way I'm proud of myself because I thought I was gonna lose my virginity when I was fully looksmaxxed in my 20's, but also feel ashamed and disgusted because I did this with a thot and not a special girl. These girls are so trifling.
At the onset of today, I was just messing around and talking shit to her at Chipotle where we both work, then she went to break I went shortly after and sat beside her, I kept telling her how high I was, and she was all giggly and shit, texting people on Snapchat and listening to music, she also wanted to take pictures with me
What caught me off guard is her telling me about her stomach piercing and even going as far as to showing it (that shit looked weird, I hate piercings and tats)
what was really unexpected is her showing me her Convo with this guy with the text reading "I heard u got 10 bodies" she was asking me for a comeback because she knew it was true, holy shit and I thought JB's were innocent. Let me tell you guys right now, you must be a FOOL if you think JB's are innocent. She is only 16 and has a double digit body count, in 2022 this should only be the body count of a grown ass woman, and even then that's a stretch. I told her to not get me involved in this, I just asked for her Snapchat.
Later that night I offered to take her home and she said ok. As we pulled up to her house I told her have a good night and we made eye contact, kissed, then we went inside and did it, I was shocked because this bitch had condoms, I thought it's usually the guys that bring the condoms but I guess she has them in case her sneaky links don't bring any. Thank God her parents weren't home because then I prob would've gotten cock blocked.
To anyone wondering a vagina feels like a wet hole. Tldr: these JB's are not innocent, they are sinners.
Guys, this all feels so weird especially because I'm high as fuck rn, and also because earlier that night I jokingly told her I was going to the line to serve customers because they said I was too handsome to be in grill, and she said "they were lying to you" at that point I felt demoralized and thought my chances with this girl were bleak, but all of a sudden later that night it turns out this bitch let me hit, why are these bitches so bipolar why are these bitches so crazy?
Truly the meme gender.
This doesn't prove shit though, except that these bitch was easy, I'm still normie as fuck and I will continue to looksmax until I'm a 6 foot muscular chadlite. In a way I'm proud of myself because I thought I was gonna lose my virginity when I was fully looksmaxxed in my 20's, but also feel ashamed and disgusted because I did this with a thot and not a special girl. These girls are so trifling.
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