Tomorrow I will film myself cold approaching

[Deleted member 5189]

Gonna kinda do it as a joke and be like dat guy on tiktok who says "u tryna hold this wood" n dat but at the same time ima legit try and get their number

Anyone got genuinely good advice on this?

 

[Deleted member 12669]

 

[Deleted member 6403]

You aren't pitbull or Ricky Martin tho

 

[Deleted member 12669]

@PingPong look at this clown. OP make sure you wear ur mask so they dont see ur subhuman lower third and squint max like an autist

 

[Deleted member 5189]

You aren't pitbull or Ricky Martin tho

Who and who?

Also ima be approaching old ppl not people my age

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@PingPong look at this clown. OP make sure you wear ur mask so they dont see ur subhuman lower third and squint max like an autist

Of course I'll be wearing a mask I actually want to get someone's number

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Who and who?

Biggest slayers on the planet

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Biggest slayers on the planet

Proof?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Any1 got ideas on stuff I should say?

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Ill see you later crying at Tesco

 

[Deleted member 14323]

@PingPong look at this clown. OP make sure you wear ur mask so they dont see ur subhuman lower third and squint max like an autist

He’s going on the list! he’s going on the list! ohhhh mr banana he’s going on the list!

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Any1 got ideas on stuff I should say?

“Listen love I caught you staring at me in the biscuit aisle earlier, was just wondering if you want to come back to mine for some margaritas?”

 

[Deleted member 14774]

Any1 got ideas on stuff I should say?

Ask her if she mews