chiggerbite87
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Wasn’t even planned tbh. Originally we spent all of our money on shrooms for the night, but one of my friends saw a flyer for a house party like 20 minutes away from us so we just said fuck it. Lowkey was cooked from the start because we had no alcohol and the trip kicked in halfway there, so now I’m already overly socially aware about everything I say.
We get there and it looks lowkey mid at first (probably because we pulled up to a party tripping nuts like some tweakers) but then we see everybody group up in the middle of the backyard. Obviously we go over to see what’s happening, and it’s 3 Mexican hoes and a white chick competing to see who can shake better ass
there was a money prize too, but that shit got shot up before anyone won money.
The funniest part is that there was a 20 year old nigga there with a handheld ice cooler with only IPAs in it. Dude was chill, but like damn, your too grown to be going to highschool parties to watch underaged Mexicans twerk
We leave the party after seeing those ghetto hood rats throw ass (who wouldn’t) and we get back to the crib. I probably should’ve said this earlier, but we had a homeboy we left at the crib because his trip kicked in way earlier and he wasn’t trying to go and talk to people. But we get back and we see our friend that we left at the crib sitting in the grass counting the leaves in the only tree in his backyard. As good friends would, we checked in on him and made sure he was okay
Turns out that after we left he stared at the Roku city for 2 hours. Only reason he still wasn’t watching it when we got back is because he peed himself and was freaking out because of it, so he went outside, took his pants off, and started rubbing his groin on the grass to “dry it off”. He never told us why he counted the tree leaves, but I decided not to ask any more questions after hearing that story
Moral of the story is don’t go to random ghetto parties and don’t leave your friend by himself during a shroom trip even if he wants to be left alone
We get there and it looks lowkey mid at first (probably because we pulled up to a party tripping nuts like some tweakers) but then we see everybody group up in the middle of the backyard. Obviously we go over to see what’s happening, and it’s 3 Mexican hoes and a white chick competing to see who can shake better ass
there was a money prize too, but that shit got shot up before anyone won money.The funniest part is that there was a 20 year old nigga there with a handheld ice cooler with only IPAs in it. Dude was chill, but like damn, your too grown to be going to highschool parties to watch underaged Mexicans twerk
We leave the party after seeing those ghetto hood rats throw ass (who wouldn’t) and we get back to the crib. I probably should’ve said this earlier, but we had a homeboy we left at the crib because his trip kicked in way earlier and he wasn’t trying to go and talk to people. But we get back and we see our friend that we left at the crib sitting in the grass counting the leaves in the only tree in his backyard. As good friends would, we checked in on him and made sure he was okay
Turns out that after we left he stared at the Roku city for 2 hours. Only reason he still wasn’t watching it when we got back is because he peed himself and was freaking out because of it, so he went outside, took his pants off, and started rubbing his groin on the grass to “dry it off”. He never told us why he counted the tree leaves, but I decided not to ask any more questions after hearing that story
Moral of the story is don’t go to random ghetto parties and don’t leave your friend by himself during a shroom trip even if he wants to be left alone
