Top 3 things you shouldn’t be doing as a grown ass man. (PART 3)

[Dr. Mog]

1. Whispering a secret in another man’s ear.
What do you think we are in, the sixth grade? This is only acceptable for women and children. If you’re a grown man, text it to them. Or tell them in private, or over the phone. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2. Using a CPAP machine.
What do you mean you can’t stop snoring without it? You could just breathe. You a grown ass man still having trouble sleeping? You shouldn’t need a machine. I have spoken.

3. Getting car sick.
This don’t even make sense. You’re not on the plane or the train. You’re in a car. The most common mode of transportation. And you can’t handle driving 10 miles without throwing up? Grow up.

And I have an honourable mention for you guys. And that’s being pessimistic.
You think the cups half empty. That’s why your bank account is empty. Because you so got damn negative. Cheer up, fuck nigga.

@mcmentalonthemic @Glorious King @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing @Van

 

[Eltrē]

Are you black?

Why do you say nigga so much?

 

[whyw]

4. Showering BUTT naked with your dick out and shit

 

[sanguine]

is it acceptable for a grown man to eat food using cutlery?

 

[Krivi.]

1. Whispering a secret in another man’s ear.
What do you think we are in, the sixth grade? This is only acceptable for women and children. If you’re a grown man, text it to them. Or tell them in private, or over the phone. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2. Using a CPAP machine.
What do you mean you can’t stop snoring without it? You could just breathe. You a grown ass man still having trouble sleeping? You shouldn’t need a machine. I have spoken.

3. Getting car sick.
This don’t even make sense. You’re not on the plane or the train. You’re in a car. The most common mode of transportation. And you can’t handle driving 10 miles without throwing up? Grow up.

And I have an honourable mention for you guys. And that’s being pessimistic.
You think the cups half empty. That’s why your bank account is empty. Because you so got damn negative. Cheer up, fuck nigga.

@mcmentalonthemic @Glorious King @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing @Van

3/3 over

 

[Dr. Mog]

Are you black?

Why do you say nigga so much?

Do you really think an intellect of my calibre would be embedded inside a black mane? fuck ass nigga. I use nigga as an auxiliary verb cum conversational lubricant serving a syntactic role. Get yo shit straight chum chum ahh nigga.

 

[niccolo]

1. Whispering a secret in another man’s ear.
What do you think we are in, the sixth grade? This is only acceptable for women and children. If you’re a grown man, text it to them. Or tell them in private, or over the phone. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2. Using a CPAP machine.
What do you mean you can’t stop snoring without it? You could just breathe. You a grown ass man still having trouble sleeping? You shouldn’t need a machine. I have spoken.

3. Getting car sick.
This don’t even make sense. You’re not on the plane or the train. You’re in a car. The most common mode of transportation. And you can’t handle driving 10 miles without throwing up? Grow up.

And I have an honourable mention for you guys. And that’s being pessimistic.
You think the cups half empty. That’s why your bank account is empty. Because you so got damn negative. Cheer up, fuck nigga.

@mcmentalonthemic @Glorious King @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing @Van

I have third one how can I Stop it

 

[LowTierBateman]

Laughing at another nigga joke️

Nigga really got yo throat jumping up and down

 

[BadLuck7892]

Wearing shorts as a grown man=lame