Dr. Mog
PhD in moggerology
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Here’s three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man, let’s get right into it.
1) Worrying about who’s going to win the NBA Finals.
Will it be the Knicks? Or will it be the Spurs? Bro you are dead broke with not a dollar to spare and you worried about another man playing with balls? You worried about the wrong shit mane. How about you worry about getting some fucking money? Lock in fuck nigga.
2) Worrying about who’s going to win the World Cup.
You barely have a cup to piss in and you worried about the World Cup? Grown man, dead broke, worried about ball dribbling soccer players. Tell me something, before you tell me about the World Cup; how is the World Cup going to put food in my kids’ mouths? Get some money nigga, I have spoken.
3) Going out and drinking while being broke.
What exactly are we celebrating? The struggle, poverty, lack of resources? You’re a grown ass man screaming at the top of your lungs in the club and can’t even afford a Big Mac. It’s crazy.
And I have an honourable mention for you guys. And that’s not having a full gas tank. This is the universal sign nowadays whether you have money as a grown man. If you ride them below half tank, you’re broke and as a grown man you should have money.
1) Worrying about who’s going to win the NBA Finals.
Will it be the Knicks? Or will it be the Spurs? Bro you are dead broke with not a dollar to spare and you worried about another man playing with balls? You worried about the wrong shit mane. How about you worry about getting some fucking money? Lock in fuck nigga.
2) Worrying about who’s going to win the World Cup.
You barely have a cup to piss in and you worried about the World Cup? Grown man, dead broke, worried about ball dribbling soccer players. Tell me something, before you tell me about the World Cup; how is the World Cup going to put food in my kids’ mouths? Get some money nigga, I have spoken.
3) Going out and drinking while being broke.
What exactly are we celebrating? The struggle, poverty, lack of resources? You’re a grown ass man screaming at the top of your lungs in the club and can’t even afford a Big Mac. It’s crazy.
And I have an honourable mention for you guys. And that’s not having a full gas tank. This is the universal sign nowadays whether you have money as a grown man. If you ride them below half tank, you’re broke and as a grown man you should have money.
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