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Kraken
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6'2 uncle told my 5'4 self "its just a numbers game"
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5'5 bald dad who ONLY fucks giga landwhales, when i brought back a cute girl to the family christmas dinner to flex on his ass(first time seing him in a year) he looked visibly pissed the entire night and randomly whsipered in my ear halfway through the night "its whats on the inside that counts"
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5'10 a10 eyes black hair jailmaxxed good looking charmisma maxxed uncle "height doesnt even matter bro, i had a buddy who was ur height when i was younger and when we would party all the girls would gravitate towards him" I think my uncle knows Richard Copers roommate
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5'5 bald dad who got cheated on by my landwhale mom while they had kids (me and my lil bro) "make sure you treat her right" and "youve got to treat her like a princess. but she also has to treat you like a prince"
thoughts?