Top 5 Crisick Facts

That's what he says, but I think most people agree he got surgeries

I mean is there an actual non frauded pic of him that would prove that?
 
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1. Crisick has bedded so many women that he now fully qualifies as a gynaecologist. Crisick has forgotten more about pussy than the most knowledgeable gynaecologist in the world will ever know. :feelshmm:
2. Treatment for cervix damage caused by Crisick's 14 incher is now covered under medical insurance in the USA, due to the sheer number of cases. However, women continue to queue up for a ride on his Baguette.
3. The US army is incorporating technology in their missile launchers based on Crisick's cumshots which can fire at a speed of up to 120 km/h. :feelswow:
4. Crisick has coded Instagram in order to make his profile visible only to 6+ PSL females. :bigbrain:
5. A follow from Crisick on Instagram will automatically increase your PSL by 2 points. :feelsahh:

@House Lannister Feel free to add your own facts
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