Top 5 Crisick Facts

[Deleted member 19957]

That's what he says, but I think most people agree he got surgeries

I mean is there an actual non frauded pic of him that would prove that?

 

[GlamourPursuer]

Did you know?

1. Crisick has bedded so many women that he now fully qualifies as a gynaecologist. Crisick has forgotten more about pussy than the most knowledgeable gynaecologist in the world will ever know.
2. Treatment for cervix damage caused by Crisick's 14 incher is now covered under medical insurance in the USA, due to the sheer number of cases. However, women continue to queue up for a ride on his Baguette.
3. The US army is incorporating technology in their missile launchers based on Crisick's cumshots which can fire at a speed of up to 120 km/h.
4. Crisick has coded Instagram in order to make his profile visible only to 6+ PSL females.
5. A follow from Crisick on Instagram will automatically increase your PSL by 2 points.

@House Lannister Feel free to add your own facts

 

[infini]

Imagine contributing to this, only for it to be excavated by someone like moi.

Cope he had a 9 inches when he was 12 on his first PornHub shot

Only a pooslim woud imagine this up.

I met crisick irl
He looks like a demigod. Very large symmetrical face, 99% are starstruck when they see it irl

Alright i'll take a shot at this one:

Real stories he has told us over the years

1. He is a university lecturer

2. He is a professional MMA fighter

3. He is a professional Counter Strike player

4. He is an internationally famous model who quit modelling for a business job paying $180,000

5. He has $10 million in property which he got originally by helping his dad flip properties

6. He is a moderator on r/OnePiece (this one I confirmed, this incel loves anime)

7. He is a professional artist who was featured at Sotheby's and met Banksy

8. He had a group chat of 7 women and each one called herself a day of the week. He would make them organize every week in the chat which girl was assigned to which day.

9. Every time JB's pass him they catcall him and he has to yell at them about respecting themselves

10. He claimed to me he had driven 3 incels to suicide already and each time it happened it increased his dark triad power. Like a human sacrifice to his bones.

Unfortunately for him, I found his real social media and talked to some of his friends on Facebook about a year back. If anyone wants me to make a thread revealing what I found about his actual life, please let me know. One of his friends in particular gave me a ton of information i've been waiting for the right moment to reveal.

I understand this is beyond late. I once had private contact with him here and always wanted to update him on where I'm at now. Could you pm me if you still have contact with him/ social medias please? I've been asking around over the last several years back when this era of org was still it.

Twice

First time ascending, second time descending.

 

[Crusile]

Imagine contributing to this, only for it to be excavated by someone like moi.


Only a pooslim woud imagine this up.




I understand this is beyond late. I once had private contact with him here and always wanted to update him on where I'm at now. Could you pm me if you still have contact with him/ social medias please? I've been asking around over the last several years back when this era of org was still it.


First time ascending, second time descending.

Dude he doesn't care

 

[infini]

Dude he doesn't care

You don’t know that mate, because it’s between us. Do you have anything please? It’s somewhat personal. He was my friend on here.