Tried to rope in prison today

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Dylan

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Hung a plastic bag off the smoke detector and put a chair down. Bag snapped tho. Left it there.

Got some attention and moved into a suite with a huge TV and my own PC.

They're getting a playstation for me now

Maybe this isn't so bad
 
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Imagine this was an incel after going ER just chatting about blackpill and PlayStation like nothing happened
 
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Keep going, maybe they'll look you up indefinitely in a ward one who flew over the cuckoo's nest type shit
 
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Keep going, maybe they'll look you up indefinitely in a ward one who flew over the cuckoo's nest type shit
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nice of them to let u use .org
 
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Holy fek, what kind of ward is this tbh ?
 
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Not even gonna bother mentioning all the failoes when you have poop colour anyway
I simple no would've sufficed ngl
 
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The spot i'm in is literally behind a door labeled ''Ward''
lol neeguh they should have labeled the door “hotel”. Nigguz in the ward I went too never got a pc or a PlayStation lol
 
Bro why you flew to a country without a travelling visa
 
lol neeguh they should have labeled the door “hotel”. Nigguz in the ward I went too never got a pc or a PlayStation lol
I mean it's only a ps3 and they haven't even found the cables for it yet
 
The spot i'm in is literally behind a door labeled ''Ward''
lucky when i was in the psych ward they only had shitty coloring sheets and puzzles
 
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I mean it's only a ps3 and they haven't even found the cables for it yet
PS3 ? Nvm bro “ward” is the correct label for where you are at. PS3 is 2007 tech bro
 
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I'm from the netherlands, i don't need one and i didn't even fly
Yes you do dumb fuck UK Is not in the EU anymore from Years lmao and now try to not do anymore dumb stuff i don't think they want you to get locked in for years
 
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UPDATE: THEY JUST GOT ME PIZZA AND FRIES
 
yea ur not in prison boyo. Funny larp
 
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No you don't. Freedom of movement and visas are not the same thing.
I'm pretty sure you do. Do you think they locked you up by mistake?
 
You don't?

Yes, especially as the last report I've just received was full of wrong info.
If you don't why the fuck did they lock you up?? Plus Bro you Need because they have no idea if you're going to stay, that's why there are travelling visas working visas etc for all they know you could have stayed there indefinitely
 
If you don't why the fuck did they lock you up?? Plus Bro you Need because they have no idea if you're going to stay, that's why there are travelling visas working visas etc for all they know you could have stayed there indefinitely
Hadn't even been there for a full day
 
lucky when i was in the psych ward they only had shitty coloring sheets and puzzles
Mfw only colouring sheets and no Nintendo switch


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i need 1500 posts so im just typing this
 
What did you do
Immigration offense but it's bullshit i was just visiting uk (i'm from netherlands) and they arrested me at some random moment in town i didn't to anything like overstay (wasn't even a full day cage) or work or anything

i applied for release on vulnerable adults earlier, they declined, i saw the report, they used false dates and say i tried to enter many times and was caught entering illegally, this is bullshit
 
If it’s true i feel sorry for you, how much you risk?
 
What country are you in
 

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