Truecel Johnny Depp gets a haircut

[tallnegga]

Never grow out the sides of your hair if you have a squarish head shape and a big head. You look like a watermelon head lesbian and your jaw and chin looks even smaller. I look way better with shorter sides and hair and already got compliments on my hair three times since the haircut(from Roasties, and a shaniqua).

Just grow your hair out is bs and doesn’t work for everyone.

 

[tallnegga]

 

[Deleted member 21052]

ugly asf

 

[tallnegga]

ugly asf

Male gaze. Female gaze I’m the dirty uncle that she always wanted to be molested by

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

Never grow out the sides of your hair if you have a squarish head shape and a big head. You look like a watermelon head lesbian and your jaw and chin looks even smaller. I look way better with shorter sides and hair and already got compliments on my hair three times since the haircut(from Roasties, and a shaniqua).

Just grow your hair out is bs and doesn’t work for everyone.

Looksmin tbh, your cranium shape is not good for short hairstyles. Sorry brother.

 

[tallnegga]

Looksmin tbh, your cranium shape is not good for short hairstyles. Sorry brother.

Lool what’s wrong with my head shape? I really don’t like like the way I look with long hair. If I had straight hair it would be different but my hair grows almost like a Jew fro

 

[MatheusCqb]

this hair is good tbh if you let your beard grow u gonna look really good imo

 

[MakinMogReturns]

1. Lool what’s wrong with my head shape?

 

[MakinMogReturns]

You look exactly like gay Tony.

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

Lool what’s wrong with my head shape? I really don’t like like the way I look with long hair. If I had straight hair it would be different but my hair grows almost like a Jew fro

 

[tallnegga]

Subliminal messaging to foids.

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

Subliminal messaging to foids.

Lmaoooo I love you dude. Where in the U.S. do you live? I'd go clubbing with you.

 

[tallnegga]

You look exactly like gay Tony.

Lmao I wouldn’t be talking about other people looking gay you little twink

 

[tallnegga]

Lmaoooo I love you dude. Where in the U.S. do you live? I'd go clubbing with you.

Lmao. We actually live like 2 hours away from each other.

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

Lmao. We actually live like 2 hours away from each other.

What where???

 

[WanderingBurro]

Quit larping as even a discount Johnny Depp you don't look anything like him

You brutally have no brow ridge, your upper eye area is trying to hard to not let your eye balls fall out that the skin around them looks tensed up and angry. How do you look with your eyes actually relaxed. It's clear to see this pose is unnatural

 

[tallnegga]

What where???

I’m on the west coast of FL. As specific as I want to be on this site lol.

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

I’m on the west coast of FL. As specific as I want to be on this site lol.

DM me, we'll arrange a meetup. Two 6'4 frame Moggers. No way we don't shut down a club.

 

[tallnegga]

Quit larping as even a discount Johnny Depp you don't look anything like him

You brutally have no brow ridge, your upper eye area is trying to hard to not let your eye balls fall out that the skin around them looks tensed up and angry. How do you look with your eyes actually relaxed. It's clear to see this pose is unnatural

I have zero browridge you’re right. You’re not just retarded

 

[tallnegga]

Quit larping as even a discount Johnny Depp you don't look anything like him

You brutally have no brow ridge, your upper eye area is trying to hard to not let your eye balls fall out that the skin around them looks tensed up and angry. How do you look with your eyes actually relaxed. It's clear to see this pose is unnatural

How can you be such an idiot lol. Anyone with half a brain on here understands that my eye area suffers from no zygos or midface support not lack of browridge. Phaggots like you are useless on this site

 

[WanderingBurro]

I have zero browridge you’re right. You’re not just retarded

How can you be such an idiot lol. Anyone with half a brain on here understands that my eye area suffers from no zygos or midface support not lack of browridge. Phaggots like you are useless on this site

You legit don't, if you had a better brow ridge there'd be more of a shadow casted on your upper eye area except it's not. The fat above your eye is left exposed and the area looks obviously squinched

 

[tallnegga]

You legit don't, if you had a better brow ridge there'd be more of a shadow casted on your upper eye area except it's not. The fat above your eye is left exposed and the area looks obviously squinched

JFL. The part in the middle that you’re saying is only skin. Is actually bone as well. you’re a fucking idiot no part of my eye is exposed it’s all under covered browridge

 

[Mouthbreath]

You legit don't, if you had a better brow ridge there'd be more of a shadow casted on your upper eye area except it's not. The fat above your eye is left exposed and the area looks obviously squinched

Do I have a browridge?



In certain lighting and angles it's invisible.

 

[WanderingBurro]

 

[WanderingBurro]

Do I have a browridge?



In certain lighting and angles it's invisible.

Healthy fatpads along with a nice brow ridge to create the ideal deep set eye. Lookin' good

 

[MakinMogReturns]

Lmao I wouldn’t be talking about other people looking gay you little twink

I UNIRONICALLY LOOK MORE MASC THAN YOU.

 

[tallnegga]

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Can’t decide if retarded or trolling. That guys brow ridge is non existent next to mine

 

[tallnegga]

I UNIRONICALLY LOOK MORE MASC THAN YOU.

Keep squinting your eyes little manlet twink. You look like my bottom bitch.

 

[MakinMogReturns]

I have zero browridge you’re right. You’re not just retarded

Hahahaha you literally have no browridge. Im african american with a better browridge than you and im only 16!
Legit death tier cinderblock head fucker!
hahahaha

 

[MakinMogReturns]

Keep squinting your eyes little manlet twink. You look like my bottom bitch.

You look the bricks to my house.

 

[MakinMogReturns]

You look the brick to my house.

With this being said I see your head daily lol.

 

[Mouthbreath]

Healthy fatpads along with a nice brow ridge to create the ideal deep set eye. Lookin' good

I just check again, and I think I took this foto after bonesmashing my browridge jfl. Because naturally I do indeed have almost no browridge.

Bonesmashing causes temporary swelling, especially for the browridge I found it to make a visible difference.

 

[WanderingBurro]

Can’t decide if retarded or trolling. That guys brow ridge is non existent next to mine

Slightly trolling but mostly serious. You legit lack a lot of brow ridge support. Take a look at any GL guy and they all have brow ridges that protrude more than yours. Most normies, heck most curries have deeper set eyes on average than you do. Although this is more or less a problem that exists with the rest of your face it's super flat and has like zero definition. Your only good trait is that it's rather rectangular shape and not some peanut head

 

[WanderingBurro]

I just check again, and I think I took this foto after bonesmashing my browridge jfl. Because naturally I do indeed have almost no browridge.

Bonesmashing causes temporary swelling, especially for the browridge I found it to make a visible difference.

Bonesmashing is such a meme to me but other than literally 2 results of a ridge implant by eppley there's practically nothing out there I see that can help improve an underdeveloped ridge area

 

[WanderingBurro]

OP should legit bonesmash. I don't think he has much more braincels to lose worst case scenario

 

[tallnegga]

Slightly trolling but mostly serious. You legit lack a lot of brow ridge support. Take a look at any GL guy and they all have brow ridges that protrude more than yours. Most normies, heck most curries have deeper set eyes on average than you do. Although this is more or less a problem that exists with the rest of your face it's super flat and has like zero definition. Your only good trait is that it's rather rectangular shape and not some peanut head

Yeah dude my eyes are so outset that they are bulging out. Now I know not to trust your ass in any retarded shit you say on here. As it’s obvious what my problem is with my eyes. Sclera show due to no midface at all

 

[tallnegga]

OP should legit bonesmash. I don't think he has much more braincels to lose worst case scenario

You’re the biggest brainlet in the thread talking about braincels

 

[WanderingBurro]

Yeah dude my eyes are so outset that they are bulging out. Now I know not to trust your ass in any retarded shit you say on here. As it’s obvious what my problem is with my eyes. Sclera show due to no midface at all

Brooooo don't tilt your head like that your eyes are gonna fall out


I'm sorta trolling because you keep posting here despite knowing it's over. Most of this thread agrees that your orbital region kinda sucks dogwater anyways sooooo

 

[Mouthbreath]

Yeah dude my eyes are so outset that they are bulging out. Now I know not to trust your ass in any retarded shit you say on here. As it’s obvious what my problem is with my eyes. Sclera show due to no midface at all

Btw if you squint hard you create folds that make it look like a brow ridge, when you relax your eye area completely you will see if you actually have bone mass or not. And lighting makes a huge difference as well.

 

[tallnegga]

Brooooo don't tilt your head like that your eyes are gonna fall out


I'm sorta trolling because you keep posting here despite knowing it's over. Most of this thread agrees that your orbital region kinda sucks dogwater anyways sooooo

It’s over for you you manlet bitch lmao. I actually get pussy anytime I want. And I’ll post as much as I want on here bitch eat my dick. Also show your glorious face and browridge. Easy to talk behind a screen when you probably look like a twink

 

[WanderingBurro]

Btw if you squint hard you create folds that make it look like a brow ridge, when you relax your eye area completely you will see if you actually have bone mass or not. And lighting makes a huge difference as well.

This. OP's eye area looks very squinted and tense. A naturally prominent or at least average brow ridge area looks relaxed



Literally OP:

 

[tallnegga]

Btw if you squint hard you create folds that make it look like a brow ridge, when you relax your eye area completely you will see if you actually have bone mass or not. And lighting makes a huge difference as well.

I can literally feel the bone with my fingers lmao. I don’t need a picture to confirm something I can feel. That skin fold takes the shape of the bones underneath

 

[WanderingBurro]

It’s over for you you manlet bitch lmao. I actually get pussy anytime I want. And I’ll post as much as I want on here bitch eat my dick. Also show your glorious face and browridge. Easy to talk behind a screen when you probably look like a twink

Twinks slay more than you ever will

 

[tallnegga]

This. OP's eye area looks very squinted and tense. A naturally prominent or at least average brow ridge area looks relaxed



Literally OP:

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Looks just like me phaggot. That’s my natural face no squinting. Don’t be jealous that you look like my bitch

 

[tallnegga]

Twinks slay more than you ever will

Yeah that’s cope af. In Florida all I see are tall masculine jacked dudes with GFs.

 

[WanderingBurro]

View attachment 1927923Looks just like me phaggot. That’s my natural face no squinting. Don’t be jealous that you look like my bitch

Tbh you look more like a brick version of Robert Downey Jr. than you do Johnny Depp. Same gross eye area

 

[tallnegga]

Tbh you look more like a brick version of Robert Downey Jr. than you do Johnny Depp. Same gross eye area

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He doesn’t have my eyes brows and his eyes are twice the size of mine despite me lacking midface support and having massive scelera show. Dumb af. You suck at this bro. You’re a twink, you’re bad at trolling, and my dick is bigger than yours too

 

[WanderingBurro]

He doesn’t have my eyes brows and his eyes are twice the size of mine despite me lacking midface support and having massive scelera show. Dumb af. You suck at this bro. You’re a twink, you’re bad at trolling, and my dick is bigger than yours too

Here's a guy at an almost similar angle with even some eyelash also poking out from the other eye. Compare it to your eye area. Sure I'm overexaggerating in that you're not some graves patient but notice how subhuman your eye area is in comparison. A good eye area is the result of all surrounding bones. including zygos, maxilla, orbitals, the brow ridge (not just zygos and midface) all or most of them should be relatively well off whilst all of yours are heavily recessed and nearly nonexistent


Here compare the two, look at this guy's, and look at yours, ask why yours doesn't look like his. Got the picture?

 

[WanderingBurro]

LOL I JUST NOTICED SOMEONE CALLED YOU GAY TONY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. Added with the fact your entire old post memed on you for the fact you don't look anything like Depp. JFL AT YOU for not understanding anything about your face

 

[tallnegga]

Here's a guy at an almost similar angle with even some eyelash also poking out from the other eye. Compare it to your eye area. Sure I'm overexaggerating in that you're not some graves patient but notice how subhuman your eye area is in comparison. A good eye area is the result of all surrounding bones. including zygos, maxilla, orbitals, the brow ridge (not just zygos and midface) all or most of them should be relatively well off whilst all of yours are heavily recessed and nearly nonexistent


Here compare the two, look at this guy's, and look at yours, ask why yours doesn't look like his. Got the picture?

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His eyes don’t look more deep set than mine? Nor does his browridge look bigger. He just doesn’t have a caved in midface like me. If I had any kind of midface my eye area would be better than that guys. You’re bringing your own subjectivity into it now.