Turning 25 in 2 weeks, no Halloween party invites and still 18% bf. Fml

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About to be half way thru my 20s and got a decent career going and have a lot of money saved for surgeries but I’m so fucking behind when it comes to social, sexual, and relationship milestones man.

Never been invited to a Halloween party before and don’t know how the hell id get invited to one in the 1st place when im not even in college.

And it’ll be at least a year til a look halfway decent physique wise.
 
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Nigga is 25 talking about sum Halloween party’s
 
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Nigga is 25 talking about sum Halloween party’s
Yeah bro has missed his opportunity
going to a Halloween party post age 21 is peak unemployment
 
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Nigga is 25 talking about sum Halloween party’s
Yea cuz 25+ latebloomercels are just suppose to wagecuck 247 for the rest of their life right? Jfl
 
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Mogs me.
 
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About to be half way thru my 20s and got a decent career going and have a lot of money saved for surgeries but I’m so fucking behind when it comes to social, sexual, and relationship milestones man.

Never been invited to a Halloween party before and don’t know how the hell id get invited to one in the 1st place when im not even in college.

And it’ll be at least a year til a look halfway decent physique wise.
pull up to a college campus and roam around till u find one
 
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About to be half way thru my 20s and got a decent career going and have a lot of money saved for surgeries but I’m so fucking behind when it comes to social, sexual, and relationship milestones man.

Never been invited to a Halloween party before and don’t know how the hell id get invited to one in the 1st place when im not even in college.

And it’ll be at least a year til a look halfway decent physique wise.
ur too old for that shit

time to start focusing on your career and other shit
 
ur the Jason Nash of your friend group aren’t u Unc
Nah med oily skin ages like wine and I have boyish looks. But is slaying at Halloween parties really that much easier or is it overhyped?
 
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Nah med oily skin ages like wine and I have boyish looks. But is slaying at Halloween parties really that much easier or is it overhyped?
it is genuinely so easy as long as ur tall
looks barely matter since 1 everyones drunk
2 everyones wearing makeup
3 it’s dark
 
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Just be a wageslave and never enjoy life for the rest of your existence theory
nigga if u think partying is the only way to have fun in life you dont deserve to be going to them :lul::lul:
 
Yea cuz 25+ latebloomercels are just suppose to wagecuck 247 for the rest of their life right? Jfl
Well, from perspective of 15-16yo (which seem to be the average age here now), 25yo is something far away in time, unc tier, and 30+ and granddad, and everybody must be married and have their own profitable business by that time...
 
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it is genuinely so easy as long as ur tall
looks barely matter since 1 everyones drunk
2 everyones wearing makeup
3 it’s dark
I can fraud 6’2 with lifts. Only issue is that I’m still fatcel at 18% bf.
 
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Well, from perspective of 15-16yo (which seem to be the average age here now), 25yo is something far away in time, unc tier, and 30+ and granddad, and everybody must be married and have their own profitable business by that time...
Yea anything 22+ to late zoomers is a dinosaur and anything below is still a toddler that lacks autonomy. Lol I shouldn’t put too much stock in these kids opinions.
 
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About to be half way thru my 20s and got a decent career going and have a lot of money saved for surgeries but I’m so fucking behind when it comes to social, sexual, and relationship milestones man.

Never been invited to a Halloween party before and don’t know how the hell id get invited to one in the 1st place when im not even in college.

And it’ll be at least a year til a look halfway decent physique wise.
When i was on campus, i went to holloween party was one of the most fun i ever had, it was for all students, they even invited small elementary school kids from a near by school to come, it was haunted house theme. After i was done my work in the campus library i went to check it out, and meet some random girl there along with some spanish guy, none of us knew each other we just all talked and chilled and enjoyed the night. Nothing long-term came of it we would just say hi in passing but that night was amazing. It was like maybe like 250 college students and like 300 elementary kids along with their parents.

Sadly i wish you had these experiences when even younger, instead of age 25 say age 13-14. Sadly alot of folks don't get their social game and experiences and wait till its to late. Its just human nature folks are 13-16 and keep saying they will have time, and the years just roll by. At 25 maybe a holloween themed night at a nightclub might be more your alley. Thats why i say the time to panic is not at 18-25 its before say ages 13-15, why because even if you want to improve your sexual and social life and looks, it will take time.
 
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When i was on campus, i went to holloween party was one of the most fun i ever had, it was for all students, they even invited small elementary school kids from a near by school to come, it was haunted house theme. After i was done my work in the campus library i went to check it out, and meet some random girl there along with some spanish guy, none of us knew each other we just all talked and chilled and enjoyed the night. Nothing long-term came of it we would just say hi in passing but that night was amazing. It was like maybe like 250 college students and like 300 elementary kids along with their parents.

Sadly i wish you had these experiences when even younger, instead of age 25 say age 13-14. Sadly alot of folks don't get their social game and experiences and wait till its to late. It’s just human nature folks are 13-16 and keep saying they will have time, and the years just roll by. At 25 maybe a holloween themed night at a nightclub might be more your alley. Thats why i say the time to panic is not at 18-25 its before say ages 13-15, why because even if you want to improve your sexual and social life and looks, it will take time.
Any ideas on How I can get invited to a college Halloween party as a non student?
 
Halloween parties R gay just play Hollow Knight Silksong instead
 
just go haloween raves , etc in your city , tons of drunk sluts
At 18% bf am I better off staying in or should I try to fraud v taper with Batman shoulder pad maxxed costume & wear lifts
 
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At 18% bf am I better off staying in or should I try to fraud v taper with Batman shoulder pad maxxed costume & wear lifts
Shii debloat, lifts and a lil bit of makeup should be enough. Add in the shoulder pads to
 
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Any ideas on How I can get invited to a college Halloween party as a non student?
alot of colleges have certification programs and apprenticeship programs usually these are partnerships with companies and hospitals, usually these certification programs cost like 1-2 thousand dollars and last 4-12 months. So what you do is do research on the campuses in the area you wanna go to, and around holloween, come with a photo id and when you reach the security guard or booth, just tell em your there because your interested in one of those programs/apprenticeships. Usually its people ages 22-29 who are in these programs they get id to move about the campus that is valid for 1 year, They are unoffical students. So go in there go to admissions etc just get the paper work, and your temp pass, these passes usually last a few days to a week, while on campus go to the cafteria or any hotspots, and mingle for 2-3 days. exchange numbers etc, see if they will have holloween events at the campus, if so suggest you and the new people you have meet on campus go. Remember students on campus can invite other people who are not students on campus, all they do is flash their id to security.
 
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just go haloween raves , etc in your city , tons of drunk sluts
usually they have holloween themed bar events in the city. But the problem is if your not that good socially or in these environments it can be brutal. Iam saying the college party route is safer is and easier to get into, thats why alot of people perfer it.
 
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usually they have holloween themed bar events in the city.
Yea there so much going on , i think op was trying to get into those private parties however those are for social circle only
 
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Yea there so much going on , i think op was trying to get into those private parties however those are for social circle only
The thing is those parties you NEED to know someone already to get invited or accepted, your not gonna get into a party with cool or decent looking social people being some random guy. Unless your attractive or know someone your not getting into those.
 
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usually they have holloween themed bar events in the city. But the problem is if your not that good socially or in these environments it can be brutal. Iam saying the college party route is safer is and easier to get into, thats why alot of people perfer it.
Really? usually with bars and clubs any random can go in there and slay .. seems like college and hs is for social circle tbh .. at least thats how its here in my city , theres events where anyone 21+ can get in
 
Consume low calorie food just to keep yourself energísed do cardio every day etc

You'll sacrifice a few grams of your muscle but they'll come back sooner or later
 
alot of colleges have certification programs and apprenticeship programs usually these are partnerships with companies and hospitals, usually these certification programs cost like 1-2 thousand dollars and last 4-12 months. So what you do is do research on the campuses in the area you wanna go to, and around holloween, come with a photo id and when you reach the security guard or booth, just tell em your there because your interested in one of those programs/apprenticeships. Usually its people ages 22-29 who are in these programs they get id to move about the campus that is valid for 1 year, They are unoffical students. So go in there go to admissions etc just get the paper work, and your temp pass, these passes usually last a few days to a week, while on campus go to the cafteria or any hotspots, and mingle for 2-3 days. exchange numbers etc, see if they will have holloween events at the campus, if so suggest you and the new people you have meet on campus go. Remember students on campus can invite other people who are not students on campus, all they do is flash their id to security.
High IQ post. Def trying this next year. Also my local uni has an IG page listing all the campus events. Not sure if they check student ID or not but I’m going to try to infiltrate after gymcelling
 
halloween parties ended 8 years ago bud
 
Really? usually with bars and clubs any random can go in there and slay .. seems like college and hs is for social circle tbh .. at least thats how its here in my city , theres events where anyone 21+ can get in
i wasnt talking about access i was saying if your not really a social person or lack experience the bars/clubs might be alot harder to navigate.
 
Really? usually with bars and clubs any random can go in there and slay .. seems like college and hs is for social circle tbh .. at least thats how its here in my city , theres events where anyone 21+ can get in

The thing is those parties you NEED to know someone already to get invited or accepted, your not gonna get into a party with cool or decent looking social people being some random guy. Unless your attractive or know someone your not getting into those.

Have yall tried social circle maxing with college youngcels in the gym or at work as an oldcel to try to infiltrate these parties?

I feel like if u got a part time restaurant job and networked at the gym, you could meet NT college HTNs that could get you into one of these parties.
 
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Have yall tried social circle maxing with college youngcels in the gym or at work as an oldcel to try to infiltrate these parties?
Not a bad idea , i always have some zoomer come up to me and compliment either my physique or whatever im wearing, met some cool dudes , just network where ever you go .
 
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Can relate eventhough i’m above 18% bf
 

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