Two stacies walk up to you

[Deleted member 6902]

And they say “Hey you, what are you doing”?

Think quickly what do you say

 

[Disabledcel]

"Got any kids?"

 

[Deleted member 6128]

“Shi damn I wasn’t really doing to much”

 

[Deleted member 206]

„Yes“ *aspie smile*

 

[stuckneworleans]

You, in 2 hours baby

 

[Deleted member 6128]

“Shi damn I wasn’t really doing to much”

Damn I’m such a player huhuh

 

[trickortreat]

HI NIGGER HOW ARE YOU

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Get the fuck out of here your sluts

 

[Disabledcel]

„Yes“ *aspie smile*

 

[tulasdanslos]

"The woman on the right is subhuman wtf was OP smoking"

 

[Ascensionrequired]

Stacies..

 

[Beetlejuice]

Woman dont talk to me,sorry.

 

[Disabledcel]

Stacies..
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Beggars can't be choosers

 

[Deleted member 6902]

"The woman on the right is subhuman wtf was OP smoking"

then these two

 

[Deleted member 3832]

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then these two

I rape them.

 

[Deleted member 206]

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then these two

Nope, try again

 

[Deleted member 6902]

Nope, try again

no

 

[Deleted member 206]

no

 

[Almost Chadlite]

I was just mogging the whole party can't you see low iq slut piece of shit

 

[JackSparrow]

Suck in cheeks and squint.

 

[Deleted member 6902]

Suck in cheeks and squint.

accurate

 

[Deleted member 4464]

And they say “Hey you, what are you doing”?

Think quickly what do you say

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yo wtf I just realised this pic is from a club in my country

 

[Deleted member 4645]

"Oh just thinking abouty my favorite male model haha"

 

[Deleted member 4209]

"oh um, i um. ... was... "

"hey look what's that? (points to something, they turn their heads, i run away)

 

[Deleted member 906]

 

[KingOfRome]

The same thing I do every night, Stacy... trying to take over the world.

 

[Deleted member 2506]

enjoying the party, what about you? while smiling

anything else and you are aspergers

 

[Deleted member 1100]

"Analyzing your gonial angle, and u?"

 

[Arkantos]

I can't think of anything funny

 

[Over]

what do you say

I say the only right thing to say:

 

[Htobrother]

And they say “Hey you, what are you doing”?

Think quickly what do you say

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Im gonna turn around and walk away and report them for sexual harassment
But first squint and hardmew jfl

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Pray to lord and savior gandy

 

[Deleted member 1751]

I'll say "Do you know that Consciousness consists of psionic wave oscillations of quantum energy. Chi is the growth of empathy, and of us. Purpose is a constant."

 

[StolenDays]

"Cortisol spike"

 

[Deleted member 3795]

“Have you ever done anything sexual with a man outside of marriage?”

and I report my findings to their fathers.

 

[Gonthar]

I'm approached by Stacies all the time at the mall, but they are always trying to sell something and ask personal questions. They seem to pop out of nowhere and say: "Hi! How often do you brush your teeth?", "Hello, do you smoke?", "Hi, do you want me to clean your glasses?".

 

[Nisse]

I uppercut the one on the left and take the one on the right home

 

[Deleted member 616]

“Get looks or die, sis”

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Ooga booga, give me sex

 

[Deleted member 7027]

this

 

[Richard Fitzwell]

Nothihng much.. Thing about females like that is that even if i looked like a model and had girls like that interested i wouldnt want them. They would be completely unrelateble.
Theyd probably hate all my interests and would be obnoxious and shallow