Two unidentified people claim $1.337b Mega Millions jackpot and split the lump sum payment of $780.5m - after working in secret for weeks with lotter

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Still a 100 mil richer nigga :what:
 
after getting cucked out of most of your money
 
You get a boner from lottery stories don't you?
 
They only won one hundred million :lul:
 
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You get a boner from lottery stories don't you?
Every fucking time I see a lottery ad I instantly think "this is the one" and then I remember that I'm not a retard and never have or will participate in the lottery and then the next day I'll always see that someone won it
 
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Better chance of loterry than subhuman getting HTB
 
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You get a boner from lottery stories don't you?
mostly because they make low-IQcels rage

people always think the winner is undeserving and they'd be far more worthy and more charitable

Every fucking time I see a lottery ad I instantly think "this is the one" and then I remember that I'm not a retard and never have or will participate in the lottery and then the next day I'll always see that someone won it
someone always wins. the trick is realizing that it will never be you

that's what separates high-IQ people from low-IQ lotterycels
 
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jackpot advertised is $1.337 billion

lump sum is only $780 million

and after taxes it's barely $390 million or even less. and that's before they split it, so they take home like $195 million

from winning one billion dollar jackpot to taking home a mere 100 million and change

lol at this fraud :lul:
Why take the lump sum?
Also what taxes, in my country they don't tax income from lotteries because the state organizes them.
 
So what they get 100 million
 
Why take the lump sum?
Also what taxes, in my country they don't tax income from lotteries because the state organizes them.
lump sum is just easier. do you really want to trust the gov to pay you 300 million or 400 million over 30 years? they'd spend all their time trying to jail you or kill you and take your money

in the US it's treated like regular income so it's taxed, they will pay over 50% in taxes

So what they get 100 million
more like 195 million, but it's still cucked. it's false advertising
 
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Fuck those people
 
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lump sum is just easier. do you really want to trust the gov to pay you 300 million or 400 million over 30 years? they'd spend all their time trying to jail you or kill you and take your money
How many lottery winners were killed by the government?
 

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