Ugh, not doing so good, fellas :(

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Blood's been leaking from my nose, mouth, ears, anus, dick, and nipples. Ugh. Not looking good. I think I have heartburn or something. The other night I woke up choking. Then a frog plumped out of my mouth. I think he was hiding inside my stomach. Another sign of major acid reflux. Thus heartburn. Hence, The Burn. Not sure how to relieve this pickle.

Any medical advice from people with no medical expertise on here? Would be appreciated.

 

[Deleted member 14192]

 

[Sphinx]

I don't like your writing style

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I don't like your writing style

Ugh, tell me about it. But SRS ordeal here, nigga. Ngl, fr! Js though. It is what it is. U feels me?

 

[Clark69]

Blood's been leaking from my nose, mouth, ears, anus, dick, and nipples. Ugh. Not looking good. I think I have heartburn or something. The other night I woke up choking. Then a frog plumped out of my mouth. I think he was hiding inside my stomach. Another sign of major acid reflux. Thus heartburn. Hence, The Burn. Not sure how to relieve this pickle.

Any medical advice from people with no medical expertise on here? Would be appreciated.

Sad to hear, brother. I hope your health bounces back strong.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Sad to hear, brother. I hope your health bounces back strong.

Why would you say that? What's wrong with you? Ugh. I'm not getting the support I was expecting.

 

[Clark69]

Why would you say that? What's wrong with you? Ugh. I'm not getting the support I was expecting.

I take back my statement. I hope you die and piss fucking blood before you get a painful heart attack.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I take back my statement. I hope you die and piss fucking blood before you get a painful heart attack.
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[Deleted member 12002]

Blood's been leaking from my nose, mouth, ears, anus, dick, and nipples. Ugh. Not looking good. I think I have heartburn or something. The other night I woke up choking. Then a frog plumped out of my mouth. I think he was hiding inside my stomach. Another sign of major acid reflux. Thus heartburn. Hence, The Burn. Not sure how to relieve this pickle.

Any medical advice from people with no medical expertise on here? Would be appreciated.

Curl up in the fetal position and scream for 9 hours. That should take care of it.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Curl up in the fetal position and scream for 9 hours. That should take care of it.

I'm ready to leave this world and aboard that boat captained by the blurred face fella donned in a black robe as we drift down that river to the Underworld while crowds of souls stand on the shoreline screaming, cussing, threatening, "How dare you come to this world!" Ugh. So much love.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

He's no goodfella, He's a BAD-fella!

 

[Deleted member 12002]

I'm ready to leave this world and aboard that boat captained by the blurred face fella donned in a black robe as we drift down that river to the Underworld while crowds of souls stand on the shoreline screaming, cussing, threatening, "How dare you come to this world!" Ugh. So much love.

The charon boat's not quite ready for you.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The charon boat's not quite ready for you.

I was just nostalgically pondering. I know they wouldn't allow a plant in.