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Here are some listings of why monkey is the ulatimate pet for a NEET:
1. They are dirty and ill mannered so not normal for a NT person to own one or even want to visit you for long because they don’t want to be in a room shared by a monkey that just roams about. The zoo behind some bars is different than a monkey running at large. Jumping around and not knowing what it might do next.
2. Monkeys take A LOT of care. Actual domestical animals are O.K. to be left alone for 8 hours at home while the wagie goes to work. Only a NEET could give enough care to a monkey.
3. Companionship with a intelligent being. Most NEETs don’t have friends or even know that many people at all.
4. It has the perfect amount of intelligents. Enough to have complex emotions and genuine personality but not enough to judge you as the NEETcel you really are. The monkey does not know you are a poor, ugly, lazy, looser. You are a chad as far as it can know.
5. NEETs living quarters are a wreck to begin with so it doesn’t matter that the monkey is taring everything up as it swings by the lights or rips the carpet off the floor.
6. DEPENDING ON THE KIND OF MONKEY You could actually train the monkey to NOT tare up your house and even DO CHORES like loading the dishwasher, checking the mail, and folding laundry
7. Monkeys are naturally NEET.
1. They are dirty and ill mannered so not normal for a NT person to own one or even want to visit you for long because they don’t want to be in a room shared by a monkey that just roams about. The zoo behind some bars is different than a monkey running at large. Jumping around and not knowing what it might do next.
2. Monkeys take A LOT of care. Actual domestical animals are O.K. to be left alone for 8 hours at home while the wagie goes to work. Only a NEET could give enough care to a monkey.
3. Companionship with a intelligent being. Most NEETs don’t have friends or even know that many people at all.
4. It has the perfect amount of intelligents. Enough to have complex emotions and genuine personality but not enough to judge you as the NEETcel you really are. The monkey does not know you are a poor, ugly, lazy, looser. You are a chad as far as it can know.
5. NEETs living quarters are a wreck to begin with so it doesn’t matter that the monkey is taring everything up as it swings by the lights or rips the carpet off the floor.
6. DEPENDING ON THE KIND OF MONKEY You could actually train the monkey to NOT tare up your house and even DO CHORES like loading the dishwasher, checking the mail, and folding laundry
7. Monkeys are naturally NEET.
PET MONKEY PROFILES:
Orangutan
Pros: High intelligents. Usually more gentle than Chimpanzee.
Cons: EXPENSIVE ($10-20K). Can still fuck you up if it has a bad day.
Macaque (Also called Capuchin Monkey)
The most common pet monkey.
Pros: Small, more reasonable price ($3-5K) and can be trained to be very friendly. Funny personality.
Cons: Ugly, most carry Herpes B which is deadly to people.
Spider Monkey
Pros: The best kind of monkey. Has a tail (looks like sterotypical monkey) Arguably the kind of monkey that Curious George is.
Cons: cant think of any.
Orangutan
Pros: High intelligents. Usually more gentle than Chimpanzee.
Cons: EXPENSIVE ($10-20K). Can still fuck you up if it has a bad day.
Macaque (Also called Capuchin Monkey)
The most common pet monkey.
Pros: Small, more reasonable price ($3-5K) and can be trained to be very friendly. Funny personality.
Cons: Ugly, most carry Herpes B which is deadly to people.
Spider Monkey
Pros: The best kind of monkey. Has a tail (looks like sterotypical monkey) Arguably the kind of monkey that Curious George is.
Cons: cant think of any.
