Lord Vader
500mg Test E
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1. Maximize DHT
DHT is 2.5-10x more androgenic than testosterone. Ideally, you should be injecting straight DHT or at the very least taking grams of dht derivs (ideally masteron) to ascend your hairline and grow your bones. (gear grows bones btw). Avoid tranny drugs like fin & dut, since these will turn you into a woman overnight.
2. Don't take Isotretinoin
Accutane dries out your skin, causes hormonal issues, and dries out your joints. Clear skin looks feminine anyways, so it's best to avoid this. Orals are cope, topicals are where it's at.
3. Maintain 15-20% bf
Being too lean & muscular looks gross, women don't like bodybuilders. Your best bet is to avoid the gym at all costs and maintain a higher bodyfat percentage to appear as more masculine and natural.
4. Avoid roiding at all costs
Similar to my last point, steroids make you too shredded and jacked. They also make you lose your hair and rape your skin. Women don't like guys with big egos on test anyways. You should only ever hop on if you have open growth plates, make sure to take high-dose test w/ no AI since the estrogen can make you taller. Ideally, inject estrogen solo.
5. Mewing & bonesmashing work!!!
People who claim that mewing and bonesmashing don't work are either coping/gatekeeping the truth from you. All major looksmaxxers (e.g. Jordan Barret/Chico [PSL vs appeal btw]) all mew and bonesmash. Don't get surgery either since it's dangerous and expensive and the post-op swelling inherently means that you're botched.
Let's all ascend my fellow greys!!! Make sure to rep me so I can make it to botb!!!
DHT is 2.5-10x more androgenic than testosterone. Ideally, you should be injecting straight DHT or at the very least taking grams of dht derivs (ideally masteron) to ascend your hairline and grow your bones. (gear grows bones btw). Avoid tranny drugs like fin & dut, since these will turn you into a woman overnight.
2. Don't take Isotretinoin
Accutane dries out your skin, causes hormonal issues, and dries out your joints. Clear skin looks feminine anyways, so it's best to avoid this. Orals are cope, topicals are where it's at.
3. Maintain 15-20% bf
Being too lean & muscular looks gross, women don't like bodybuilders. Your best bet is to avoid the gym at all costs and maintain a higher bodyfat percentage to appear as more masculine and natural.
4. Avoid roiding at all costs
Similar to my last point, steroids make you too shredded and jacked. They also make you lose your hair and rape your skin. Women don't like guys with big egos on test anyways. You should only ever hop on if you have open growth plates, make sure to take high-dose test w/ no AI since the estrogen can make you taller. Ideally, inject estrogen solo.
5. Mewing & bonesmashing work!!!
People who claim that mewing and bonesmashing don't work are either coping/gatekeeping the truth from you. All major looksmaxxers (e.g. Jordan Barret/Chico [PSL vs appeal btw]) all mew and bonesmash. Don't get surgery either since it's dangerous and expensive and the post-op swelling inherently means that you're botched.
Let's all ascend my fellow greys!!! Make sure to rep me so I can make it to botb!!!
@imontheloose (only active non-retard)
