Ultimate coping by fat reddit baldcel after getting 0 bumble matches in 1 year LMAO GTFIH

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This fucking baldcel

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Thinks that these maybe the reason why he is not getting matches on Bumble

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LMAO why does this bald cuck not realize that it never began for him

 
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looks 45 at 22 idk what some people expect
 
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I look pretty old for my age...

Hmmm... i wonder why.
Always remember boys.

HAIR IS LIFE
WITHOUT HAIR YOU HAVE NO LIFE
 
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Cope bro men reach their prime at 50 :bigbrain:
 
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Thought he was like 30-40. Not fucking 22. Over over over
 
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Of course. How could a dead man get any matches? Hair is life. But seriously he looks gross plus puts no effort into his looks
 
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Hmmm... i wonder why.
Always remember boys.

HAIR IS LIFE
WITHOUT HAIR YOU HAVE NO LIFE
True story. My father went bald and the best thing he can do are old roasties and single mothers to settle down with.
 
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Thought he was like 30-40. Not fucking 22. Over over over
I knew a guy in my nursing residency program who was bald, with an underbite, and glasses and he had a girlfriend. He was 6’ however
 
just take good nt pics and smile bro
 
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This fucking baldcel

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Thinks that these maybe the reason why he is not getting matches on Bumble

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LMAO why does this bald cuck not realize that it never began for him


22 years old? :fuk:

Stop laughing.

For him it all ended at birth. :feelsrope:

Have some compassion for his tragedy.
 
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The not in prime age reason cracked me up :lul::lul::lul:
that was funny ngl... he probably watches too much of those youtube videos about "walls" and 'mgTOw'
 
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This fucking baldcel

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Thinks that these maybe the reason why he is not getting matches on Bumble

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LMAO why does this bald cuck not realize that it never began for him


Brutal. I’ve matched with 3 people on Tinder just this week. Never began :feelsbadman::feelsbadman:
 
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Never said I don’t that’s that money talk
 
22 years old? :fuk:

Stop laughing.

For him it all ended at birth. :feelsrope:

Have some compassion for his tragedy.
At that age, my hairline was still intact and crisp. Foids young and old were telling me I had pretty hair
 
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just take good nt pics and smile bro
No smile for your NW5 hairline and round jaw bro. Dude needs to go ER

In the words of Big Man Tyrone:

Balding volcels- GO ER
 
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No smile for your NW5 hairline and round jaw bro
maher crisick etc. deny all of that shit easily. 3 angry selfies on the toilet and boom tons of matches with model girls
 
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At that age, my hairline was still intact and crisp. Foids young and old were telling me I had pretty hair
I have all hair at 33. Even lowered the hairline lol because it was not falling out. :chad:

And then this guy at 22... :incel:

The WORLD is truly CRUEL to some people, especially baldcels. Worse than being manlet tbh IMO :feelsbadman:
 
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maher crisick etc. deny all of that shit easily. 3 angry selfies on the toilet and boom tons of matches with model girls
I don’t think @averagejoe is balding
 
I have all hair at 33. Even lowered the hairline lol because it was not falling out. :chad:

And then this guy at 22... :incel:
Damn. Good genes bro. My father was a subhuman turbomanlet. I wish I had the choice to reroll the dice.
 
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I have all hair at 33. Even lowered the hairline lol because it was not falling out. :chad:

And then this guy at 22... :incel:
yeah 22 is too young, and he has no hair, when did he start balding or did he never have hair :lul::lul:
 
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yeah 22 is too young, and he has no hair, when did he start balding or did he never have hair :lul::lul:
Probably in his teens. Never began if you start balding at 16
 
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3 angry selfies on the toilet and boom tons of matches with model girls
@badg96

Man, we need your advice and toilet seat photo plz :feelsez:

Show us how this is done :chad:
 
Damn. Good genes bro. My father was a subhuman turbomanlet. I wish I had the choice to reroll the dice.
I also have 10+ thousand donor grafts.

If it suddenly DOES start falling out, I can do another 4 hair transplants. :Comfy:
 
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yeah 22 is too young, and he has no hair, when did he start balding or did he never have hair :lul::lul:
He was BORN bald, and he dies BALD.

Brutal Case... :feelsbadman:

He will never be able to touch his hair, gently stroke his wavy strands of black/golden/brown hair. Feel the warmth on his forehead in winter. to experience the breeze blowing his hair away from his face... All these feelings will be foreign to him... The only feeling at the tip of his fingers will be the cold sensation of a bowling ball... :Comfy:

Truly brutal... :feelscry:
 
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I also have 10+ thousand donor grafts.

If it suddenly DOES start falling out, I can do another 4 hair transplants. :Comfy:
I can say, my hair loss has slowed tremendously since hopping on minox. I used to lose clumps of hair whenever I took a shower :oops::oops:
 
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Lot of coping going on and facts getting downvoted. Roasties as usual giving false hopes


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I can say, my hair loss has slowed tremendously since hopping on minox. I used to lose clumps of hair whenever I took a shower :oops::oops:
Minox does work, I was trying to regrow the NW0 hairline with it. Used it with dermarolling.

The hair DID grow actually. But it was so slow, that i decided to pay for a FUE transplant.
 
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"GUISE WHY I GET NO MATCHES????"
 
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His eye area is decent. He needs to gymcel IMMEDIATELY… That’s his only hope, roids.
 
hair is life
 
Dht is such a cursed hormone @Prettyboy
 
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True story. My father went bald and the best thing he can do are old roasties and single mothers to settle down with.
Explains why my dad despite being broke was and still is able to fuck multiple women despite being in his 60s all thanks to tall height and a full set of hair down to his shoulders JFL

He has no idea how good he has it. He told me I’m becoming a fatass like 2 hours ago JFL at the mogg
 
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Thought he was like 30-40. Not fucking 22. Over over over
Hair pill is extremely brutal, makes a lot of niggas (especially white guys no racist shit) look 10 years older than they’re supposed to be
 
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yeah 22 is too young, and he has no hair, when did he start balding or did he never have hair :lul::lul:
I have 2 m8s who started balding at 19 and now @ 22 one is completely bald and shaved all his hair off and the other one has a huge bad patch at the back off his head looking like one of those English monks from the dark ages.
 

his rejection rate is way higher (only swiped right on 25% female profiles) , half the right swipe rate of an average guy

21 girls still liked him though (maybe fake profiles or bots)

classic case of wanting stacy while looking like LTN
 
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tall height and a full set of hair down to his shoulders JFL
My dad had neither of those things and still managed to marry not TWICE but three times after divorcing from my mom and have children with those women. :lul::lul:
 
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The joys of living in the 3rd world meanwhile I live in a western country and I’m still a virgin at 27 :lul::lul:
 
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The joys of living in the 3rd world meanwhile I live in a western country and I’m still a virgin at 27 :lul::lul:
Aren’t latins overly sexually active like blacks in that your culture is very affectionate? How haven’t you gotten an Goblina to service you at one of your Catholic dancing parties or stn? Even your carnivals like dude? Come on your 27 man you need to get some pussy before it’s too late I’m a fat fuck like you and even I can stick cock in gl pussy once a year if I’m lucky
 
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