ULTIMATE DEBLOAT METHOD (GTFIH)

[futureashtray]

holy shitteeee

debloat method is so crazy bro.

like dude bloating is such a looksmin man, we have to debloatmaxx

this method is better than pneumoretardosis and other failed looksminners and their LOW IQ METHODS

this is better than bananas and carrots and furosimide and other diuretics

the method is this

Step one: take a shit

Step two: eat your shit

Step 3: contract ecoli

Step 4: get gastroenteritis or gastritis or (preferably) dysentery

Now since you are shitting out all the electrolytes and food and water inside you, you will look like hollow cheeks chad

like this

If you fail to contract ecoli or other stomach bug/dysentery bacteria then repeat steps one and two until success

if you can’t for some reason then eat cat shit or dogshit or any animal shit. maybe even drink their piss or something

if success then prepare to mog everyone to Gandy heaven and back because you have Mogger hollow cheeks and debloatness

You can even squat and spray your liquid shit at others to assert dominance, projectile type shut.

you can do that or do the pussy route and just order a bucket of potassium chloride and mix

1kg of it with water and chug it all in a day so you can have permanent looksmax debloat, not a good as my method but still

or you can do dogshit pussy shit poopoo dooodoo low iq brainlet “debloat” methods from pneumo or something.

 

[Bryce]

Thank you for not gatekeeping and helping out the community brother

 

[shieldzz]

wowwwwwwwwwwww so funny that i almost slipped my dick into your mother mouth

 

[futureashtray]

Thank you for not gatekeeping and helping out the community brother

no problem

 

[lordgandy2000]

Step one: take a shit

Step two: eat your shit

Dravidians in .org eating good tonight with this one

 

[Glorious King]

WATER

 

[naturalselector420]

wow i am going to be chad wtith this methof! thank yo us o much saar

 

[Copercel]

holy shitteeee

debloat method is so crazy bro.

like dude bloating is such a looksmin man, we have to debloatmaxx

this method is better than pneumoretardosis and other failed looksminners and their LOW IQ METHODS

this is better than bananas and carrots and furosimide and other diuretics

the method is this

Step one: take a shit

Step two: eat your shit

Step 3: contract ecoli

Step 4: get gastroenteritis or gastritis or (preferably) dysentery

Now since you are shitting out all the electrolytes and food and water inside you, you will look like hollow cheeks chad

like this

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If you fail to contract ecoli or other stomach bug/dysentery bacteria then repeat steps one and two until success

if you can’t for some reason then eat cat shit or dogshit or any animal shit. maybe even drink their piss or something

if success then prepare to mog everyone to Gandy heaven and back because you have Mogger hollow cheeks and debloatness

You can even squat and spray your liquid shit at others to assert dominance, projectile type shut.

you can do that or do the pussy route and just order a bucket of potassium chloride and mix

1kg of it with water and chug it all in a day so you can have permanent looksmax debloat, not a good as my method but still

or you can do dogshit pussy shit poopoo dooodoo low iq brainlet “debloat” methods from pneumo or something.

Can I run by body with my shit so my whole body will look slimmer?

 

[faciallyrecessed]

I mean he’s not lying tho

 

[futureashtray]

I mean he’s not lying tho

exactly, literally the best debloat method there will ever be. your body literally wants to flush everything out because it has to survive.

you just have to be extremely psychopathic and/or low inhibited for this shit

me? fuck no