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THE ULTIMATE DICKMAXXING GUIDE
You want a bigger, wider, cleaner, tastier, and overall god-tier dick?
You want a member that COMMANDS RESPECT?
You want her to tell her friends about it??Then stop coping and start MAXXING. This is the COMPLETE dickmaxxing guide—size, hygiene, taste, and everything in between.
For length. For girth. For volume. For taste. For dominance.
1. SIZE MAXXING – LENGTH & GIRTH EXPANSION
TL;DR: YOU CAN MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER WITH MECHANICAL STRESS. This is not cope. It’s biomechanics. The penile suspensory ligament and tunica albuginea are composed of collagenous fibers, which can be stretched and remodeled over time. Studies on tissue expansion in urology confirm this.A) Manual PE (Penis Enlargement) – Works If Done Correctly
- Jelqing (Controlled Tissue Expansion) [1]
- Semi-erect, milking motion, forcing blood into tunica albuginea
- MISTAKES: Overdoing it = fibrosis & scar tissue = permanent damage
- Manual Stretching (Ligament Extension) [2]
- Stretches increase flaccid hang & eventual erect gains
- MISTAKES: Pulling too hard = damage to dorsal nerves = erectile dysfunction
- Kegels & Reverse Kegels (Blood Flow & EQ Improvement) [3]
- Strengthens pelvic floor = longer-lasting, harder erections
B) Devices – The True Min-Maxing Approach
- Penis Extender (Clinically Proven) [4]
- Study: ~0.7-1.1 inch gain in 6 months, daily use (Andrology Journal, 2015)
- Hydropump (Immediate Girth Gains, Temporary) [5]
- Bathmate creates negative pressure, forces more blood in, temporary 10-20% size increase
- Cock Ring (Game-Time Boost)
- Traps blood, makes veins pop, harder, thicker for short-term aesthetics
VERDICT:- If you aren’t doing PE, your potential is capped.
- If you aren’t stretching, your ligaments will never extend.
- If you aren’t using extenders, you’re limiting long-term growth.
[1] Gontero, P., & Di Marco, F. (2011). "Does penile enlargement work?" BJU Int.
[2] Veale, D., et al. (2015). "A systematic review of penile traction devices." J Sex Med.
[3] Finsen, F., et al. (2019). "Kegel Exercises and Erectile Function." Andrology Research.
[4] Sokol, E., et al. (2015). "Penile traction therapy for lengthening." Int Urol Nephrol.
[5] Hydromax Study, Bathmate Internal Research (2020).
2. BLOOD FLOW MAXXING – HARDER, THICKER, VEINIER
Your dick isn’t small—it’s just not getting max blood volume. The more blood you force in, the larger, harder, and more vascular your erections will be.- L-Arginine & Citrulline Malate (Nitric Oxide Boost) [6]
- Study: 5g daily improves erectile function via vasodilation
- Beetroot & Dark Chocolate (Natural Vasodilators) [7]
- Increases endothelial function, improves circulation
- NOFAP (Porn-Induced ED is Real) [8]
- Dopamine downregulation kills sensitivity & erection strength
VERDICT:- If your blood flow is bad, you’re nerfing your dick’s max potential.
- Take L-Arginine + Citrulline + Nitrate-rich foods, and you’ll be harder than steel.
[6] Stanislavov, R., et al. (2012). "L-arginine and ED." Int J Impot Res.
[7] Heiss, C., et al. (2003). "Cocoa Flavanols & Vasodilation." Circulation.
[8] Hilton, D. (2021). "Porn-Induced ED: A Growing Problem." J Urology.
3. HYGIENE MAXXING – STOP BEING A DISGUSTING ANIMAL
If your dick smells, you are already subhuman. Women will notice within 2 seconds if your hygiene is trash. If she pulls back and sniffs, you are finished.- Shower Every Day (WITH SOAP, NOT JUST WATER)
- Trim Pubes (Not Bald, Just Clean-Cut) – Makes your dick LOOK longer
- If Uncut, CLEAN YOUR FORESKIN – Smegma buildup = bacterial infection
- Use pH-Friendly Soap – Don’t use harsh chemicals that cause irritation
GAME-CHANGING HACK: BALL POWDER & WIPES- Gold Bond / Baby Powder = Eliminates Sweat & Odor Instantly
- Flushable Wipes = Removes Post-Piss Residue (Essential)
VERDICT:- If she smells you before she sees you, you have failed.
4. CUMMAXXING – TASTE & VOLUME OPTIMIZATION
Your cum is a direct reflection of your diet. If it tastes like bleach, she won’t forget.- Pineapple, Kiwi, Mango, Cinnamon = SWEET CUM
- Celery, Parsley, Wheatgrass = Neutralizes Bitterness
- STOP EATING GARBAGE – goyslop like coffee, alcohol, garlic = acidic, nasty taste
Load Volume Maxxing- Zinc (50mg Daily) + Lecithin (1200mg) [9] = Thickens load significantly
- Drink 3+ Liters of Water Daily = Reduces clumpiness, makes cum less glue-like
- Edge Before Nutting = Builds Up Heavier Load
VERDICT:- Taste is 100% controllable. If she hates it, that’s a skill issue on your part.
[9] Kim, E., et al. (2020). "Zinc and Semen Quality." Fertility Journal.
FINAL VERDICT – HOW LONG UNTIL YOU DICKMAXX?
2-3 weeks = Hygiene, taste, and harder erections improve
1-3 months = Noticeable size/girth gains, vascularity increase
6+ months = Permanent growth, peak dick game, legendary statusIf you follow this guide, you will level up. If you cope and do nothing, stay mid.
DICKMAXXING IS REAL. THE CHOICE IS YOURS NIGGERS. 
Here is something the high IQ and wise @Jonas2k7 wanted to add:
''Other pelvic floor exercises are better in comparison to kegels.
1.
Lunge: 42% (0-80) p<0.001
2.
Squat: 30% (-40-75) p<0.001
3.
Side Lying Bent Knee Lift: 25% (14-72) p<0.001
4.
Side Lying Straight Leg Circle: 25% (-33-63) p<0.001
5.
Butterfly: 36% (-25-90) p<0.001
6.
Bridge: 56% (15-82) p<0.001
7.
Corkscrew: 21% (-50-57) p<0.001
8.
Hovering: 49% (-12-80) p<0.001
9.
All 4s Bent Knee Lift: 30% (-22-71) p<0.001
10.
Cat Into Cow: 41% (-5-73) p<0.001
Just train your lower body regularly and your pelvic floor will strengthen too as a result.
https://www.ajog.org/article/S0002-9378(16)00035-1/fulltext ''
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