Ultimate guide on how to become popular in school

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ULTIMATE GUIDE ON​

HOW TO BECOME POPULAR IN SCHOOL
THREAD SONG:


Are you are just fucking tired that you are invisible in school
And seeing all the popular guys getting all the hoes
Don't worry i gotchu

I'm a really popular guy in school so believe me
I know how this shit works
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Spoiler: my own experience dnr if you want

so this starts from when i was in grade 5 i was fucking ugly short and skinny as fuck and it was also the time i found abt looksmaxxing around 2022 which gave me my first glow up but it was mostly puberty when i got into grade 6 i was like pretty tall i grew from 5'0 feet to 5'5 and it was the first time i was noticed at that time i started to play football (soccer) professionally this made me spend most of my time with the "cool kids" this made me some good friends with some popular kids. In grade 8 I was like a really popular guy all the guys in my class respected me and even the seniors also liked me and for the first time i got girls attention cuz i was 5'10 hmtn and got a girlfriend while i was a fucking neuro divergent and like 2 months ago my 9th grade started and the biggest thing of all no one fucking has the balls to touch me cuz i have sum really really physically strong friends and also like i'm 6'0 feet now no one dares to talk bad about me and i get all the attention from the hypergamous foids in and outside of my school cuz like im a htn now and i got all of this popularity just because of the method below.

I have divided this method in 6 phases
Phase 1-Larping
Phase 2-getting good in some skill
Phase 3-Getting friends
Phase 4-Being good looking and tall
Phase 5-Pros and Cons
Phase 6-Enjoy being popular




Phase 1 Larp
This is the hardest and also the most important step to be popular this phase. You may have noticed that not all the "cool kids" are good looking most of them are fucking sub 5s or ltns but they are popular cuz they are NT and knows how to abuse these things

Appearance- You have to get the appearance of a strong or jerk type of guy you have to wear all the trendy shit like that baggy pants rapper hoodie shit and you must have to fix your skin or else it'll be really hard unless you are in south asian countries.

Music- You have to have a mainstream music taste like listening to whoever is trending at that like for example-listening to travis scott,Kanye,Kendrick and Billie Eilish. This is straightforward and really simple

Hobbies-Any nerdy hobbies are a instant no and you can have niche hobbies like speedcubing(mine),unknown language learning(also mine)etc. But you surely do need a mainstream hobby like any sport, going to the gym etc
timepasses-This is really simple just drink or smoke to get into the group

Mindset-Don't be the guy in the room who cracks joke every fucking second it looks fucking pathetic and also don't be the guy who judges everyone and is really serious you'll 100% get made fun of be the guy who knows when to crack a joke and when to be serious and be the guy who's constantly doing things what others tells you to just do whatever you like fun be more busy look up while your walking and talk at a slower pace and deeper voice

once you've ticked off all of the abv things you are 1 out of 4th way there


Phase 2 getting good in some skill-
Any popular kid you see is good in one skill so this is like really simple just practice your mainstream hobby as much as you can so anybody would call you instantly if any guy is needed for that skill

Phase 3 Getting friends-
This is the second most important thing to do is to be friends with the popular guys. You can do that by becoming a close friend of a popular kid this opens the door to the popularity. He can invite you to any of their hangouts where you can larp and socialize, always talk to them with confidence and look while looking in their eyes like not giving the ND stare but looking at their eyes relaxed and talk confidently and make sure to mention trending memes to be funny. This is the make or break phase if you do any mistake in this phase you need to start over again, this phase makes you seen in the popular guys eyes and this phase might make your way to a girlfriend to please your incel heart

Spoiler: Phase 4 Being good looking and tall (skip this if you are already above average and tall)

This is a completely optional phase if you become seen but not respected the kids invites you to come just for your jestering you have to go through this phase so if you are not respected and still just take the peptides and fucking ascend and hit the gym everyday to get big]

Phase 5 pros and cons

so if you have gone through every stage you have already became popular but popularity don't have only pros it also have cons

pros
people respect you more
your opinon has a value
you aren't invisible anymore
you might get a girlfriend
lots of friends and fun
lots of good memories


cons
you have to maintain social norms to maintain your status
you often have to talk to people you find ugly or uninteresting
distraction from goals
constant events no time to rest
loss of moral ​

Phase 6 Enjoy being popular
Congrats if you reach this stage you are an popular everyone invites to their party and wants to talk girls will finally give you attention and just enjoy and wreak havoc in your school and make memories there



As you can see the guide has came to an end. This was my first guide sorry if there is any mistakes And as you saw phase 1 is hardest so larp as much hard as you can and goodbye niggas see you later

 

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