aspiringexcel
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Most niggas here dont know shit about gooks. Therefore, I, a part time dcinside and ilbe rotter and full time looksmax.org gookologist am here to help you gooks.
Example 1: Look at this mogger high class chink
THIS WAS HIM BEFORE LOOKSMAXXING
Now ill explain to you niggas how to looksmax like that (he went from MTN to Changlite facially, Chang overall)
Step 1: Bleachmaxxing and Durianmaxxing
Do not listen to soy libtards that say "Muhhh asian beauty standards are toxic because muhhh colorism muhhh eurocentric". Pale smooth skin is a standard because it looks high class. You should buy vitamin c, sunscreen and a sun stick to reapply. Water info.
YOU NEED FLAWLESS SKIN.
Durianmaxxing
You might be wondering what a stinky fruit has to do with kpopmaxxing.
Well this is Chuando Tan, a 57 year old southern chink kpopmaxxer.
He said he ate durian consistently all his life. Durian helps you build collagen and is good for bones. Its a mogger fruit however it stinks badly.
STEP 2: SHORTENING MIDFACE WITH STRAIGHT EYEBROWS
If youre a horsecel you need straight eyebrows, you should also make them a shade lighter than your hair
Heres an example of Eunwoo with lighter, straighter and softer brows
Eunwoo already has perfect ratios so he looks better with his original eyebrows, however you can see his midface looks shorter and his face looks more youthful
Disclaimer: You need thick eyebrows because with thin light eyebrows youd look like a chemo patient
You can dye the eyebrows or just use concealer to go over them and then use a greyish eyebrow pencil. I use 02 shade from the face shop
If you dont want to do that to your eyebrows then get a haircut with bangs that go 1-3cm below your eyebrows. Also make sure you have a HIGH CRANIAL TOP. Thats what the chink i mentioned in the start did
Just look at his before photos. His midface was death tier. His haircut is very good for his face because it hides all his failos.
STEP 3: FRAMEMAXXING
My gookbhai told me that sub-60cm shoulders=over. Having wider shoulders also makes ur face look smaller (kpop beauty standard) and your body more proportionate (water)
You should also gymcel and focus on back+shoulders+abs.
STEP 4: OUTFITS
UNIQLO has very good casual clothes. You just need comfy clothes that dont look homeless
If you want something less casual id recommend you go to douyin (ccp tiktok). They have mogger outfits.
STEP 5: HAIR (BUT WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A SUBHUMAN FILIPINO ASIAN JEWMERICAN WANNABE GOOK)
We all know the 2 block + wavy perm is a go-to kpopmaxxer haircut
Well that haircut is SUBHUMAN in 50% of cases. It is also directly associated you with SEA manlets. Instead, you should go for something like this
As a gook you should already have mogger hair but if you dont then apply minoxidil. I have absoloutely subhuman hair genes and rosemary shampoo+minoxidil helped me a lot.
Examples of 2 looksmaxxing ricecels:
1. Chink from douyin (ltn looksminned oldcel rice farmer to htn)
This nigga was so subhuman he had a NCT as a gook. He said he skincaremaxxed, got a facial massage weekly to lift his face and got his hair darkened + his eyebrows dyed, he also has better clothes
2. Example 2: half kinh half korean (JFL at his geomaxxing dad) subhuman to mtn from dcinside.
STEP 6: SOCIALCIRCLEMAXXING
Make sure you dont hang out with some low class niggas. If youre an asian jewmerican the best possible option is international students that are native jewmaxxed gooks. Being around other kpopmaxxers will help you.
Thats it. I hope you enjoyed the first ever looksmax.org kpopmaxxing guide. I spent 30 mins typing this out. I hope the 3 gooks here think this is useful. INB4: DNRD
Example 1: Look at this mogger high class chink
THIS WAS HIM BEFORE LOOKSMAXXING
Now ill explain to you niggas how to looksmax like that (he went from MTN to Changlite facially, Chang overall)
Step 1: Bleachmaxxing and Durianmaxxing
Do not listen to soy libtards that say "Muhhh asian beauty standards are toxic because muhhh colorism muhhh eurocentric". Pale smooth skin is a standard because it looks high class. You should buy vitamin c, sunscreen and a sun stick to reapply. Water info.
YOU NEED FLAWLESS SKIN.
Durianmaxxing
You might be wondering what a stinky fruit has to do with kpopmaxxing.
Well this is Chuando Tan, a 57 year old southern chink kpopmaxxer.
He said he ate durian consistently all his life. Durian helps you build collagen and is good for bones. Its a mogger fruit however it stinks badly.
STEP 2: SHORTENING MIDFACE WITH STRAIGHT EYEBROWS
If youre a horsecel you need straight eyebrows, you should also make them a shade lighter than your hair
Heres an example of Eunwoo with lighter, straighter and softer brows
Eunwoo already has perfect ratios so he looks better with his original eyebrows, however you can see his midface looks shorter and his face looks more youthful
Disclaimer: You need thick eyebrows because with thin light eyebrows youd look like a chemo patient
You can dye the eyebrows or just use concealer to go over them and then use a greyish eyebrow pencil. I use 02 shade from the face shop
If you dont want to do that to your eyebrows then get a haircut with bangs that go 1-3cm below your eyebrows. Also make sure you have a HIGH CRANIAL TOP. Thats what the chink i mentioned in the start did
Just look at his before photos. His midface was death tier. His haircut is very good for his face because it hides all his failos.
STEP 3: FRAMEMAXXING
My gookbhai told me that sub-60cm shoulders=over. Having wider shoulders also makes ur face look smaller (kpop beauty standard) and your body more proportionate (water)
You should also gymcel and focus on back+shoulders+abs.
STEP 4: OUTFITS
UNIQLO has very good casual clothes. You just need comfy clothes that dont look homeless
If you want something less casual id recommend you go to douyin (ccp tiktok). They have mogger outfits.
STEP 5: HAIR (BUT WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A SUBHUMAN FILIPINO ASIAN JEWMERICAN WANNABE GOOK)
We all know the 2 block + wavy perm is a go-to kpopmaxxer haircut
Well that haircut is SUBHUMAN in 50% of cases. It is also directly associated you with SEA manlets. Instead, you should go for something like this
As a gook you should already have mogger hair but if you dont then apply minoxidil. I have absoloutely subhuman hair genes and rosemary shampoo+minoxidil helped me a lot.
Examples of 2 looksmaxxing ricecels:
1. Chink from douyin (ltn looksminned oldcel rice farmer to htn)
This nigga was so subhuman he had a NCT as a gook. He said he skincaremaxxed, got a facial massage weekly to lift his face and got his hair darkened + his eyebrows dyed, he also has better clothes
2. Example 2: half kinh half korean (JFL at his geomaxxing dad) subhuman to mtn from dcinside.
STEP 6: SOCIALCIRCLEMAXXING
Make sure you dont hang out with some low class niggas. If youre an asian jewmerican the best possible option is international students that are native jewmaxxed gooks. Being around other kpopmaxxers will help you.
Thats it. I hope you enjoyed the first ever looksmax.org kpopmaxxing guide. I spent 30 mins typing this out. I hope the 3 gooks here think this is useful. INB4: DNRD
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is using faceapp filters and photoshop. Can see right through his frauding ass. Just look at his skim and hair in that video. He thinks we cant tell. Ahhahaha. Funny ass nigga. I bet he looks a lot worse irl.
