Ultimate loser activity: Drinking beer

[Chinlet Ascension]

In North America, South America and Europe (and probably other places too), nothing says "failed adult male" more than drinking beer. Drinking beer is what fat ugly people do in front of a glowbox showing "the big game". It's the cornerstone of people living in economically abandoned parts of flyover country after everyone with any ambition or education has already left, places that are so depressing and shitty with nothing to do that people destroy their bodies and youth just to get mildly intoxicated with friends the moment they move out and start living on their own.

If you see a man in the USA with a massive belly and otherwise fairly proportional dimensions, he is almost certainly a beer drinker. Beer is worse than just excess calories. Plenty of people try eating healthy, low-calorie diets for 6 days a week and still remain fat because they can't give up drinking their piss water with friends on the weekend. The massively oversized belly on an otherwise normal-sized body is the hallmark of this lifestyle.

It's not just an issue of drinking, because
-wine is sophisticated and expensive. Rich people and classy people like it.
-liquor actually gets you drunk efficiently, and can be mixed with other drinks for tasty combinations.

Beer is the worst of all worlds. It's high-calorie, low alcohol (if that's your thing), full of estrogens, and tastes mediocre at best. People drink beer because they're losers and they've given up on life.

 

[moggathon]

Vodka is much nicer and smoother on its own

 

[Deleted member 58285]

I need it for muh SoCiAl aNxIeTeehee

 

[Chinlet Ascension]

Vodka is much nicer and smoother on its own

Vodka is another drink that gets abused a lot (Russians, American college kid binge drinkers, etc.). I would still prefer it over beer, though.

 

[InnerVoid]

i drink wine

 

[Chinlet Ascension]

And I'll add that nothing is lower than American-style beer (Budweister, Bud Light, etc.). Just estrogen pisswater with no flavor. Nobody outside of America wants that shit.

 

[Mr. President]

They buy it because it is the most readily available but whiteclaws are what the women actually like, Mexican beers are good but american beer is ass outside of coors banquet. but generally i prefer liquor

 

[Chinlet Ascension]

They buy it because it is the most readily available but whiteclaws are what the women actually like, Mexican beers are good but american beer is ass outside of coors banquet.

I drank some Yuengling and Blue Moon when I was younger and would take whatever I could at a party, but that stuff is still inferior to the European/South American counterparts.

 

[Mr. President]

I drank some Yuengling and Blue Moon when I was younger and would take whatever I could at a party, but that stuff is still inferior to the European/South American counterparts.

no doubt, but beer plays a different role in america than europe. Beer is a drink for a barbeque or a frat party because its cheap and actually invest in bourbons and whiskeys instead. Local brewries are pretty good beer but i never had any european beer tbh

 

[Chinlet Ascension]

no doubt, but beer plays a different role in america than europe. Beer is a drink for a barbeque or a frat party because its cheap and actually invest in bourbons and whiskeys instead.

Plenty of people drink beer with dinner, while socializing, etc. It's not just for cheap college parties. Middle and lower class Americans just prefer the pisswater style because of bad taste.

 

[Deleted member 61895]

In North America, South America and Europe (and probably other places too), nothing says "failed adult male" more than drinking beer. Drinking beer is what fat ugly people do in front of a glowbox showing "the big game". It's the cornerstone of people living in economically abandoned parts of flyover country after everyone with any ambition or education has already left, places that are so depressing and shitty with nothing to do that people destroy their bodies and youth just to get mildly intoxicated with friends the moment they move out and start living on their own.

If you see a man in the USA with a massive belly and otherwise fairly proportional dimensions, he is almost certainly a beer drinker. Beer is worse than just excess calories. Plenty of people try eating healthy, low-calorie diets for 6 days a week and still remain fat because they can't give up drinking their piss water with friends on the weekend. The massively oversized belly on an otherwise normal-sized body is the hallmark of this lifestyle.

It's not just an issue of drinking, because
-wine is sophisticated and expensive. Rich people and classy people like it.
-liquor actually gets you drunk efficiently, and can be mixed with other drinks for tasty combinations.

Beer is the worst of all worlds. It's high-calorie, low alcohol (if that's your thing), full of estrogens, and tastes mediocre at best. People drink beer because they're losers and they've given up on life.

drinking = low iq

 

[hopecel]

i drink wine

Adonis

In North America, South America and Europe (and probably other places too), nothing says "failed adult male" more than drinking beer. Drinking beer is what fat ugly people do in front of a glowbox showing "the big game". It's the cornerstone of people living in economically abandoned parts of flyover country after everyone with any ambition or education has already left, places that are so depressing and shitty with nothing to do that people destroy their bodies and youth just to get mildly intoxicated with friends the moment they move out and start living on their own.

If you see a man in the USA with a massive belly and otherwise fairly proportional dimensions, he is almost certainly a beer drinker. Beer is worse than just excess calories. Plenty of people try eating healthy, low-calorie diets for 6 days a week and still remain fat because they can't give up drinking their piss water with friends on the weekend. The massively oversized belly on an otherwise normal-sized body is the hallmark of this lifestyle.

It's not just an issue of drinking, because
-wine is sophisticated and expensive. Rich people and classy people like it.
-liquor actually gets you drunk efficiently, and can be mixed with other drinks for tasty combinations.

Beer is the worst of all worlds. It's high-calorie, low alcohol (if that's your thing), full of estrogens, and tastes mediocre at best. People drink beer because they're losers and they've given up on life.

yeah beer is the worst alcohol drink