UNMATCHED EZ bulking hack for hardgainers (“Muh Fast Metabolism” Copers GTFIH!)

[Deleted member 22639]

First to establish my credibility:

I don’t know why this is so slept on:

HOTEL BREAKFASTS

Walk into your nearest hotel and eat the breakfast every day (also rotate hotels, this should go without saying, you will NEVER be questioned). Eat 1000s of cals FREE and get most of your day’s food costs wiped away.

Best choices protein:
Hard boiled eggs
Milk
Egg sausage sandwiches

For rly skinny tallcells:
Waffles and syrup
Muffins
Toast and Nutella

So easy, tasty, and free!

You may need to supplement protein outside of this meal, but you can take home carbs and EASILY have all your fats and carbs needs met.

Idk why I didn’t start this earlier. OVER for noteatinghotelbreakfastcels!!

Am cutting rn, but NEVER paying for a cheat meal again, JFL at paying for food after getting hotelbreakfastpilled!

If you pay for food, it’s OVER you cuck. WHAT is your excuse for not being hotelbreakfastmaxxed? “Muh following the rules” THERES NO LAW AGAINST THIS LOL

Going to be reviewing the breakfasts for all chains near me soon so stay tuned!

 

[BrownBoy]

“Muh following the rules” THERES NO LAW AGAINST THIS LOL

it's called trespassing, the breakfast is for the people paying to live there lmao

good luck going there every week

 

[Deleted member 22639]

It’s not LOL trespassing is when someone binds outsiders from entering property and hotels DONT! Is someone going in to a hotel to BOOK A RESERVATION trespassing since they didn’t have a reservation upon entering lol?! What a high inhib closeter!

 

[Deleted member 22639]

Tag any framecels who need to be exposed to just stuff yourself with hotel breakfast theory

 

[twilight]

i wish my problem was not being able to eat enough

 

[Deleted member 22639]

i wish my problem was not being able to eat enough

I’m right with you, the main reason I found this forum is @Amnesia who inspired me to lean max after I saw I kind of looked like his before pics. I relate to him since I also cut and binge really badly, am not fully NT I don’t think, same political views, similar height even lol
I’ve failed EVERY diet and I think the easiest thing is WATER FASTING.

Caloric deficit:
-hungry MOST of the time
-takes a while to lose fat
-thinking about food
-more time without optimal strength training

Fasting:
-not hungry at least after a day
-easier
-more energy
-GH boost temporarily
-WAY quicker so you can lose the fat then eat at maintenance and train again

Even after a few days fasting, my face is closer to its peak and girls look at me way more. Even when I had the PERFECT physique on tren, face was too bloated and chubby so I WAS INVISIBLE but made lots of guy friends at my gym lol

 

[Deleted member 22639]

@curlyheadjames
Do this intensely and gain 10 lb in a month dude it would help your aesthetics so much

 

[Deleted member 16133]

@curlyheadjames
Do this intensely and gain 10 lb in a month dude it would help your aesthetics so much

fuaaark those hotel waffles are so fuckiig good im in a hampton rn

 

[Deleted member 22639]

fuaaark those hotel waffles are so fuckiig good im in a hampton rn

Do you bounce between hotels and Airbnb bc bad family situation?

 

[GymCelNeckPill]

Do you just come up with a random room number when they ask?

 

[Deleted member 22639]

Do you just come up with a random room number when they ask?

At least in the US you aren’t ever asked at major chains it’s just open so walk in, they have no reason to assume you weren’t out early in the morning for something and are now back to eat
Make one up just do 201 or something if needed which will probably be never
This isn’t illegal and you won’t get in trouble

 

[klip11]

Do you just come up with a random room number when they ask?

Don't overthink it. Just do it.

 

[Deleted member 16133]

Do you bounce between hotels and Airbnb bc bad family situation?

yeah i have no one

 

[Deleted member 13710]

Just wander around like a homeless man theory.