Update on my clumsycel keylet life

[ascendedltn]

So I lost my gym key and had to wait all day to go with my friend, then I find it on the floor right infront of my desk. Pmo. Then we go and ball for a bit with my gym key in pocket, shit falls out and I have to buy a new gym key for 15$. The Jews. The female worker gave it to me for free last time this happened so I thought I had her in the bag because she's a lil fat but she genuinely thought I was retarded for losing it in under a week and charged me.

TLDR.
FUCKING CHUD GETS CUCKED BY LIFE

 

[eㅤㅤ]

this is not the jews fault nigga

 

[ascendedltn]

Something a Jew would say