[update1] Asking out 10 girls everyday

[Deleted member 6573]

Went to the first girl I thought was semi-decent and asked for her number. She said she already had a boyfriend.

I know that bitch was lying because she had to pause and think for 10 seconds.

I apologised profusely, immediately turned around, and began sprinting to the bus stop. I boarded the next bus home.

I thought I could sink no lower, but today that was proven wrong. I have reached a new low. This is an awful feeling.

Since my mind and body can only take 1 rejection per day (even that is a stretch), every night I will take a bus to my local uni campus and ask out 1 girl. I am doing this because life has no meaning and I want to utterly destroy myself.

inb4 I get banned from campus grounds





Tagging bros from previous thread

@TRUE_CEL
@DaniloGomes
@PubertyMaxxer
@Htobrother
@klip11
@John Doe
@jojoyou
@swaggyp1
@Exterminator
@Dr. Bruh
@HarrierDuBois
@HimmyButler
@ihatereddit

 

[Deleted member 6573]

I did this yesterday but couldn't post until today because of the pain, embarrassment and shame I was feeling.

 

[Htobrother]

Keep going bhai

 

[ropemax]

Just hop on tinder and fuck 10 bitches in one night

 

[Htobrother]

I did this yesterday but couldn't post until today because of the pain, embarrassment and shame I was feeling.

Its nothing bad

 

[HarrierDuBois]

I apologised profusely, immediately turned around, and began sprinting to the bus stop

Yeah now it makes sense why you are a kinh supporter.

 

[M3R]

You got softly rejected.. i'd take that as a win, at least you know that you're not ugly. Either she really had a bf and found you somewhat attractive and that's why she thought about it for a second or she just didn't want you.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I am sorry your first attempt was a failo. However I chuckled when you wrote you sprinted afterwards. Don't fucking make me chuckle at 2:19am while I'm taking a shit. My mom will be puxzled and wondering why I am chuckling in the bathroom because I am not allowed to take my phone in there and she will get suspicious.

 

[Htobrother]

I am sorry your first attempt was a failo. However I chuckled when you wrote you sprinted afterwards. Don't fucking make me chuckle at 2:19am while I'm taking a shit. My mom will be puxzled and wondering why I am chuckling in the bathroom because I am not allowed to take my phone in there and she will get suspicious.

Hahah

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

at least she didn't run away in fear and tell all her friends you're a stinky creep

 

[Deleted member 6573]

I am sorry your first attempt was a failo. However I chuckled when you wrote you sprinted afterwards. Don't fucking make me chuckle at 2:19am while I'm taking a shit. My mom will be puxzled and wondering why I am chuckling in the bathroom because I am not allowed to take my phone in there and she will get suspicious.

bhai, you were right, i said nothing could hurt me, but this hurt me harder than c-19 hurt the american civilizan population.

 

[Deleted member 6573]

currently indulging in cpc tunes to cleanse away my failure

 

[SecularIslamist]

Record (just sound) your interaction next time.

 

[Deleted member 6573]

Record (just sound) your interaction next time.

how do I do this without coming off as super autistic (instead of just autistic).

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

bhai, you were right, i said nothing could hurt me, but this hurt me harder than c-19 hurt the american civilizan population.

I hate to be right sometimes. I am sorry bhai. I would offer you a hug right now but I think it's better if I wash my hands first.

 

[SecularIslamist]

how do I do this without coming off as super autistic (instead of just autistic).

Just use the mic and sound recorder app on your retard.

 

[Deleted member 6573]

Just use the mic and sound recorder app on your retard.

How the fuck do I hold the phone so it records the sound without it being obvious you fucking village idiot.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Just use the mic and sound recorder app on your retard.

You fucking faggot don't you dare speak to my brother like this again. Be nice he's a good bhai. Ok bhai?

 

[SecularIslamist]

How the fuck do I hold the phone so it records the sound without it being obvious you fucking village idiot.

Just hold your phone in your hand like normal. Have it running in the background. Is this shit rocket science to you?

 

[slayer69]

@Bojack tell him the message

 

[SecularIslamist]

You fucking faggot don't you dare speak to my brother like this again. Be nice he's a good bhai. Ok bhai?

I need to ELI5 to him bhai. Is he fellow curry? I will tone my language down more.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I need to ELI5 to him bhai. Is he fellow curry? I will tone my language down more.

He is Chinese. He is my iron brother.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I need to ELI5 to him bhai. Is he fellow curry? I will tone my language down more.

Please be gentle with him, his heart is in a fragile state.

 

[Deleted member 16810]

fuck that bitch. she should be the one embarrassed for so blatantly lying than you. You shouldn't feel embarrassed to ask out girls because girls completely forget about you a day later since they have unlimited amount of male attention.

 

[ihatereddit]

What were her stats?

 

[Deleted member 26116]

Sorry for the failed attempt.

Buy some chocolate hobnobs or a bag of crisps to offer women while you ask for their number.

Better yet: do not ask for their number, give your number to them and tell them to call you in their free time.

Write your number on a piece of paper, walk up to women, and offer them some crisps/hobnobs/whatever, then give them your number, tell them to call you, turn your back and go away like nothing happened.

Separate some pieces of paper to write your number because you'll give it to 10 different women.

 

[Deleted member 26675]

You got softly rejected.. i'd take that as a win, at least you know that you're not ugly. Either she really had a bf and found you somewhat attractive and that's why she thought about it for a second or she just didn't want you.

Nah this is cope, she was prolly thinking of the nicest way to let him down ez

 

[Bojack]

keep going boyo; this inspires me to step up once again

 

[Bojack]

@Bojack tell him the message

APPROACH BICHES FOREVER!

 

[Mouthbreath]

Buy some chocolate hobnobs or a bag of crisps to offer women while you ask for their number.

Even better if you have an icecream truck and look like this



Then you will get all the jbs

 

[Deleted member 22924]

good shit

 

[Deleted member 6573]

fuck that bitch. she should be the one embarrassed for so blatantly lying than you. You shouldn't feel embarrassed to ask out girls because girls completely forget about you a day later since they have unlimited amount of male attention.

She destroyed my mental health tbh.

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

Went to the first girl I thought was semi-decent and asked for her number. She said she already had a boyfriend.

I know that bitch was lying because she had to pause and think for 10 seconds.

I apologised profusely, immediately turned around, and began sprinting to the bus stop. I boarded the next bus home.

I thought I could sink no lower, but today that was proven wrong. I have reached a new low. This is an awful feeling.

Since my mind and body can only take 1 rejection per day (even that is a stretch), every night I will take a bus to my local uni campus and ask out 1 girl. I am doing this because life has no meaning and I want to utterly destroy myself.

inb4 I get banned from campus grounds





Tagging bros from previous thread

@TRUE_CEL
@DaniloGomes
@PubertyMaxxer
@Htobrother
@klip11
@John Doe
@jojoyou
@swaggyp1
@Exterminator
@Dr. Bruh
@HarrierDuBois
@HimmyButler
@ihatereddit

Keep going bro, i believe you will find an receptive girl.

 

[Deleted member 6573]

Keep going bro, i believe you will find an receptive girl.

thanks for the motivation bro. going to make a new thread right now.

 

[looksseg]

Good luck on that. Quote me also in the next updates

 

[Splinter901]

Go to that college campus to go ER.