Xangsane
Election day ruined by a spoiled patty
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@Niko
Last night I discovered this site that develops a line of text you write into a full paragraph of copypasta using AI. I decided to test it on some .org thread titles after coming home. It only took 2 minutes to generate each wall of text:
@max_frisch
@ihatereddit
@AscensionMan98
The locationpill is blackpill. It has a red circle around it, but no other information to be found on the label. The pill is small and oval shaped in shape, which makes sense considering what kind of pill it is. He’s had plenty of people tell him that their pill is the smallest type of pill they have ever seen.
But this isn’t his first time being presented with a pill with such a classification. This particular one is blackpill, because that’s what it looks like inside. There are two holes in the center where there should be a hole. Instead, he gets to see the interior of the Pill, and he sees... nothing. Just two circles, with some text on them.
There’s not much more than that. Nothing about how it works or why it’s here.
But there’s something else inside. Something about how it feels. He can feel it moving beneath his skin. It’s hard to describe exactly what it feels like, but it feels like something he hasn’t felt before. It’s soft against his finger pads, like feathers or maybe even like fur.
He holds out his hand, and watches the pill slide out of the Pill. It lands neatly in his palm. His eyes widen a little, and he stares at it for a moment, trying to figure out how to react. Then he carefully puts it back into its original place.
It doesn’t move at all. It stays perfectly still in his hand, and he wonders if he’ll get a second chance.
@Manchild
What is the ideal body count to tell women? There are so many ways to go about it.
The first thing one can do in the beginning when looking at a body counts is to compare them with the number of fingers they have on each hand. As if you’re trying to measure your lover’s hands by how long they have, there is no way you can really get any sense of what the ideal numbers would be without doing something like that! If a person has nine fingers, then they can tell you how often their hand was bitten off.
This is an old theory that has been around for years but never quite been proven, but people seem to take to this idea as though it were new. I mean come on. If one has nine fingers and the other has only ten, it’s kind of obvious which one is going to win, isn’t it? They are both equally likely to lose!
@LastHopeForNorman
@forevergymcelling
Using .org titles as Tinder openers - GTFIH
Shameless plug, follow my tinderguide if you want to be able to do this as well Thread 'Ultimate tinder guide by Niko - STILL IN PROGRESS' https://looksmax.org/threads/ultimate-tinder-guide-by-niko-still-in-progress.596671/ You can all thank @cvzvvc for this thread Let's see which one of...
looksmax.org
@Niko
Last night I discovered this site that develops a line of text you write into a full paragraph of copypasta using AI. I decided to test it on some .org thread titles after coming home. It only took 2 minutes to generate each wall of text:
@max_frisch
@ihatereddit
@AscensionMan98
The locationpill is blackpill. It has a red circle around it, but no other information to be found on the label. The pill is small and oval shaped in shape, which makes sense considering what kind of pill it is. He’s had plenty of people tell him that their pill is the smallest type of pill they have ever seen.
But this isn’t his first time being presented with a pill with such a classification. This particular one is blackpill, because that’s what it looks like inside. There are two holes in the center where there should be a hole. Instead, he gets to see the interior of the Pill, and he sees... nothing. Just two circles, with some text on them.
There’s not much more than that. Nothing about how it works or why it’s here.
But there’s something else inside. Something about how it feels. He can feel it moving beneath his skin. It’s hard to describe exactly what it feels like, but it feels like something he hasn’t felt before. It’s soft against his finger pads, like feathers or maybe even like fur.
He holds out his hand, and watches the pill slide out of the Pill. It lands neatly in his palm. His eyes widen a little, and he stares at it for a moment, trying to figure out how to react. Then he carefully puts it back into its original place.
It doesn’t move at all. It stays perfectly still in his hand, and he wonders if he’ll get a second chance.
@Manchild
What is the ideal body count to tell women? There are so many ways to go about it.
The first thing one can do in the beginning when looking at a body counts is to compare them with the number of fingers they have on each hand. As if you’re trying to measure your lover’s hands by how long they have, there is no way you can really get any sense of what the ideal numbers would be without doing something like that! If a person has nine fingers, then they can tell you how often their hand was bitten off.
This is an old theory that has been around for years but never quite been proven, but people seem to take to this idea as though it were new. I mean come on. If one has nine fingers and the other has only ten, it’s kind of obvious which one is going to win, isn’t it? They are both equally likely to lose!
@LastHopeForNorman
@forevergymcelling
