Using THC to loose weight

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ntlarper420

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If u want an easy way out of being overweight, mirin my method (Lost 72 KG in 2 years with NO effort)



DISCLAIMER: I do not condone drug usage whatsoever, only use medical cannabis in a place where it’s legal.



First of all, u need to be able to spend a few hundred bucks a month on weed, since microdosing doesn’t do shit, calculate for about 1-2 g a day. GET A JOB NIGGA



The “Science”
Everyone thinks smoking weed makes u fat, because of the munchies, the thing is these completely go away after smoking for a while, u wont even have a sense of appetite left after 2 maybe 3 months of active use, during those months, don’t go over your calories (if u can’t manage to do that ur genuinely a fucking bum) and get some movement in over the day (10k steps wouldn’t hurt)

THC causes a spike in the metabolic rate (25% increase) which leads to a higher rate of calorie burn.

Frequent THC consumption can downregulate the body's CB1 receptors, which naturally control how energy is stored and used in the body. Over time, this will prevent the body from storing excess energy as fat.

+ The biggest advantage: You don’t even WANT to eat anymore, eating deadass feels like a random chore now, I am still able to eat perfectly fine i just don’t want to. Also i feel like the random cravings throughout the day are what makes most low-iq people fat.



Dosing
As i mentioned earlier about 1-2 g a day are optimal (from personal experience) and smoking more might genuinely make you retarded over time.
I Smoked 1 Joint in the morning (between 4:00 and 6:00 am) i then went to work, after work at like 3pm i smoked the next joint and continued smoking till i went to sleep for most days.

I didn’t eat everyday until about 3:00pm, which was really really easy to do because of the weed, literally lost almost 1kg a week.

STOP BEING A FATASS AND HOP ON THE METHOD
 
If u want an easy way out of being overweight, mirin my method (Lost 72 KG in 2 years with NO effort)



DISCLAIMER: I do not condone drug usage whatsoever, only use medical cannabis in a place where it’s legal.



First of all, u need to be able to spend a few hundred bucks a month on weed, since microdosing doesn’t do shit, calculate for about 1-2 g a day. GET A JOB NIGGA



The “Science”
Everyone thinks smoking weed makes u fat, because of the munchies, the thing is these completely go away after smoking for a while, u wont even have a sense of appetite left after 2 maybe 3 months of active use, during those months, don’t go over your calories (if u can’t manage to do that ur genuinely a fucking bum) and get some movement in over the day (10k steps wouldn’t hurt)

THC causes a spike in the metabolic rate (25% increase) which leads to a higher rate of calorie burn.

Frequent THC consumption can downregulate the body's CB1 receptors, which naturally control how energy is stored and used in the body. Over time, this will prevent the body from storing excess energy as fat.

+ The biggest advantage: You don’t even WANT to eat anymore, eating deadass feels like a random chore now, I am still able to eat perfectly fine i just don’t want to. Also i feel like the random cravings throughout the day are what makes most low-iq people fat.



Dosing
As i mentioned earlier about 1-2 g a day are optimal (from personal experience) and smoking more might genuinely make you retarded over time.
I Smoked 1 Joint in the morning (between 4:00 and 6:00 am) i then went to work, after work at like 3pm i smoked the next joint and continued smoking till i went to sleep for most days.

I didn’t eat everyday until about 3:00pm, which was really really easy to do because of the weed, literally lost almost 1kg a week.

STOP BEING A FATASS AND HOP ON THE METHOD
Or just take reta or addy you chud
 
I don’t trust these chinks with chemistry, THC is objectively safer and more available
 
I don’t trust these chinks with chemistry, THC is objectively safer and more available
I wanted to ask why not just take a glp but i see, i’m pretty sure your local drug dealer in more likely to hit up your pot with a bit of fent than the chinese to mess up anything
 
I live in Germany, weed is legal and is grown locally under perfect conditions then sold in pharmacies.
 
I live in Germany, weed is legal and is grown locally under perfect conditions then sold in pharmacies.
Hattest du noch nie das Erlebnis, dass du ein Bong hit nimmst und deine ganze fresse schmeckt nach verbranntem Popcorn?
 
literally does the opposite lol
 
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my personal experience = objective truth

greys with vip never fail to amaze me with their iq
Yeah bro I’m totally the only one that has done this 😂😂
 
my personal experience = objective truth

greys with vip never fail to amaze me with their iq
IMG 4511

Hmmmmm
 
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Nigger bums who rot on forums all day:
-paid money for vip on said forum


dont get salty just because you made yourself look like a retard neurotypical larper 420
 
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Nicotine and caffeine is better
Weed makes me a lazy brainrotting zombie
 
Just say ur broke gng
ive been smoking daily for a year and a half now lol hence why i replied to tell u ur a retard

dont make guides again, your source is ai overview and ur a 15 year old from tiktok

disproved yourself in the same ai response u sent me, embarrassing

fuck out of my face bitch nigga
 
ive been smoking daily for a year and a half now lol hence why i replied to tell u ur a retard

dont make guides again, your source is ai overview and ur a 15 year old from tiktok

fuck out of my face bitch nigga
I mog u to the moon and back, kneel before the 6’2 hmtn true aryan u fucking nigger
 

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