Viking Warriors Cucked The Shit Out Of English Nobles

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Just learned today that it wasn't all rape and pillaging by the Vikings back in the day šŸ˜®

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Apparently these Nordic moggers didn't really need to resort to sexual assault to get their rocks off:feelsgah:

The most telling comment comes from the pen of English cleric John of Wallingford, prior of St. Fridswides, who complained bitterly that the Viking Age men of the Danelaw combed their hair, took a bath on Saturday, and changed their woolen garments frequently, and that they performed these un-Christian and heathen acts in an attempt to seduce high-born English foids:

the Danes, thanks to their habit of combing their hair every day, of bathing every Saturday and regularly changing their clothes, were able to undermine the virtue of married women and even seduce the daughters of nobles to be their mistresses:lul:


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:ROFLMAO:HOLY SHIT , not only did they manage to cuck the natives of their host nation, they did it via LOOKSMAXXING

fuckin' nords were the OG Blackpillers :blackpill:

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Imagine some Duke or Earl coming home to his castle & finding some blonde warrior in his bed blowing his bitch's back out :trepidation: fucking brutal

Anyway the English got a small consolation on 13 November 1002.
King Aethelred II ordered his men to go ER on all the Danes in England.:soy:

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Itā€™s known as the St Briceā€™s Day Massacre.
The exact death toll is not known, but archeological evidence suggests it was only between 34 and 38 people.

They did manage to get the Nords back about 9 centuries later by cucking Icelandic men during World War 2 though.
 
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Vikings were showermaxxers. Inspiring.
 
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They were not there to take part. They were there to take over.
 
Imagine a bunch of Chads gathering up and showing up in your town to mog you into Oblivion. :feelskek:
 
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Vikings were showermaxxers. Inspiring.
Well yeah it is pretty inspiring if they really achieved cucking through Looksmaxxing and not their raw battle hardened appearance and blonde hair.

Literally just take a shower bro.

Unless the English historian was coping hard and it was indeed their good looks that did it.

Imagine a bunch of Chads gathering up and showing up in your town to mog you into Oblivion. :feelskek:
About 30+ of them suffered locals going ER :feelsautistic: (English Reaction)
 
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