Voldemort was a incel who went full ER because he was ugly

[Steins]

Voldemort had no nose and a face even his mother would shit on. That's why he recruited fellow incels to be Death Eaters and go full ER on the Chads and Stacies in the wizarding world. He tried to kill Harry because he knew Harry would mog.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

 

[thecel]

Cope.

He mogged when he was Tom Riddle.

He went bald, got a broken nose, and got botched during a reconstructive nose job.

 

[Deleted member 1140]

same for the imperator

sauron was a giga mogger tho tall strong and handsome

 

[Primalsplit]

Voldemort was a Chad lol.

 

[PROMETHEUS]

What’s worse than being an incel?

Being an incel that used to be a chad

Try rotting while the memories of love still flow through your mind

Can you blame him for being so full of hate

 

[Gonthar]

But in that magic world they had all sorts of spells and potions that could alter someone's appearance, why didn't he use those to fix his face?

 

[Steins]

bruh he is nothing compared to Harry or Draco
the wizarding world is so filled with Chads and Stacies that he is at best a MTN

Cope.

He mogged when he was Tom Riddle.

He went bald, got a broken nose, and got botched during a reconstructive nose job.

 

[PROMETHEUS]

But in that magic world they had all sorts of spells and potions that could alter someone's appearance, why didn't he use those to fix his face?

Probably created some sort of real-life fleshlight partner for himself hidden in a basement

Regular foids no longer do it for him, so no point

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

Cope.

He mogged when he was Tom Riddle.

He went bald, got a broken nose, and got botched during a reconstructive nose job.

What you rate me dear tranny

 

[Gonthar]

Probably created some sort of real-life fleshlight partner for himself hidden in a basement

Regular foids no longer do it for him, so no point

Why don't we see that, then?
They have some amazing magic in the movies, but a lot of time they use it for all sorts of insignificant crap instead of taking advantage of it and become rich, get women, etc.

 

[PROMETHEUS]

Why don't we see that, then?
They have some amazing magic in the movies, but a lot of time they use it for all sorts of insignificant crap instead of taking advantage of it and become rich, get women, etc.

Plotline I guess

IRL, most people would probs maxx out their power, which means the playing ground will be levelled again since everyone’s at a super level

Then something new will be used for hypergamy instead of looks and wealth

 

[Steins]

What’s worse than being an incel?

Being an incel that used to be a chad

Try rotting while the memories of love still flow through your mind

Can you blame him for being so full of hate

And the only foid crazy for him was a deranged convict

 

[PROMETHEUS]

And the only foid crazy for him was a deranged convict

I heard she got some abrada-gawk-gawk 7000 power level on that pussy

 

[_MVP_]

Voldemort was Like me, Virgin Despite looking good, this Made him Go ER

 

[Steins]

I heard she got some abrada-gawk-gawk 7000 power level on that pussy

Pussy that made him Expelliquidamus

 

[Steins]

Think of it, one of his most powerful followers Snape, was also an incel who had to watch his crush get fucked by a Chad who bullied him

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Voldemort had no nose and a face even his mother would shit on. That's why he recruited fellow incels to be Death Eaters and go full ER on the Chads and Stacies in the wizarding world. He tried to kill Harry because he knew Harry would mog.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

He was gl. It is a plot point in the books. He gets treated better by students and teachers who overlook his cluster b tendencies.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Cope.

He mogged when he was Tom Riddle.

He went bald, got a broken nose, and got botched during a reconstructive nose job.

He turned ugly in his quest for power.