"Walking on eggshells??" Shouldn't it be walking on a glass roof?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The fuck created that retarded idiom? Like me guess, a liberal Woke fellow? And who the fuck walks on eggshells? Sounds like some activity faggots do at parties before they fuck one another's shitholes.

Walking on a glass roof sounds more plausible like what that buttmuncher character from Mission Impossible would do. You would indeed need to be careful or booyah, you're going down, motherfucker. If I saw eggshells, I HAVE to walk on them because I'm OCD and need to hear the sound it produces. Like ripping paper slowly. Ah, yes... I'm getting rock-hard thinking about that!

 

[Vermilioncore]

I like the sound of high heels walking on a glossy department store floor

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I like the sound of high heels walking on a glossy department store floor

 

[Lookologist003]

Bakeries in the 17th century began using eggs in more and more recipes, and this creates a lot of eggshell waste. After work, for fun they would host small competitoins where the partially intact eggshells would create a course and the idea of the game was to step on only the eggshells to reach the end. Eggshells that weren't used for this become fertilizer. That's where that saying likely comes from. It's like "Cat's out the bag", who the fuck puts a cat in a bag. Evil.

 

[iam good boy]

I like the sound of high heels walking on a glossy department store floor

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Bakeries in the 17th century began using eggs in more and more recipes, and this creates a lot of eggshell waste. After work, for fun they would host small competitoins where the partially intact eggshells would create a course and the idea of the game was to step on only the eggshells to reach the end. Eggshells that weren't used for this become fertilizer.

I see where they fucked up with that game. Sounds good, a windy path made of eggshells but not much excitement after that. I would've included bipolar pit bulls on the sidelines drooling blood. So if you "step out of line," thus outside the eggshell dilemma... BOOYAH! Dog dinner, motherfucker.

It's like "Cat's out the bag", who the fuck puts a cat in a bag. Evil.

A pervert clamps his testicles to a chain attached to a hundred-pound weight plate as he stands masturbating to the cat struggling to escape the clear plastic bag. Meanwhile, a music video of Taylor Swift plays on the widescreen TV as we can hear her sing, "I shake it off, I shake it off (hoo-hoo-hoo). Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break. And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake. Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. I shake it off, I shake it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)."