Water: Never open up to women ever

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They always use anything you tell them against you. You tell her you’re insecure about your hair, she’ll start flirting with guys with long hair in front of you

Height, race, personality, tattoos, anything

They will literally morph their interests and views to prefer things that you don’t like or that make you feel inferior. It’s baked into their coding

Then, to spread the information, they’ll gossip to their friends and family all your weaknesses and imperfections.

Don’t forget women have smellier farts due to higher concentrates of sulfur. They smell shittier and worse than us
 
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Mirin thread
 
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Don’t forget women have smellier farts due to higher concentrates of sulfur. They smell shittier and worse than us
Why was this mentioned? Also why do yk this???
 
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never overshare with anybody
 
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I told my cousin (woman) I might get my nose fixed… all the extended family knew by the end of the day
Thank God I didn’t mention bimax/implants/fat grafting
 
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They always use anything you tell them against you. You tell her you’re insecure about your hair, she’ll start flirting with guys with long hair in front of you

Height, race, personality, tattoos, anything

They will literally morph their interests and views to prefer things that you don’t like or that make you feel inferior. It’s baked into their coding

Then, to spread the information, they’ll gossip to their friends and family all your weaknesses and imperfections.

Don’t forget women have smellier farts due to higher concentrates of sulfur. They smell shittier and worse than us

I guess this is why conservative white girls go on to fuck the blackest vanta black negroes to negro, because daddy hates them.
 
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Heard the word w*men didn't read other single word.
I hate FEMALES.:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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Don’t forget women have smellier farts due to higher concentrates of sulfur. They smell shittier and worse than us
Is this actually true? Any studies on it?
 
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They always use anything you tell them against you. You tell her you’re insecure about your hair, she’ll start flirting with guys with long hair in front of you

Height, race, personality, tattoos, anything

They will literally morph their interests and views to prefer things that you don’t like or that make you feel inferior. It’s baked into their coding

Then, to spread the information, they’ll gossip to their friends and family all your weaknesses and imperfections.

Don’t forget women have smellier farts due to higher concentrates of sulfur. They smell shittier and worse than us

Yes!
 
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This pretty much sums up the study:

“Although highly variable, the flatus of women had a significantly greater concentration of hydrogen sulphide and was deemed to have a significantly worse odour by both judges. However, in practice, the ability of malodorous flatus to stimulate the nose is a function of the volume (as opposed to the concentration) of noxious gases in an individual passage. Because men tended to have greater volumes of gas per passage, no significant gender differences were observed for sulphur gas volume per passage.”


In short, women’s farts have greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide, but men’s farts are bigger.
 
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Their farts def smell worse than ours.
There was an albanian girl in my class and her farts were so fucking bad we couldn't even breath
 
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