aspiringexcel
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Yesterday it was my foidbhais birthday. INB4 someone calls me a chad, she would never touch me + she knows about all my non NT hobbies AND she knows about my 10cm lifts
But she is a very good friend and a funny person. One of the 3 people i enjoy to talk to irl.
Lets get to the story
I arrived to the restaurant and at first didnt let me in because im so subhuman they couldnt comprehend someone would like to treat me to a nice dinner
I didnt know it was a jewmischelin star restaurant when i came JFL
Later on when all of my foidbhais gigaNT friends came we ordered some stuff. She introduced me to her other friends, most were nice to me except for some HTB giving me dirty looks
This was all i ordered. The total for me was 70 jewros But i didnt feel bad because she said that anyone can order anything.
Also her subhuman neighbour that she went to primary school with stole 1 of my sashimis, all of the lemons and seaweed and put it in his mouth. Brutal. He was facially htn.
Most of the night she was just unboxing her gifts
I forgot to mention my subhuman fucking cousin and her friends randomly crashed the party because they were in Trg bana Jelačića which is near the restaurant. They had to fucking embarrass me and ask "CAN WE GET ASPIRINGEXCEL'S FOOD PLEASE". Then they left while laughing. Luckily my foidbhai knows about how subhuman my cousin is because they used to hang out.
I bought her some jap haircare stuff, 400ml hada alabo toner when i was in the Changi airports duty free shop and a kangaroo keychain
Later on we ate the desserts. This was the mochi cake
And this was my "hidden strawberry"
She wrote on everyones dessert
Overall i had lots of fun and the food was amazing, mirin her very hard for letting me eat such expensive shit. I felt pretty subhuman at first but later on i had fun with her bhais
But she is a very good friend and a funny person. One of the 3 people i enjoy to talk to irl.
Lets get to the story
I arrived to the restaurant and at first didnt let me in because im so subhuman they couldnt comprehend someone would like to treat me to a nice dinner
I didnt know it was a jewmischelin star restaurant when i came JFL
Later on when all of my foidbhais gigaNT friends came we ordered some stuff. She introduced me to her other friends, most were nice to me except for some HTB giving me dirty looks
Also her subhuman neighbour that she went to primary school with stole 1 of my sashimis, all of the lemons and seaweed and put it in his mouth. Brutal. He was facially htn.
Most of the night she was just unboxing her gifts
I forgot to mention my subhuman fucking cousin and her friends randomly crashed the party because they were in Trg bana Jelačića which is near the restaurant. They had to fucking embarrass me and ask "CAN WE GET ASPIRINGEXCEL'S FOOD PLEASE". Then they left while laughing. Luckily my foidbhai knows about how subhuman my cousin is because they used to hang out.
I bought her some jap haircare stuff, 400ml hada alabo toner when i was in the Changi airports duty free shop and a kangaroo keychain
Later on we ate the desserts. This was the mochi cake
And this was my "hidden strawberry"
She wrote on everyones dessert
Overall i had lots of fun and the food was amazing, mirin her very hard for letting me eat such expensive shit. I felt pretty subhuman at first but later on i had fun with her bhais
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