aspiringexcel
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INB4: DNRD, Tales from the basement
First thing i did today was get from my slum to Trg bana Jelacica
I recorded a video but it was too large. Heres some pajeet gang, a random gook youtuber and sushi i ate with my bhai
After our adventures i went back to my house to get ready.
I fixed my lifts (that make me go from 172 cm to 182cm) and put my NT glasses and hat on. I think my retarded cousin stole jewros from me again but ill check that when i wake up (typing this at 2:47 am)
I came to the party and my friend took autistic photos of us and some random beer some gaser subhuman stole from Konzum.
I look so fucking subhuman its painful. The host is a gigajew her house is very nice. Also i didnt actually drink anything, i just pretended to do it to avoid looksminning.
i was very bored so i decided to explore the house. I only found meme tiktokcel skincare products like "glow reciepe".
At around 1 am they started playing serbian roastie cajkas (Aleksandra Prijovic) and we were all in the living room.
Some drunk whore foid that pimped herseld out for snus 30 minutes ago wanted me to carry her and complimented me for being tall (JFL). The landwhale was fucking grinding herself on my neck and told me she wants to be alone with me
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I DID?
I feel very empty. Im glad i didnt just stand in the corner like some subhuman but i didnt want this either. You niggas shouldve seen my face while i was chasing my tram. I was crying like a gigabused dog some homeless nigga even asked me "Sinko sta je tebi" after i gave him 1 jewro. I just want to be genuinely desired by a normal HQNP foid, doesnt even have to be stacy like my oneitis. I just want a foid to genuinely love me.
INB4: Some subhuman calls me a fakecel for not losing my virginity to a drunk whore with aids that i saw sucking some subhumans dick for snus
PASS ME THE ROPE.
First thing i did today was get from my slum to Trg bana Jelacica
I recorded a video but it was too large. Heres some pajeet gang, a random gook youtuber and sushi i ate with my bhai
After our adventures i went back to my house to get ready.
I fixed my lifts (that make me go from 172 cm to 182cm) and put my NT glasses and hat on. I think my retarded cousin stole jewros from me again but ill check that when i wake up (typing this at 2:47 am)
I came to the party and my friend took autistic photos of us and some random beer some gaser subhuman stole from Konzum.
I look so fucking subhuman its painful. The host is a gigajew her house is very nice. Also i didnt actually drink anything, i just pretended to do it to avoid looksminning.
i was very bored so i decided to explore the house. I only found meme tiktokcel skincare products like "glow reciepe".
At around 1 am they started playing serbian roastie cajkas (Aleksandra Prijovic) and we were all in the living room.
Some drunk whore foid that pimped herseld out for snus 30 minutes ago wanted me to carry her and complimented me for being tall (JFL). The landwhale was fucking grinding herself on my neck and told me she wants to be alone with me
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I DID?
Put the roastie down and left the party crying.
I feel very empty. Im glad i didnt just stand in the corner like some subhuman but i didnt want this either. You niggas shouldve seen my face while i was chasing my tram. I was crying like a gigabused dog some homeless nigga even asked me "Sinko sta je tebi" after i gave him 1 jewro. I just want to be genuinely desired by a normal HQNP foid, doesnt even have to be stacy like my oneitis. I just want a foid to genuinely love me.
INB4: Some subhuman calls me a fakecel for not losing my virginity to a drunk whore with aids that i saw sucking some subhumans dick for snus
PASS ME THE ROPE.
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