Went to cousins MMA class yesterday

[Deleted member 15674]

I have a cousin my age who I introduced MMA and shit too, so I went to his class yesterday for the first time. We had to do some striking at the start of the class.

I’m shit at striking and barely train it so I was struggling but my cousin was helping me out, but this one faggot called John came over (he’s a newbie too) and offered to partner with us.

He was going all in, in training, hitting too hard and even missing my glove and hitting my arm. My cousin told me this guy partners up with every new person at their gym (probably because he likes beating on new people). I’m not new to fighting and can tell when someone is a prick, and this guy was a prick. Even the coach disliked him (John is disrespectful as fuck to the coaches).

Anyways I tell this guy to relax it’s only training, not competition. But he ignored me and keeps going all in.

I got very fucking annoyed with him and told him if he wants to go all in he should grapple me in the cage. This guy suddenly went silent and didn’t respond. What a fucking cunt.

Apparently according to my cousin, he pulled this shit on someone before and they said the thing I did. And when he got up to grapple/fight, he got hip tossed hard and landed on his arm and broke it JFL.

Anyways, I’m going to work on my striking so it’s basic enough to defend and attack. And then I’m going to actually kill that faggot. My cousin hates him and says I could easily fuck him up since that guy doesn’t even train grappling and only strikes.

Me and cousin did have grappling match where I submitted him twice and just sprawled on him everytime he attempted singles and doubles. Cousin says I’d do decently in MMA with my current grappling experience, but I need to learn to strike.

God I want to kill that faggot from training. Apparently one of the coaches beat the shit out of him because he was being rude to her and saying he could beat her JFL.

 

[Deleted member 16853]

I have a cousin my age who I introduced MMA and shit too, so I went to his class yesterday for the first time. We had to do some striking at the start of the class.

I’m shit at striking and barely train it so I was struggling but my cousin was helping me out, but this one faggot called John came over (he’s a newbie too) and offered to partner with us.

He was going all in, in training, hitting too hard and even missing my glove and hitting my arm. My cousin told me this guy partners up with every new person at their gym (probably because he likes beating on new people). I’m not new to fighting and can tell when someone is a prick, and this guy was a prick. Even the coach disliked him (John is disrespectful as fuck to the coaches).

Anyways I tell this guy to relax it’s only training, not competition. But he ignored me and keeps going all in.

I got very fucking annoyed with him and told him if he wants to go all in he should grapple me in the cage. This guy suddenly went silent and didn’t respond. What a fucking cunt.

Apparently according to my cousin, he pulled this shit on someone before and they said the thing I did. And when he got up to grapple/fight, he got hip tossed hard and landed on his arm and broke it JFL.

Anyways, I’m going to work on my striking so it’s basic enough to defend and attack. And then I’m going to actually kill that faggot. My cousin hates him and says I could easily fuck him up since that guy doesn’t even train grappling and only strikes.

Me and cousin did have grappling match where I submitted him twice and just sprawled on him everytime he attempted singles and doubles. Cousin says I’d do decently in MMA with my current grappling experience, but I need to learn to strike.

God I want to kill that faggot from training. Apparently one of the coaches beat the shit out of him because he was being rude to her and saying he could beat her JFL.

i've only trained in one martial art, But I didn't really like it much. Im more of a boxing and kick type of guy Nothing fancy, just needs to get the job done

 

[Deleted member 15674]

i've only trained in one martial art, But I didn't really like it much. Im more of a boxing and kick type of guy Nothing fancy, just needs to get the job done

Boxing is solid, boxers have crazy conditioning

 

[HOLYFUARK]

this is good because now u will be more focused and learn faster

 

[Deleted member 15577]

Kill him

 

[PapaGremlin]

If you decide to do anything, the arm he broke before, you should target it and break it again.
It would be even more savory to watch his spirit broken than straight up killing in rush of adrenaline.

 

[Deleted member 13787]

 

[Deleted member 18372]

How old are you? I wanna start but I think I'm too old.

 

[Deleted member 15577]

How old are you? I wanna start but I think I'm too old.

What’s your age

 

[alriodai]

Fuck John

 

[Deleted member 18372]

What’s your age

21 JFL

 

[Deleted member 15577]

21 JFL

Bro go train, too old is like 30 not early 20’s

 

[Deleted member 18372]

Bro go train, too old is like 30 not early 20’s

I am afraid I will be beaten by 16 year olds with my 6'0 43cm bideltoid 6.5 inch wrist 70 kg framelet body. The humiliation is too big. My armspan is ~~190cm tho so can I maybe use reach to compete with low kg (if I lean) manlets?

 

[Deleted member 15577]

I am afraid I will be beaten by 16 year olds with my 6'0 43cm bideltoid 6.5 inch wrist 70 kg framelet body. The humiliation is too big. My armspan is ~~190cm tho so can I maybe use reach to compete with low kg manlets?

Stop being a bitch I was 6’ 62 kg when I started at 17 and here I am 7 years later. Your reach helps a lot go train don’t be a pussy.

 

[Deleted member 17829]

U should be able to hold the pads no matter how hard someones punching or kicking, its a shock but u get used to it. just slight nerve shock afterwards. nothing wrong with going hard on the pads

 

[Pendejo]

Fuck John

Indeed, @john2 how could you do that to OP? Smh.

 

[Lihito]

I have a cousin my age who I introduced MMA and shit too, so I went to his class yesterday for the first time. We had to do some striking at the start of the class.

I’m shit at striking and barely train it so I was struggling but my cousin was helping me out, but this one faggot called John came over (he’s a newbie too) and offered to partner with us.

He was going all in, in training, hitting too hard and even missing my glove and hitting my arm. My cousin told me this guy partners up with every new person at their gym (probably because he likes beating on new people). I’m not new to fighting and can tell when someone is a prick, and this guy was a prick. Even the coach disliked him (John is disrespectful as fuck to the coaches).

Anyways I tell this guy to relax it’s only training, not competition. But he ignored me and keeps going all in.

I got very fucking annoyed with him and told him if he wants to go all in he should grapple me in the cage. This guy suddenly went silent and didn’t respond. What a fucking cunt.

Apparently according to my cousin, he pulled this shit on someone before and they said the thing I did. And when he got up to grapple/fight, he got hip tossed hard and landed on his arm and broke it JFL.

Anyways, I’m going to work on my striking so it’s basic enough to defend and attack. And then I’m going to actually kill that faggot. My cousin hates him and says I could easily fuck him up since that guy doesn’t even train grappling and only strikes.

Me and cousin did have grappling match where I submitted him twice and just sprawled on him everytime he attempted singles and doubles. Cousin says I’d do decently in MMA with my current grappling experience, but I need to learn to strike.

God I want to kill that faggot from training. Apparently one of the coaches beat the shit out of him because he was being rude to her and saying he could beat her JFL.

What prey eyes do to a mofo

 

[Pakicel]

I have a cousin my age who I introduced MMA and shit too, so I went to his class yesterday for the first time. We had to do some striking at the start of the class.

I’m shit at striking and barely train it so I was struggling but my cousin was helping me out, but this one faggot called John came over (he’s a newbie too) and offered to partner with us.

He was going all in, in training, hitting too hard and even missing my glove and hitting my arm. My cousin told me this guy partners up with every new person at their gym (probably because he likes beating on new people). I’m not new to fighting and can tell when someone is a prick, and this guy was a prick. Even the coach disliked him (John is disrespectful as fuck to the coaches).

Anyways I tell this guy to relax it’s only training, not competition. But he ignored me and keeps going all in.

I got very fucking annoyed with him and told him if he wants to go all in he should grapple me in the cage. This guy suddenly went silent and didn’t respond. What a fucking cunt.

Apparently according to my cousin, he pulled this shit on someone before and they said the thing I did. And when he got up to grapple/fight, he got hip tossed hard and landed on his arm and broke it JFL.

Anyways, I’m going to work on my striking so it’s basic enough to defend and attack. And then I’m going to actually kill that faggot. My cousin hates him and says I could easily fuck him up since that guy doesn’t even train grappling and only strikes.

Me and cousin did have grappling match where I submitted him twice and just sprawled on him everytime he attempted singles and doubles. Cousin says I’d do decently in MMA with my current grappling experience, but I need to learn to strike.

God I want to kill that faggot from training. Apparently one of the coaches beat the shit out of him because he was being rude to her and saying he could beat her JFL.

Could you beat up a guy much taller/heavier than you? Like 6 ft+ and 200 pounds +.

That is kind of the problem with MMAmaxxing. It takes years to build up the skill to defeat people much taller and heavier than you. And multiple attackers? Forget about it.

If you enjoy it, go ahead. But don't think you could win against even two regular guys fighting you on the street. Skill cannot compensate for size and numerical disadvantages.

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Could you beat up a guy much taller/heavier than you? Like 6 ft+ and 200 pounds +.

That is kind of the problem with MMAmaxxing. It takes years to build up the skill to defeat people much taller and heavier than you. And multiple attackers? Forget about it.

If you enjoy it, go ahead. But don't think you could win against even two regular guys fighting you on the street. Skill cannot compensate for size and numerical disadvantages.

I struggle with anyone above 185 lb, if you're below 185lb and untrained. Very likely I'd beat them in a fight. Height is pretty irrelevant

 

[Pakicel]

I struggle with anyone above 185 lb, if you're below 185lb and untrained. Very likely I'd beat them in a fight. Height is pretty irrelevant

Obviously, you'd beat the fuck out of a dude like me one on one JFL. But if there were two of us. One could get behind you while I distract you from the front. Once you are on the ground, it is over. Heck, two 5'5" foids could overpower you if they went all in.

How the fuck is height irrelevant? Height is correlated with your wingspan. Wingspan determines reach and hitting power. Truth is, height matters a lot.

Like if we were faced up against each other. I'd try to keep as much distance between us and try to keep swinging at you as I have long arms for a dude my size. Granted, you would probably grapple me and take me to the ground, and it would be over for me. But what I mean is a taller dude with at least a little bit of training, would most likely win against you if he plays it smart.

Realistically though, most people don't know jack shit about fight strategies. They get all riled up and flail their arms like idiots. You'd probably beat the vast majority of dudes on the street with relative ease. Still no guarantee you won't injure yourself or even die. As some people carry knives and shit.

MMAmaxxing seems like a good cope anyway. Was thinking about picking it up but it could looksmin you if you got a facial injury. I am already boneless. Don't want what little bones I have to be broken.

 

[Deleted member 10125]

people who feel the need to prove themselves in the gym are so wack

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Obviously, you'd beat the fuck out of a dude like me one on one JFL. But if there were two of us. One could get behind you while I distract you from the front. Once you are on the ground, it is over. Heck, two 5'5" foids could overpower you if they went all in.

How the fuck is height irrelevant? Height is correlated with your wingspan. Wingspan determines reach and hitting power. Truth is, height matters a lot.

Like if we were faced up against each other. I'd try to keep as much distance between us and try to keep swinging at you as I have long arms for a dude my size. Granted, you would probably grapple me and take me to the ground, and it would be over for me. But what I mean is a taller dude with at least a little bit of training, would most likely win against you if he plays it smart.

Realistically though, most people don't know jack shit about fight strategies. They get all riled up and flail their arms like idiots. You'd probably beat the vast majority of dudes on the street with relative ease. Still no guarantee you won't injure yourself or even die. As some people carry knives and shit.

MMAmaxxing seems like a good cope anyway. Was thinking about picking it up but it could looksmin you if you got a facial injury. I am already boneless. Don't want what little bones I have to be broken.

I have no chance against 2 people. And nah, height adv isn't really a thing. When you're taller you're easier to takedown, less agile, etc. That's why we have weight classes and not height classes jfl.

Wingspan even as a boxer, guys with longer arms take longer to set their shots up and as soon as the manlet fights from the inside, it's over for you lmao.

Most guys on the street, I'm confident I could fuck them up from either tossing them hard enough or just plain choking them out.

MMAmaxxing is based af, will be getting mad clout for it soon

 

[Pakicel]

I have no chance against 2 people. And nah, height adv isn't really a thing. When you're taller you're easier to takedown, less agile, etc. That's why we have weight classes and not height classes jfl.

Wingspan even as a boxer, guys with longer arms take longer to set their shots up and as soon as the manlet fights from the inside, it's over for you lmao.

Most guys on the street, I'm confident I could fuck them up from either tossing them hard enough or just plain choking them out.

MMAmaxxing is based af, will be getting mad clout for it soon

Ties into your thugmaxxing/BBCmaxxing thing. You should post vids of you beating up dudes on insta.

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Ties into your thugmaxxing/BBCmaxxing thing. You should post vids of you beating up dudes on insta.

oh yeah dude 100% for sure, in like 6 months time I reckon I would be able to fight