dolphine because of that pink haired girl, i'll have her last name, Bella dalphine
tbh I would be a sugar glider
Dolphins mog, they gang-rape and annoy pufferfish to get high off of venom, high IQ choice saaardolphine because of that pink haired girl, i'll have her last name, Bella dalphine
once out the water, there asses turn into Gorge floid
Paragun felcon
bear, go into a girls house and rape her ass with your bbc... (big bear cock) then move on to the next houseDog or cat cuz then all the foids will want to hit
or a bull, finger peoples asses with your horns in the running of the bulls @Bryce
yuck
Pop femoral arteries like they're water balloons
true, SAME HAIRCUT BTW
half engle, half cat
Pheno pill and skull pill strikestrue, SAME HAIRCUT BTW
begging to get muted for spamming at this point
you would want a good, peaceful life that's not bped in the wild tbh
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@Gargantuan I see you lurking here, can you ban this faggot already pretty please
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vΓ©ge van kicsi xddddddddddddddddd
true
That's why eagle mogs
Offspring will have guaranteed hunter eyes + forward growth and mogger wingspan as well
The Paragon Falcon, from a capabilities standpoint, surpasses the Eagle in every relevant metric: speed, agility, predatory efficiency, and aesthetic appeal. First, consider flight speed: the Peregrine Falcon (often nicknamed "Paragon Falcon" in online circles) holds the world record for fastest animal, diving at over 240 mph. No eagle comes close to that velocity. While Bald Eagles are powerful gliders with a top flight speed of ~99 mph in dives, thatβs less than half of what the Falcon can achieve.
cageThe Paragon Falcon, from a capabilities standpoint, surpasses the Eagle in every relevant metric: speed, agility, predatory efficiency, and aesthetic appeal. First, consider flight speed: the Peregrine Falcon (often nicknamed "Paragon Falcon" in online circles) holds the world record for fastest animal, diving at over 240 mph. No eagle comes close to that velocity. While Bald Eagles are powerful gliders with a top flight speed of ~99 mph in dives, thatβs less than half of what the Falcon can achieve.
Second, agility. Falcons are built for aerial maneuverability and precision kills. They utilize their long, pointed wings and streamlined bodies to execute surgical strikes mid-air. Eagles, in contrast, are heavier, more reliant on brute force, and less capable in close-quarters flight combat.
Third, falcons use advanced tactics, even targeting the weak points of prey mid-dive, including striking birds in-flight and knocking them out of the air. Eagles are mostly scavengers or brute hunters who rely on size and intimidation more than precision.
Finally, falcons just look cooler. Their sleek heads, sharp silhouettes, and clean markings scream elite predator. Eagles, while majestic in a national-symbol way, lack the sheer aerodynamic perfection of the falcon. In every stat that matters to aerial mogging β speed, tactics, skill, aesthetics β the Paragon Falcon simply dominates.
Alright, letβs get one thing straight: the Paragon Falcon doesnβt just mog the Eagle β it obliterates it. Weβre talking S-tier assassin vs. washed up boomer mascot. The Falcon is basically the Giga Chad of the sky. You see one freefalling at Mach 0.3 with laser precision and cold eyes locked onto a target? Thatβs an aerial kill shot. The Eagle? Just floating around looking patriotic and hoping someone left a dead fish nearby.
The Falconβs entire body is engineered for raw speed and deadly finesse. Meanwhile, the Eagle is built like it skipped leg day and chose the βintimidation buildβ from a 2008 MMORPG. Who wins in a dive? Falcon. Who wins in a chase? Falcon. Who looks cooler in slow-mo HD footage? Falcon, every time.
Even culturally, the Falcon is more elite-coded. The word βParagonβ literally means a model of excellence. βEagleβ is overused, stuck on coins and flags. But the Falcon? Sleek. Sharp. Efficient. Mysterious. You donβt see a Falcon until itβs too late. You hear about an Eagle and yawn.
So yeah, the mog is astronomical. Falcon didnβt just win β it set the scoreboard on fire and left the Eagle wondering what dimension it was in.
FELCON MOGS
You are basically guaranteed a looksmatched stacy
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sea cucumber, ill chill at the bottom of the ocean and do nothing for my whole life
realistically what is killing a sea cucumber lol I can just chill all the timecage
they don't know what chill means, so your almost not living a life jfl
so sigma
