What animal will you be reincarnated as

[javier-varela]

I think I will be fruit bat

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@idkmanimao @hax @vincentzygo @superpsycho @Node

Maybe a money idk

 

[cvii]

they don't know what chill means, so your almost not living a life jfl

at least I wouldn't know its over

 

[idkmanimao]

at least I wouldn't know its over

true

 

[KYS RETARD COPERS]

I think you reincarnate as animals in your proximity.

 

[Duke Archer]

The Paragon Falcon, from a capabilities standpoint, surpasses the Eagle in every relevant metric: speed, agility, predatory efficiency, and aesthetic appeal. First, consider flight speed: the Peregrine Falcon (often nicknamed "Paragon Falcon" in online circles) holds the world record for fastest animal, diving at over 240 mph. No eagle comes close to that velocity. While Bald Eagles are powerful gliders with a top flight speed of ~99 mph in dives, that’s less than half of what the Falcon can achieve.


Second, agility. Falcons are built for aerial maneuverability and precision kills. They utilize their long, pointed wings and streamlined bodies to execute surgical strikes mid-air. Eagles, in contrast, are heavier, more reliant on brute force, and less capable in close-quarters flight combat.


Third, falcons use advanced tactics, even targeting the weak points of prey mid-dive, including striking birds in-flight and knocking them out of the air. Eagles are mostly scavengers or brute hunters who rely on size and intimidation more than precision.


Finally, falcons just look cooler. Their sleek heads, sharp silhouettes, and clean markings scream elite predator. Eagles, while majestic in a national-symbol way, lack the sheer aerodynamic perfection of the falcon. In every stat that matters to aerial mogging — speed, tactics, skill, aesthetics — the Paragon Falcon simply dominates.


Alright, let’s get one thing straight: the Paragon Falcon doesn’t just mog the Eagle — it obliterates it. We’re talking S-tier assassin vs. washed up boomer mascot. The Falcon is basically the Giga Chad of the sky. You see one freefalling at Mach 0.3 with laser precision and cold eyes locked onto a target? That’s an aerial kill shot. The Eagle? Just floating around looking patriotic and hoping someone left a dead fish nearby.


The Falcon’s entire body is engineered for raw speed and deadly finesse. Meanwhile, the Eagle is built like it skipped leg day and chose the “intimidation build” from a 2008 MMORPG. Who wins in a dive? Falcon. Who wins in a chase? Falcon. Who looks cooler in slow-mo HD footage? Falcon, every time.


Even culturally, the Falcon is more elite-coded. The word “Paragon” literally means a model of excellence. “Eagle” is overused, stuck on coins and flags. But the Falcon? Sleek. Sharp. Efficient. Mysterious. You don’t see a Falcon until it’s too late. You hear about an Eagle and yawn.


So yeah, the mog is astronomical. Falcon didn’t just win — it set the scoreboard on fire and left the Eagle wondering what dimension it was in.




FELCON MOGS

 

[superpsycho]

a sloth

 

[Bryce]

a sloth

Probably one of the best options to choose from, literally an entire life spent in your comfort zone with 0 worries or cares in the world

 

[Duke Archer]

Probably one of the best options to choose from, literally an entire life spent in your comfort zone with 0 worries or cares in the world

Until eagle kills you

 

[ethnic subhuman]

 

[JasGews69x]

 

[nosemaxxing]

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cage

 

[ethnic subhuman]

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Moggs me

 

[superpsycho]

Probably one of the best options to choose from, literally an entire life spent in your comfort zone with 0 worries or cares in the world

ldar is law as i always say

 

[310reqiuem_]

toad or an eagle

 

[nobodylovesme]

Panda

 

[Node]

Muh bats

 

[ethnic subhuman]

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Panda

Jestermaxx
Vs

 

[valentine]

an owl

 

[JasGews69x]

 

[Bryce]

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Mirin

 

[ethnic subhuman]

What is this supposed to be?

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

proboscis monkey

 

[Bryce]

What is this supposed to be?
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The greatest thing ever created.

 

[ethnic subhuman]

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Brutally fucking by the king of the kaijus

 

[ethnic subhuman]

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Jewish monkey*

 

[Bryce]

Jewish monkey*

He'd look great with a tiny hat

 

[Tyler1]

Idk some predator on the top of the food chain
prob an eagle or a tiger
Gorilla would be fun too you just eat fruits all day and chill with family