What did Pete Davidson do to land Kim K?

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At this time you see memes and jokes about Pete Davidson “landing” Kim Kardashian. Like Pete Davidson is a clown and KK is some unattainable prize. Pete Davidson is a 28 year old, 6’3” Conventionally attractive comedian (charisma and fun) with no kids or baggage that is worth $8m (top 0.00046% income/net worth). By any measure Pete Davidson is a catch.

Kim Kardashian is a 41 year old, thrice divorced mother of 4, with embarrassing fame (her circus of a family and a video of Ray J giving her a facial) and an insane but wealthy and famous ex. KK has a lot of money but that doesn’t effect Davidson in any way. He can afford whatever he wants. By almost any measure she is a dumpster fire yet the world is acting like he caught some sort of break and it’s a joke.
 
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He's 187 cm and he's doing it for publicity.
 
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Tall and Jewish.
 
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mikeock said:
At this time you see memes and jokes about Pete Davidson “landing” Kim Kardashian. Like Pete Davidson is a clown and KK is some unattainable prize. Pete Davidson is a 28 year old, 6’3” Conventionally attractive comedian (charisma and fun) with no kids or baggage that is worth $8m (top 0.00046% income/net worth). By any measure Pete Davidson is a catch.

Kim Kardashian is a 41 year old, thrice divorced mother of 4, with embarrassing fame (her circus of a family and a video of Ray J giving her a facial) and an insane but wealthy and famous ex. KK has a lot of money but that doesn’t effect Davidson in any way. He can afford whatever he wants. By almost any measure she is a dumpster fire yet the world is acting like he caught some sort of break and it’s a joke.
Kim K is terrible. No catch for anybody. Most Armenians I know can't stand her.
 
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“landing Kim K” as if that’s a W LOL @ U!

Let’s have a lil analysis…


-Washed up roastie 41 YO
-Former pornstar (Kanye was caught watching her get ragged out by Ray J LOL)
-She and her sisters live off being dumb and pretty exposing their bodies, 0 talent

-0 respect for her own culture, they all date out like traitors
-Fucked up family, just look at her parents
-Had a 72 day marriage😂😂


but muh he got a washed up roastie, yeah i’m sure her kids will appreciate a video of her getting fucked and sucking dick, they’ll get bullied at school
 
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turkproducer said:
“landing Kim K” as if that’s a W LOL @ U!

Let’s have a lil analysis…


-Washed up roastie 41 YO
-Former pornstar (Kanye was caught watching her get ragged out by Ray J LOL)
-She and her sisters live off being dumb and pretty exposing their bodies, 0 talent

-0 respect for her own culture, they all date out like traitors
-Fucked up family, just look at her parents
-Had a 72 day marriage😂😂


but muh he got a washed up roastie, yeah i’m sure her kids will appreciate a video of her getting fucked and sucking dick, they’ll get bullied at school
Doesnt matter, she has God tier Status. I would be with her just for the publicity
 
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andy9432 said:
Doesnt matter, she has God tier Status. I would be with her just for the publicity
For a typical normie autistic incel 4 psl you’re correct, but Pete already has clout and is known for dating high smv women

This is an L if anything he’s taking a mother tier aged women, it’s not about how hot she is it’s more her character.
 
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turkproducer said:
“landing Kim K” as if that’s a W LOL @ U!

Let’s have a lil analysis…


-Washed up roastie 41 YO
-Former pornstar (Kanye was caught watching her get ragged out by Ray J LOL)
-She and her sisters live off being dumb and pretty exposing their bodies, 0 talent

-0 respect for her own culture, they all date out like traitors
-Fucked up family, just look at her parents
-Had a 72 day marriage😂😂


but muh he got a washed up roastie, yeah i’m sure her kids will appreciate a video of her getting fucked and sucking dick, they’ll get bullied at school
but tbh the status of dating kim k will carry him through his current and next 10 lives
 
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andy9432 said:
Doesnt matter, she has God tier Status. I would be with her just for the publicity
just for publicity? shes a better looking woman than you will ever be able to obtain x10 even if someone gifted you 1m to spend on surgeries
 
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I wouldn't date that fat blacked cow
 
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Digital Hitler said:
but tbh the status of dating kim k will carry him through his current and next 10 lives
he already has clout and has dated younger women, like Ariana Grande
 
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pete has insane preselection halo
he is unstoppable
 
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turkproducer said:
he already has clout and has dated younger women, like Ariana Grande
but still, its kim k
 
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Digital Hitler said:
but tbh the status of dating kim k will carry him through his current and next 10 lives
I’d marry and divorce her for that as well as the money tbh lol
 

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