What do you guys think about Fleshlights?

[Deleted member 10172]

Does anyone .me use flesh lights?
I heard @personalityinkwell used it It was some post on .co but anyone else?

What does it feel like to use a fleshlight?
Is it worth it?
Does it feel just like the real thing?

 

[Deleted member 9380]

lol

 

[Deleted member 10172]

lol

What's so funny

 

[Deleted member 9380]

What's so funny

no vegin and booba for your face

 

[Deleted member 5875]

Women are fleshlights that's my opinion.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

mediocre ngl

 

[Gonthar]

It's like a pocket pussy disguised as a flashlight, you put it in your pocket and take it with you, everywhere you go, just like some girls carry a dildo or vibrator in their purse all the time.

 

[Deleted member 4645]

I prefer dildos. My good friend @disillusioned is pretty fond of them, he could give you solid recommendations.

 

[Ritalincel]

Fleshlight is a sex toy made for people who, for some reason, lack the ability to use the perfectly good hand that Mother Nature has given them to simulate the feeling of sex. With “2 million dollars spent in research and development”, it is money well-spent to satisfy the pathetic needs of basement dwellers, while laminating their V cards in the process.

Fleshlights come in many varieties ranging from mouth, anus, and whatever else to suit your sexual needs. Besides pink, they also come clear, for people who enjoy fucking raw shrimp.

The makers of Fleshlight can easily make claims that it "feels just like the real thing" because they know that 99% of the buyers have never experienced a real pussy and probably never will. Made out of pink bubblegum, the Fleshlight is the most unnatural alternative to a cunt

Sure it does, Dave. Sure it does.

 

[CommanderCope]

I was thinking about buying one but then I realised it's just a waste of money when my hand is good enough.

 

[BigBiceps]

No, but been thinking about buying it. I last too long in bed, so might use fleshlight to practice coming faster.

 

[Deleted member 10172]

mediocre ngl

Does it still feel better than ur hand? People say it feels way better than their hand I might consider buying a fleshlight

 

[Deleted member 10172]

No, but been thinking about buying it. I last too long in bed, so might use fleshlight to practice coming faster.

Unironically u will last even longer because ur penis glands will get used to more stimulation

 

[Deleted member 10172]

Fleshlight is a sex toy made for people who, for some reason, lack the ability to use the perfectly good hand that Mother Nature has given them to simulate the feeling of sex. With “2 million dollars spent in research and development”, it is money well-spent to satisfy the pathetic needs of basement dwellers, while laminating their V cards in the process.

Fleshlights come in many varieties ranging from mouth, anus, and whatever else to suit your sexual needs. Besides pink, they also come clear, for people who enjoy fucking raw shrimp.

The makers of Fleshlight can easily make claims that it "feels just like the real thing" because they know that 99% of the buyers have never experienced a real pussy and probably never will. Made out of pink bubblegum, the Fleshlight is the most unnatural alternative to a cunt

Sure it does, Dave. Sure it does.

jfl, but at least it feels better than ur hand right?

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Does it still feel better than ur hand? People say it feels way better than their hand I might consider buying a fleshlight

i dont use my hand i use a boxer brief jfl

 

[Deleted member 10172]

i dont use my hand i use a boxer brief jfl

How does that even work?

 

[Deleted member 4612]

How does that even work?

good question.

i take the boxer brief, wrap it around my shaft, and tug

when i coom, i clean it up with the boxer brief

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 10172]

good question.

i take the boxer brief, wrap it around my shaft, and tug

when i coom, i clean it up with the boxer brief

Why dont u just jack off and when ur about to coom u coom on a coom sock

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Why dont u just jack off and when ur about to coom u coom on a coom sock

might look into that tbh

 

[disillusioned]

I prefer dildos. My good friend @disillusioned is pretty fond of them, he could give you solid recommendations.

https://looksmax.org/threads/daily-reminder-that-this-forum-is-dominated-by-teenagers.214529/

@Pubertymaxxingcel it depends massively on what you are using. Some sex toys are utter crap while others are amazing. I'm currently addicted to this blowjob/vibrator combo thing that I bought. I think it's sold out on amazon right now however. TFM made a video about it (he has lots of male sex toy reviews on his youtube channel btw. He use to talk about mgtow stuff as well before moving that over to bitchute because youtube banned his other stuff).

I'm talking about this:



It actually feels really awesome. The thing legit sucks you dick srs. Sex toys are becoming advanced enough that they can legit compete against the real thing. Obviously sex with a good looking foid is 10x better but most foids look like shit anyway.

There are several downsides though:

1. If you live with somebody else then you have to be very selective about when to use these things, since they can make noise. This can be frustrating.

2. Certain toys such as the one I posted above can actually harm your penis if you use them too often and especially if you use too little lube. I actually had to take a break from using it for almost a week because all the sucking was literally giving me rashes on my penis. And it burned like hell. Such toys should be used no more often than once or twice a week at most.

3. They have to be cleaned. Depending on the toy this can be either straightforward or a pain. I would recommend getting only toys that are easy to clean. Cleaning can also be complicated if you live with somebody else, and you don't want them to notice that you are cleaning them. Toys also have to be cleaned right after use, so you cannot just use it and then go straight to sleep in case you are in bed. Or at least I would advice against it.

4. If they require a battery, then it is likely you will sometimes end up with a ruined orgasm because the toy will just suddenly stop working when it runs out of battery. If possible only buy toys that are charged so that you can ensure it is always at full power.

5. Since most toys are designed on the assumption you have an average penis, toys might not work well for you if your penis is either above or below average in size/girth. Some toys will actually just straight up not work if you are too big or small.

6. Some toys will not work unless you are already hard/aroused.

Other things of note: Don't buy toys that have limited lasting value unless they are cheap. Also don't skip the lube if you care about your penis.

 

[Deleted member 5258]

 

[Deleted member 1400]

Cucked.
Use your right hand instead.

 

[Lev Peshkov]

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Is this a home grown meme or reddit meme

 

[Deleted member 5258]

Is this a home grown meme or reddit meme

its from my reddit moment folder

 

[Deleted member 4645]

https://looksmax.org/threads/daily-reminder-that-this-forum-is-dominated-by-teenagers.214529/

@Pubertymaxxingcel it depends massively on what you are using. Some sex toys are utter crap while others are amazing. I'm currently addicted to this blowjob/vibrator combo thing that I bought. I think it's sold out on amazon right now however. TFM made a video about it (he has lots of male sex toy reviews on his youtube channel btw. He use to talk about mgtow stuff as well before moving that over to bitchute because youtube banned his other stuff).

I'm talking about this:



It actually feels really awesome. The thing legit sucks you dick srs. Sex toys are becoming advanced enough that they can legit compete against the real thing. Obviously sex with a good looking foid is 10x better but most foids look like shit anyway.

There are several downsides though:

1. If you live with somebody else then you have to be very selective about when to use these things, since they can make noise. This can be frustrating.

2. Certain toys such as the one I posted above can actually harm your penis if you use them too often and especially if you use too little lube. I actually had to take a break from using it for almost a week because all the sucking was literally giving me rashes on my penis. And it burned like hell. Such toys should be used no more often than once or twice a week at most.

3. They have to be cleaned. Depending on the toy this can be either straightforward or a pain. I would recommend getting only toys that are easy to clean.

4. If they require a battery, then it is likely you will sometimes end up with a ruined orgasm because the toy will just suddenly stop working when it runs out of battery. If possible only buy toys that are charged so that you can ensure it is always at full power.

5. Since most toys are designed on the assumption you have an average penis, toys might not work well for you if your penis is either above or below average in size/girth. Some toys will actually just straight up not work if you are too big or small.

6. Some toys will not work unless you are already hard/aroused.

Other things of note: Don't buy toys that have limited lasting value unless they are cheap. Also don't skip the lube if you care about your penis.

"Oh nose! Le Loan is making dildo jokes again. Must be a fucking teenager not to want to seriously debate fleshlights with me on a shit posting forum. "

 

[disillusioned]

Fleshlight is a sex toy made for people who, for some reason, lack the ability to use the perfectly good hand that Mother Nature has given them to simulate the feeling of sex. With “2 million dollars spent in research and development”, it is money well-spent to satisfy the pathetic needs of basement dwellers, while laminating their V cards in the process.

Fleshlights come in many varieties ranging from mouth, anus, and whatever else to suit your sexual needs. Besides pink, they also come clear, for people who enjoy fucking raw shrimp.

The makers of Fleshlight can easily make claims that it "feels just like the real thing" because they know that 99% of the buyers have never experienced a real pussy and probably never will. Made out of pink bubblegum, the Fleshlight is the most unnatural alternative to a cunt

Sure it does, Dave. Sure it does.

This is utter bullshit.

No, fleshlights don't feel "like the real thing". But they are an order of magnitude better than using your hand. It isn't even a contest at all. And how is using a toy more pathetic that masturbating into your hand? You are not getting laid in either case.

 

[disillusioned]

"Oh nose! Le Loan is making dildo jokes again. Must be a fucking teenager not to want to seriously debate fleshlights with me on a shit posting forum. "

What the fuck is there to debate? Sex toys are used because they feel better than masturbating with your hand or else people would not buy them.

Jfl I bet 90% of all the people here shitting on OP are just insecure as fuk so they feel the need to shit on him. Anybody who legit believes sex toys are gay/soy etc is still in the bluepill phase. Or in the low IQ redpill one at best.

 

[Deleted member 10172]

https://looksmax.org/threads/daily-reminder-that-this-forum-is-dominated-by-teenagers.214529/

@Pubertymaxxingcel it depends massively on what you are using. Some sex toys are utter crap while others are amazing. I'm currently addicted to this blowjob/vibrator combo thing that I bought. I think it's sold out on amazon right now however. TFM made a video about it (he has lots of male sex toy reviews on his youtube channel btw. He use to talk about mgtow stuff as well before moving that over to bitchute because youtube banned his other stuff).

I'm talking about this:



It actually feels really awesome. The thing legit sucks you dick srs. Sex toys are becoming advanced enough that they can legit compete against the real thing. Obviously sex with a good looking foid is 10x better but most foids look like shit anyway.

There are several downsides though:

1. If you live with somebody else then you have to be very selective about when to use these things, since they can make noise. This can be frustrating.

2. Certain toys such as the one I posted above can actually harm your penis if you use them too often and especially if you use too little lube. I actually had to take a break from using it for almost a week because all the sucking was literally giving me rashes on my penis. And it burned like hell. Such toys should be used no more often than once or twice a week at most.

3. They have to be cleaned. Depending on the toy this can be either straightforward or a pain. I would recommend getting only toys that are easy to clean.

4. If they require a battery, then it is likely you will sometimes end up with a ruined orgasm because the toy will just suddenly stop working when it runs out of battery. If possible only buy toys that are charged so that you can ensure it is always at full power.

5. Since most toys are designed on the assumption you have an average penis, toys might not work well for you if your penis is either above or below average in size/girth. Some toys will actually just straight up not work if you are too big or small.

6. Some toys will not work unless you are already hard/aroused.

Other things of note: Don't buy toys that have limited lasting value unless they are cheap. Also don't skip the lube if you care about your penis.

High quality reply my friend thank you my fren.I do lowkey need a sex toy that can suck me up jfl.Have u heard of the stoya destroya? I heard it's the best sex toy in the sex toy industry.There is also this sex toy called the fleshlight cool blue and apparently it resembles a blowjob and it feels really good.Thank you for replying man I will reply again also bump please

 

[Deleted member 10172]

This is utter bullshit.

No, fleshlights don't feel "like the real thing". But they are an order of magnitude better than using your hand. It isn't even a contest at all. And how is using a toy more pathetic that masturbating into your hand? You are not getting laid in either case.

Well dude if u aren't getting laid because it's over for you then why not? Why not pleasure yourself, it's not like anyone is going to care.

 

[disillusioned]

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How short is this faggot srs?

 

[Deleted member 4645]

What the fuck is there to debate? Sex toys are used because they feel better than masturbating with your hand or else people would not buy them.

Jfl I bet 90% of all the people here shitting on OP are just insecure as fuk so they feel the need to shit on him. Anybody who legit believes sex toys are gay/soy etc is still in the bluepill phase. Or in the low IQ redpill one at best.

The thing is, I don't even think fleshlights are really gay or similar to dildos. It was an off-topic tier shitpost, and I stated it in your 1st thread.

The real funny part, though, is how seriously offended you get by such a low-effort reply, to the point of making a thread about it. How can something so trivial get to you? I truly never meant it as an attack.

 

[BigBiceps]

Unironically u will last even longer because ur penis glands will get used to more stimulation

So it's absolutely over, then. Sucks having to always fap myself into cooming, would love to creampie girls.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

prob ably good

 

[Deleted member 6305]

 

[Ritalincel]

Sure it does, Dave. Sure it does.

 

[Deleted member 4671]

ill probably buy an onahole

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Ritalincel]

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.