FrothySolutions
There's no gym for my squandered youth.
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Remember that transgender bathroom hype/scare a while back? Transmen and transwomen wanted to be able to use their bathroom of choice, but also wanted anyone to be able to just "identify" as a man or a woman regardless of how far along the transition they were? And people like me, we were like "Let Bruce Jenner go into whatever bathroom she wants. But what I'm saying is, if you make laws that say anyone can just go into whatever bathroom they want, what's stopping me, a definite head-to-foot man, from going into the women's restroom and doing whatever I could do in the men's restroom, on the grounds that I have the legal loophole now? You don't want me, or some bad guy, in the women's restroom, right?" And people responded "Pfft, I don't care man, go in the women's restroom go in whatever restroom you want I'm a girl I go in the men's restroom all the time wuhhhhhh-duh-duh-duh." And I'm like "Look, we all got mad when Donald Trump went into that women's changing room, right? So we're in agreement. If you're a man, you should not be allowed to go into a women's restroom or changing room or locker room or sauna or whatever because those are meant to provide privacy from the opposite gender. Right? That means there should be some kind of policy or protection in place that keeps that from happening, right???" But all I got in response was "Wuh wuh wuh, go bathroom. Yeh-deh-deh-deh-deh..."
Now that's kinda died down. But last I checked, Target was still letting anyone go into whatever bathroom they wanted. So if people still feel this way, what if you and I and everyone else went into women's rooms and graffiti'd on the walls, like you see in bathrooms all the time. It's not illegal, and everyone said we could go in there anyway. If women are writing on the walls, I can just identify as a woman and write on the walls too.
Why? Because we can write our phone numbers down and spread good rumors about ourselves. If I write down "Call FrothySolutions for that good good good" maybe people will start to take notice. If I can, from the grassroots, build up a reputation for myself. Write it in enough places, maybe put in some followup comments. Like those restaurants that buy good reviews. It's not "dishonest," you're just getting the ball rolling. Surely you'd be great at sex, and if you had enough of it you'd be getting women writing your name in bathroom stalls all through the city. You just need some seed to get the crop going.
Now that's kinda died down. But last I checked, Target was still letting anyone go into whatever bathroom they wanted. So if people still feel this way, what if you and I and everyone else went into women's rooms and graffiti'd on the walls, like you see in bathrooms all the time. It's not illegal, and everyone said we could go in there anyway. If women are writing on the walls, I can just identify as a woman and write on the walls too.
Why? Because we can write our phone numbers down and spread good rumors about ourselves. If I write down "Call FrothySolutions for that good good good" maybe people will start to take notice. If I can, from the grassroots, build up a reputation for myself. Write it in enough places, maybe put in some followup comments. Like those restaurants that buy good reviews. It's not "dishonest," you're just getting the ball rolling. Surely you'd be great at sex, and if you had enough of it you'd be getting women writing your name in bathroom stalls all through the city. You just need some seed to get the crop going.
