What do you say after someone asks “how are you?”

[optimisticzoomer]

At least here, it’s just a greeting
“Good, you?” (I hate this)
Then what?
This happens all the time at work but idk what to talk about with these other staff

 

[roveai]

Shot them with a shotgun

 

[imontheloose]

i tell them "

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[Terrortheplug]

i say I'm doing good how abt yourself

 

[ybuyhgui]

Say something extremely niche like 'I’m rambunctious.' They'll be too confused to continue the small talk and will likely leave you alone to ponder your verbal superiority.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

i say I'm doing good how abt yourself

That’s just a longer version of what I said
I always say “alright?” or “you alright?” as a greeting. I don’t like being asked “how are you?” I also don’t really know what to say after

 

[Diᴏgenes]

"fine" then I avoid eye contact and wait till they go away

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

At least here, it’s just a greeting
“Good, you?” (I hate this)
Then what?
This happens all the time at work but idk what to talk about with these other staff

"Fine, thanks you"

 

[Terrortheplug]

That’s just a longer version of what I said
I always say “alright?” or “you alright?” as a greeting. I don’t like being asked “how are you?” I also don’t really know what to say after

my nigga you are thinking abt it to deep i also wouldn't go up to someone and say are you alright they might take that in a weird way

 

[optimisticzoomer]

"Fine, thanks you"

It’s so insincere tho
“How are you?”
“Good, you?”
“Good, thanks”

Every time
Pointless when you could just say hello

 

[slaters]

Good mate would u like to get chinged bruv?

 

[sub5outsider]

If someone ask me how are you i say im normal and then totally isolate myself

 

[optimisticzoomer]

my nigga you are thinking abt it to deep i also wouldn't go up to someone and say are you alright they might take that in a weird way

In England that’s a greeting

 

[ybuyhgui]

Good mate would u like to get chinged bruv?

lovely mate may I shank you up fam?

 

[Terrortheplug]

In England that’s a greeting

autism

 

[slaters]

lovely mate may I shank you up fam?

My response to optimistic zoomer asking how are you

 

[brotato78]

At least here, it’s just a greeting
“Good, you?” (I hate this)
Then what?
This happens all the time at work but idk what to talk about with these other staff

I just say good then wby knowing the whole interaction is just useless

Free social proof ig?