What do you say after someone asks “how are you?”

[optimisticzoomer]

At least here, it’s just a greeting
“Good, you?” (I hate this)
Then what?
This happens all the time at work but idk what to talk about with these other staff

 

[Deleted member 249764]

Shot them with a shotgun

 

[imontheloose]

i tell them "

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[Accutane.and.ldar]

i say I'm doing good how abt yourself

 

[ybuyhgui]

Say something extremely niche like 'I’m rambunctious.' They'll be too confused to continue the small talk and will likely leave you alone to ponder your verbal superiority.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

i say I'm doing good how abt yourself

That’s just a longer version of what I said
I always say “alright?” or “you alright?” as a greeting. I don’t like being asked “how are you?” I also don’t really know what to say after

 

[Deleted member 86562]

"fine" then I avoid eye contact and wait till they go away

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

At least here, it’s just a greeting
“Good, you?” (I hate this)
Then what?
This happens all the time at work but idk what to talk about with these other staff

"Fine, thanks you"

 

[Accutane.and.ldar]

That’s just a longer version of what I said
I always say “alright?” or “you alright?” as a greeting. I don’t like being asked “how are you?” I also don’t really know what to say after

my nigga you are thinking abt it to deep i also wouldn't go up to someone and say are you alright they might take that in a weird way

 

[optimisticzoomer]

"Fine, thanks you"

It’s so insincere tho
“How are you?”
“Good, you?”
“Good, thanks”

Every time
Pointless when you could just say hello

 

[slaters]

Good mate would u like to get chinged bruv?

 

[sub5outsider]

If someone ask me how are you i say im normal and then totally isolate myself

 

[optimisticzoomer]

my nigga you are thinking abt it to deep i also wouldn't go up to someone and say are you alright they might take that in a weird way

In England that’s a greeting

 

[ybuyhgui]

Good mate would u like to get chinged bruv?

lovely mate may I shank you up fam?

 

[Accutane.and.ldar]

In England that’s a greeting

autism

 

[slaters]

lovely mate may I shank you up fam?

My response to optimistic zoomer asking how are you

 

[brotato78]

At least here, it’s just a greeting
“Good, you?” (I hate this)
Then what?
This happens all the time at work but idk what to talk about with these other staff

I just say good then wby knowing the whole interaction is just useless

Free social proof ig?

 

[skadoji]

I’m well.

 

[Part-Time Chad]

You say, "Hello, sir. Thank you very much. Did you have a very good day? Thank you".

 

[Chad]

ND socially incapable tard problems.

Stick to being a monk.

 

[nobodylovesme]

 

[Jason Voorhees]

In old school British Victorian manners. The only correct answer to that question is I'm fine thank you even if you are diieng from lung cancer because you never bring up your health, your finances, your problems in casual conversations @imontheloose

 

[imontheloose]

In old school British Victorian manners. The only correct answer to that question is I'm fine than you even if you are diieng from lung cancer because you never bring up your health, your finances, your problems in casual conversations @imontheloose

That’s what everyone does, even the low-class plant operators

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

ND socially incapable tard problems.

Stick to being a monk.

Fr I'm nd AF but that shit is next level like just say I'm fine too thanks or whatever nigga if ain't that deep